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over a year ago
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers  )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?  "
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower |
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower "
Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower
Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer "
Now there's an offer I couldn't refuse |
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower
Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I can do you a single bottle of lager, a large bottle of prosecco, some rum, vanilla vodka, espresso vodka, mead, hazelnut boozy stuff or the remnants of an elderflower liqueur. And half a bottle of cherry Pepsi Max as a mixer. I'm all out of ice though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can do you a single bottle of lager, a large bottle of prosecco, some rum, vanilla vodka, espresso vodka, mead, hazelnut boozy stuff or the remnants of an elderflower liqueur. And half a bottle of cherry Pepsi Max as a mixer. I'm all out of ice though."
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower
Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer
Smeg?"
I haven't bought a cheesy cock fridge  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
Oohh
That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower
Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer
Smeg?
I haven't bought a cheesy cock fridge "
Too slow to post. 
Meh! Damn you afternoon in the park listening to cheesy live bands in the rain!! 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, count the empties.
Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem."
It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.
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"OP, count the empties.
Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.
It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.
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But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see? 
(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, count the empties.
Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.
It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.
But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see?
(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)
Mr ddc"
We know he can count to three as he knows he has three left. If he counts the empties he'll know how many empties there are. He'll still have 3. He just needs to multiply that by 42, divide by 7, add 109 and he'll still have 3 left. Unless he's d*unk another one.
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms? "
I'm not found of Pimms, but that version sounds rather tasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, count the empties.
Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.
It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.
But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see?
(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)
Mr ddc
We know he can count to three as he knows he has three left. If he counts the empties he'll know how many empties there are. He'll still have 3. He just needs to multiply that by 42, divide by 7, add 109 and he'll still have 3 left. Unless he's d*unk another one.
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I always preferred the Terry Pratchett troll way of counting.
1, 2, 3, many.
Many 1, many 2, many 3, many many.
Many many 1, many many 2.....oh you get the picture.
However I am now curious as to how many empty cans you have using this counting method Lib..... |
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"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )
I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?
I'm not found of Pimms, but that version sounds rather tasty."
It's like drinking pop |
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For the perfect Pimm's - take 3 parts ginger ale to one part Pimm's, 1 slice of orange, 1 slice of lemon, 2 slices of cucumber, 1 sliced strawberry and a sprig of mint. Pour the Pimm's into a glass half filled with crushed ice. Add the fruit and fill the glass with more crushed ice. Top up with ginger ale, lightly stir and serve.
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