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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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bitch and I am a swinger. I ahve come to share this with you today in an attempt to seek help and get cured.
What are you seeking help for and how could others help YOU with your "predickament"
PS (NOT to be taken too seriously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexy Donger!
psssst... whats a donger, please???
u plug em in ur pc
ah, please dont tell anybody I did not know.... 
rrally a dongle but near enough x"
ah, you see dongle I would have understood, one of those things that you need when you have not got internet as such and you need to keep moving...
See? Not all hope is lost... butthank you anyway, especially for your discretion in not telling anybody x |
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"slim shady
sorry i couldnt resist and now I cant stop singing that blooyd Eminem track "
that was the first thing I thought as well when I saw the title...lol glad I read through first before posting..hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Ever ready, & need a night out!
on my way... to rescue another soul
We'll put the ketle on and get out the good China 
Nice profile by the way xx"
Aw, thank you and ditto - shall we pick up Sassysexyeyes on the way up as she needs some help, too? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my name is Jacqui and im in the need for sex hard and rough 
Jacqui, hitch a ride up with Provocative "
i wish  im on call to 10pm so no drinking till then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my name is Jacqui and im in the need for sex hard and rough
Jacqui, hitch a ride up with Provocative
i wish im on call to 10pm so no drinking till then "
Aw... I ll have one for you, just to make you feel bit better xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic "
What a brilliant idea... can you imagine us forming an orderly queue though in the face of hunky horny ever ready men??? THink not... will end up being a survival of the fittest (highest stielettos) I think
But fun with a captial F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic
What a brilliant idea... can you imagine us forming an orderly queue though in the face of hunky horny ever ready men??? THink not... will end up being a survival of the fittest (highest stielettos) I think
But fun with a captial F "
just think of seeing the men squirm and see how they like being treated that way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol"
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic
Were a couple you know lol "
As the final line in "some like it hot" goes... nobody is perfect xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic
Were a couple you know lol "
yup i gathered x
havent perved at the profile yet |
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"maybe we should do a big meet
all the ladies who need good hard sex get ina queue and look for the men, ( role reversal)
wouldnt that be fun seeing all the men panic
Were a couple you know lol
As the final line in "some like it hot" goes... nobody is perfect xx"
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)"
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous "
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......? "
i need some cockosize |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......? "
would be my pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure "
yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx"
damn it I heard it was more fun in hell! but if you two are going to join me in heaven, we could make it rock like hell (have I gone off topic again? ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx
damn it I heard it was more fun in hell! but if you two are going to join me in heaven, we could make it rock like hell (have I gone off topic again? )"
you can go off topic with us anytime - as long as we remain virtuous and do not get led too far astray |
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"Sexy Donger! "
Sexy Donger, was what one of my old sweethearts use to call me!
I always assumed Donger is another name to call a fella's manhood! Lol
Good name for a porn film,
King Dong vs Moby Dick! Lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx
damn it I heard it was more fun in hell! but if you two are going to join me in heaven, we could make it rock like hell (have I gone off topic again? )you can go off topic with us anytime - as long as we remain virtuous and do not get led too far astray "
is leading you to the bedroom to far astray? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx
damn it I heard it was more fun in hell! but if you two are going to join me in heaven, we could make it rock like hell (have I gone off topic again? )you can go off topic with us anytime - as long as we remain virtuous and do not get led too far astray
is leading you to the bedroom to far astray?"
no, that is just (presumably) "upstairs"
(And will do nicely to keep us ont he path of virtue) |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Is anybody going to offer some tea and sympathy ???
wouldn't you prefer a glass of wine?
oh my name is Alex and ......... well just and lol
well.. been missing you lately... and yes, please to the wine... and whatever else is necessary to keep us virtuous...;-)
I was think the complete opposite of virtuous
Yes you are right of course, but then going back to the OP... I was rather seeking help with my ad-dicktion...
Will you lend a helping.......?
would be my pleasure yeah, Sassysexyeyes and I have been rescued from the evail claws of addiction to swinging... thanks to this noble unselfish offer... Man, you earned your place in heaven xxx
damn it I heard it was more fun in hell! but if you two are going to join me in heaven, we could make it rock like hell (have I gone off topic again? )you can go off topic with us anytime - as long as we remain virtuous and do not get led too far astray
is leading you to the bedroom to far astray?
no, that is just (presumably) "upstairs"
(And will do nicely to keep us ont he path of virtue) "
not even that far - we live in a bungalow |
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"Sexy Donger!
