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"I woke up today with a lump on my forehead. " Wasn't me! (refer to other thread: dump) | |||
"I woke up today with a lump on my forehead. Wasn't me! (refer to other thread: dump) " The bump has gone now and i am pretty sure it wasn't you wishy | |||
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"I've got mysteriously bruised knees.....I've not been near anyone for ages!" Its the ghostie shagger that creeps in when your asleep and only leaves a wet patch! | |||
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"Wet patch must be teeny- I've never noticed it " Well even the ghostie shagger only gets a bucket and a half! Poor sod must be running low | |||
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"i got a bite mark on my inner left thigh...fuck knows how i got that " there's a bite mark on our table leg too | |||
"i got a bite mark on my inner left thigh...fuck knows how i got that there's a bite mark on our table leg too " I never did the table leg! Honest i didn't | |||
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"i often waken with a lump in my pants.i dont know how it got there,but i'm always happy it is. " Try going for a poo BEFORE you go to bed. | |||
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