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"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??
Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "
theirs are usually silent but deadly.. And they blame them on us or the dog |
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"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??
Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "
Us blokes are always proud of our farts  |
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"Girl darts are at least 50 times as awful as man darts that's why they hide them
I'm awful at darts"
So ? He said girls darts are awful. You're supposed to be awful at darts. Where do you hide yours ? |
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"We used to do pink fluffy love darts on each other all the time. I don't get the big phobia about women worrying about men hearing them fart?"
If it's coming out pink and fluffy I think you need to stop chewing on the feather duster :p |
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"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??
Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "
No, they don't! Women don't fart, they don't burp and they certainly don't defecate! Glad I'm a unicorn and not a woman!   Anyone want to pull my finger and then hi five me?!?! |
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Who cares?
On the other hand pussy farts are funny, was fucking a nice girl few years back and her pussy was quite musical to say the least. She went bright red from embarrassment. I held her and kissed her and asked if she played requests |
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"Who cares?
On the other hand pussy farts are funny, was fucking a nice girl few years back and her pussy was quite musical to say the least. She went bright red from embarrassment. I held her and kissed her and asked if she played requests"
Mine probably would   |
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"Who cares?
On the other hand pussy farts are funny, was fucking a nice girl few years back and her pussy was quite musical to say the least. She went bright red from embarrassment. I held her and kissed her and asked if she played requests"
Gotta love a blushing girl |
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Without sounding like shedlon from the big bang...all humans emit nautral gases from both the rectal and oral orifice it's physically impossible to not do even in the slightest each day without forcefully holding it in which would inevitably result in ill health. |
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"Without sounding like shedlon from the big bang...all humans emit nautral gases from both the rectal and oral orifice it's physically impossible to not do even in the slightest each day without forcefully holding it in which would inevitably result in ill health."
I read that in Sheldons voice |
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"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers! "
I actually call that a dutch oven, When someone lets rip and holds you head under the duvet.  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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Women don't fart.. FACT!! They expel unwanted air via whatever orifice and it doesn't smell. If you smell an odour which is unpleasant you should check yourself, recall when you last showered and check the surrounding area for stale food, unwashed garments or anything else which may explain such phenomen because WOMEN DON'T FART!!!! |
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