Sexy Donger, was what one of my old sweethearts use to call me!
I always assumed Donger is another name to call a fella's manhood! Lol
Good name for a porn film,
King Dong vs Moby Dick! Lol "
Fanny Licker is a good name  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour "
is that being confident or cocky? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour "
Do you mean savoury by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
Mmm we would be pleased to give you some guidance
We are having our ... hands... full here
Many hands make light work "
Are you aware of just what a handful Petti is...? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour
Do you mean savoury by any chance?"
I can be sweet, sour or savoury - the choice is yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour
Do you mean savoury by any chance?
I can be sweet, sour or savoury - the choice is yours"
I am more of a savoury woman, I like to savour... and I like spicy... and I can see you can accommodate those needs ...
Shhhhhhh keep it to ourselves or they all want some of you |
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
Mmm we would be pleased to give you some guidance
We are having our ... hands... full here
Many hands make light work
Are you aware of just what a handful Petti is...? "
Moi |
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour
Do you mean savoury by any chance?
I can be sweet, sour or savoury - the choice is yours"
Back me up here please you know how shy I am |
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
Mmm we would be pleased to give you some guidance
We are having our ... hands... full here
Many hands make light work
Are you aware of just what a handful Petti is...? "
Ooh we like a challenge |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour
Do you mean savoury by any chance?
I can be sweet, sour or savoury - the choice is yours
I am more of a savoury woman, I like to savour... and I like spicy... and I can see you can accommodate those needs ...
Shhhhhhh keep it to ourselves or they all want some of you"
is this lady not for sharing? pmsl |
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"Sexy Donger!
Sexy Donger, was what one of my old sweethearts use to call me!
I always assumed Donger is another name to call a fella's manhood! Lol
Good name for a porn film,
King Dong vs Moby Dick! Lol
Fanny Licker is a good name "
Thank you, well to be honest I didnt know what to put, Conger eel,
was already taken! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"AandK, you have your work cut out here - all claiming to be shy and innocent and in need of guidance.. get your dog collar out... xx"
don't g there I was evacuated on thursday and started to get worried when the guys in dog collars started talking to us  However ........... I always like to look after my flock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Yvonne and I'm in need of guidance
you sound so..... errr... so innocent
Quiet, shy and retiring, can anyone help?
I'm like to think of myself as the saviour
Do you mean savoury by any chance?
I can be sweet, sour or savoury - the choice is yours
I am more of a savoury woman, I like to savour... and I like spicy... and I can see you can accommodate those needs ...
Shhhhhhh keep it to ourselves or they all want some of you
is this lady not for sharing? pmsl"
Suppose I should really, should nt I... but then you sound the kind of man who should be kept a girl's best kept secret xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"AandK, you have your work cut out here - all claiming to be shy and innocent and in need of guidance.. get your dog collar out... xx
don't g there I was evacuated on thursday and started to get worried when the guys in dog collars started talking to us However ........... I always like to look after my flock "
I will be generous and share you... we shall have a Flock Party...
PS what happened to you on Thursday? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"AandK, you have your work cut out here - all claiming to be shy and innocent and in need of guidance.. get your dog collar out... xx
don't g there I was evacuated on thursday and started to get worried when the guys in dog collars started talking to us However ........... I always like to look after my flock
I will be generous and share you... we shall have a Flock Party...
PS what happened to you on Thursday? "
WWII bomb behind the hotel so we got evacuated |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"AandK, you have your work cut out here - all claiming to be shy and innocent and in need of guidance.. get your dog collar out... xx
don't g there I was evacuated on thursday and started to get worried when the guys in dog collars started talking to us However ........... I always like to look after my flock
I will be generous and share you... we shall have a Flock Party...
PS what happened to you on Thursday?
WWII bomb behind the hotel so we got evacuated "
omg I am so sorry to hear that. Hope youare ok... xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"AandK, you have your work cut out here - all claiming to be shy and innocent and in need of guidance.. get your dog collar out... xx
don't g there I was evacuated on thursday and started to get worried when the guys in dog collars started talking to us However ........... I always like to look after my flock
I will be generous and share you... we shall have a Flock Party...
PS what happened to you on Thursday?
WWII bomb behind the hotel so we got evacuated "
omg I am so sorry to hear that. Hope youare ok... xx |
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"bitch and I am a swinger. I ahve come to share this with you today in an attempt to seek help and get cured.
What are you seeking help for and how could others help YOU with your "predickament"
PS (NOT to be taken too seriously "
You lied to me about your name ..you told me you were fucking dirty bitch ... |
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