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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wonder if the people on here would be brave ( or stupid ) enough to state whether they have ever had a sexual disease...

I'm thinking the only ones that will post will be ones who say no....

Anyone know the incidence of hiv, syphilis & Chlamydia in the north east ?

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood

you might ask your local GUM clinic, dunno if they'd disclose the numbers but can't see why not.

and no, not caught any

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had Chlamydia. Don't really think it's either brave or stupid to say so.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got my standard 10.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The local stats will be available. Just Google. They are public record.

I caught the biggest sexually transmitted infection of all several times: pregnancy.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I wonder if the people on here would be brave ( or stupid ) enough to state whether they have ever had a sexual disease...

I'm thinking the only ones that will post will be ones who say no....

Anyone know the incidence of hiv, syphilis & Chlamydia in the north east ?"

I had a STD years ago. How many have you had?

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood


"The local stats will be available. Just Google. They are public record.

I caught the biggest sexually transmitted infection of all several times: pregnancy.

"

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I wonder if the people on here would be brave ( or stupid ) enough to state whether they have ever had a sexual disease...

I'm thinking the only ones that will post will be ones who say no....

Anyone know the incidence of hiv, syphilis & Chlamydia in the north east ?"

you first!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads "

I bloody knew it. You better wash your hands next time we share a room.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads "

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

I bloody knew it. You better wash your hands next time we share a room."

It's not me hands you should be worried about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

01484

Same as a few thousand others i suspect.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

I bloody knew it. You better wash your hands next time we share a room.

It's not me hands you should be worried about "

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you."

Bloody hell, I'll put me Sellafield Suit on next time I use the public conveniences and now I know I'll be safe...think I may pop out dogging with the junkies

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you.

Bloody hell, I'll put me Sellafield Suit on next time I use the public conveniences and now I know I'll be safe...think I may pop out dogging with the junkies "

Knock yourself out, see you there

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you.

Bloody hell, I'll put me Sellafield Suit on next time I use the public conveniences and now I know I'll be safe...think I may pop out dogging with the junkies "

mind you don't let the flap on the back door of the suit drop into the bowl tho...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you.

Bloody hell, I'll put me Sellafield Suit on next time I use the public conveniences and now I know I'll be safe...think I may pop out dogging with the junkies "

These type of junkies?

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball

Tonight at the freakers hall

And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips

Grab your hats and swing your hips

Don't forget to bring your whips

We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong

Roll up something to take along

It feels so good it must be wrong

We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together

The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather

The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too

Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies

All the straights, are swinging with the funkies

Across the floor and up the wall

We're freakin at the freakers ball

Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other

Brother with sister, son with mother

Smear my body up with butter

Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine

I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine

I'm gonna boogie till i go blind

We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones

Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones

The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too

Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches

Pyromaniacs striking matches

I'm gonna itch me where it scratches

Freaking at the freakers ball

Not the version that makes mention of those baitin' their masters.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'm bloody riddled...you name it, I've had it...maybe I should give up the bareback gangbangs with the local crack heads

That isn't where you're picking then up, I BET you sit on the seat in the public toilets don't you.

Bloody hell, I'll put me Sellafield Suit on next time I use the public conveniences and now I know I'll be safe...think I may pop out dogging with the junkies

mind you don't let the flap on the back door of the suit drop into the bowl tho..."

Good point, well made...I'll find a sissy maid to hold the flaps (fnar, fnar)

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though... "

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The stats don't matter because i'm sure many people are unaware they have something anyway.

Just make sure to get yourself checked out for your own sake. Many STI are curable or at least manageable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ops profile makes for a read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah took the pills, job done.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"Ops profile makes for a read"

He didn't ask for profile critique.

However...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

He didn't ask for profile critique.

However... "

That's why I didn't critique it just seemed real vent given he thread topic and the profile content.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read"

Wow. Just wow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read"

Didn't even think to look at his profile but...oh dear.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Ops profile makes for a read"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least it has helpful health advice on it. Condoms aren't what's needed to help prevent the spread of STDs, apparently it's just decency.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Methinks the OP has overlooked the two largest risk groups for HIV, bi/gay men and subSaharan Africans.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somewhat contradictory really, how many times does one hear of the need for "honesty" yet the OP's profile is causing consternation.

