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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

I woke up today with a lump on my forehead. I did not have one when I went to bed and have no clue what I've bumped it on!

So, what's your latest bruise and do you know how you got it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I woke up today with a lump on my forehead. "

Wasn't me! (refer to other thread: dump)

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I woke up today with a lump on my forehead.

Wasn't me! (refer to other thread: dump) "

The bump has gone now and i am pretty sure it wasn't you wishy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not a new bruise exactly, but I've got a deep scar on my right shin from an "encounter" with my own missus at our very first swinging party, where she insisted on keeping her "shagging shoes" on.

It will be an everlasting reminder of our first party

I told our son I did it playing football

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got mysteriously bruised knees.....I've not been near anyone for ages!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I've got mysteriously bruised knees.....I've not been near anyone for ages!"

Its the ghostie shagger that creeps in when your asleep and only leaves a wet patch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet patch must be teeny- I've never noticed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a lump on my hand and have no idea what it is or how I got it. It just seemed to appear throughout the day yesterday

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Wet patch must be teeny- I've never noticed it "

Well even the ghostie shagger only gets a bucket and a half! Poor sod must be running low

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Had a massive bruise on the front of my upper leg where i fell over in the bathroom

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i got a bite mark on my inner left thigh...fuck knows how i got that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i got a bite mark on my inner left thigh...fuck knows how i got that "

there's a bite mark on our table leg too

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"i got a bite mark on my inner left thigh...fuck knows how i got that

there's a bite mark on our table leg too

"

I never did the table leg! Honest i didn't

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

i often waken with a lump in my pants.i dont know how it got there,but i'm always happy it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'a friend' woke up today with a love bite on his butt.....he also woke up alone.

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By *y_funcoupleCouple  over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Two very bruised knees!!!

And I know exactly how I got them !! And no not carpet burns! fell downstairs and landed thump straight on my knees and they hurt then and they hurt now!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire


"i often waken with a lump in my pants.i dont know how it got there,but i'm always happy it is. "

Try going for a poo BEFORE you go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladies, if you ever wake up with green marks on the inside of your thighs... tell ya girlfriend her earrings aren't real gold!

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