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"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?" that gthey know how to find us and don't knock on the wrong door  | |||
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"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining? that gthey know how to find us and don't knock on the wrong door "I once did the wrong door thing.....I still remember the tongue lashing i got from the woman who answered it 
As for wishy's bid dump!....*shivers* I guess better than when they arrive  | |||
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"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else. "Just spat my toast out!!!!! | |||
"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else.
Just spat my toast out!!!!! "Yeah, that's about the same texture, you got my drift. | |||
"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else.
Just spat my toast out!!!!!
Yeah, that's about the same texture, you got my drift. "Ive consulted the bristol stool chart and I think you're a number 5
This thread is going downhill rapidly, I apologise if anyone else is eating their breakfast hahaha | |||
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"Blame wishy "lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help. see I am mr positive today x | |||
"Blame wishy
lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help.
see I am mr positive today x ". You are seldom negative!  | |||
"Blame wishy
lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help.
see I am mr positive today x "Nice tats | |||
"I bath wax or shave legs and pussy all parts apart from landing strip then rub my body all over with lovely body cream so i smell good do my teeth about 3 times so look nice, Hair, Nails. makeup. Then go see what i can dress in to turn them on. jo xxx" after that put some sexie music on get the pole ready lol open the champange get some nibbles out make sure the bed looks good with toys and lube ner to hand .. xx jo | |||
"Blame wishy "Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! | |||
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"I am off to get ready for my meet this afternoon at a hotel. Apart from the usual routine to make myself more presentable, I also need to pack work clothes for Monday as I shan't be home until tomorrow night. Also need to sort out the dog's overnight kit as he is staying with his walker for the night. And to pack the automatic feeder for the cat. TTFN, and have fun! "enjoy Pearl and we will look out for a mention in despatches of your good work xxx | |||
"Blame wishy
Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! "I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx | |||
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"Blame wishy
Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx"I dread to ask how & why you realised you needed such a remedy lol xx | |||
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"you smooth talking silver tongued seducers u . u can charm the birds right ut the trees . move over steven fry u have met your match lol xx" Stephen Fry?.. I taught him all he knows lol x | |||
"Blame wishy
Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx
I dread to ask how & why you realised you needed such a remedy lol xx"well i have had a go and its still a bit of a virgin john hates it to tight hurt him but i would hate to have ..... you know what over the bed and him , lol so i make plans for the big day , lolol jo xx | |||
"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else. "LLF Wishy, reading that earned the lappy a coffee shower | |||
"oxygen tank and mask.. resuscitation machine for any potential cardiac problems.. st john's ambulance professionals in the next room... fluids for dehydration.. takes me ages to come.. so I need to be prepared for any potential fatigue.. " you may just need the kiss of life. Mouth to mouth for hours i think ,   | |||
"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?" We always make sure there are plenty of towels handy just in case | |||
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"Some guys do very little and then wonder why your not keen on playing. If i am having someone round i always make sure its clean and tidy with fresh sheets on." aye, it should be special. x | |||