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood

blimey!!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Ops profile makes for a read

Wow. Just wow."

I can't help meself, gotta put up the unexpected anal smilie

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Somewhat contradictory really, how many times does one hear of the need for "honesty" yet the OP's profile is causing consternation. "

It just shows me he's not a particularly nice person!

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood


"

Somewhat contradictory really, how many times does one hear of the need for "honesty" yet the OP's profile is causing consternation.

It just shows me he's not a particularly nice person!"

according to the second para he is...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP, i think maybe you should to a GUM clinic, or even use the NHS website to find out some facts about STIs.

Seems kind of weird that you relate unattractiveness and being fat to STIs.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back. "

I was pressured into it.. she said they only did the swabs because they had to. I wasn't even 100% sure about having it fitted.. I collapsed at work 2 days later (although I had it removed the day after it was fitted because I was in so much pain).. apparently there's a STI that can spread to your liver and she said that's what I had.. even though it should have shown up on the tests. Took the meds anyway but the doc at gum said I didn't need to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had Chlamydia. Don't really think it's either brave or stupid to say so."

Hope it hasn't affected your ability to give birth.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back.

I was pressured into it.. she said they only did the swabs because they had to. I wasn't even 100% sure about having it fitted.. I collapsed at work 2 days later (although I had it removed the day after it was fitted because I was in so much pain).. apparently there's a STI that can spread to your liver and she said that's what I had.. even though it should have shown up on the tests. Took the meds anyway but the doc at gum said I didn't need to. "

I hate it when the medical professionals contradict each other.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back.

I was pressured into it.. she said they only did the swabs because they had to. I wasn't even 100% sure about having it fitted.. I collapsed at work 2 days later (although I had it removed the day after it was fitted because I was in so much pain).. apparently there's a STI that can spread to your liver and she said that's what I had.. even though it should have shown up on the tests. Took the meds anyway but the doc at gum said I didn't need to. "

Liver would be one of the Hepatitis strains

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I've had Chlamydia. Don't really think it's either brave or stupid to say so.

Hope it hasn't affected your ability to give birth. "

I fear in this case that it was already too late

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I found out today I don't have hep C. I didn't even know they'd tested me for it.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back.

I was pressured into it.. she said they only did the swabs because they had to. I wasn't even 100% sure about having it fitted.. I collapsed at work 2 days later (although I had it removed the day after it was fitted because I was in so much pain).. apparently there's a STI that can spread to your liver and she said that's what I had.. even though it should have shown up on the tests. Took the meds anyway but the doc at gum said I didn't need to.

Liver would be one of the Hepatitis strains"

I'm 99% sure she said it was chlamydia. It's called Fitz - Hugh -Curtis syndrome or something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had Chlamydia. Don't really think it's either brave or stupid to say so.

Hope it hasn't affected your ability to give birth.

I fear in this case that it was already too late "

Or too early, the progress being made in the medical world is astounding

No doubt in time, someone of the ilk of Bruce (Caitlyn) Jenner will go the whole hog and drop a sprog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have never had a test lol

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"Never had one. Had a scare a while back when I ended up in hospital. .. doc said I could have caught something (only had one partner at the time and used condoms anyway so...) 5 negative tests over the space of a month but she was still convinced... test at GUM, got the results back a week before I had my coil fitted, then another just before (dunno why they did the test and fitted it right away though), then another at the hospital when I was in the ward, then another 2 days later because they wanted to be sure, then another a couple of weeks later at gum... All negative. Not sure why the doc thought I had caught something though...

blimey! They wouldn't fit mine until they'd had clear tests back.

I was pressured into it.. she said they only did the swabs because they had to. I wasn't even 100% sure about having it fitted.. I collapsed at work 2 days later (although I had it removed the day after it was fitted because I was in so much pain).. apparently there's a STI that can spread to your liver and she said that's what I had.. even though it should have shown up on the tests. Took the meds anyway but the doc at gum said I didn't need to.

Liver would be one of the Hepatitis strains

I'm 99% sure she said it was chlamydia. It's called Fitz - Hugh -Curtis syndrome or something "

Fitz-Hugh-Nicely syndrome , i believe. Not.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I have never had a test lol "

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol "

Not even a Swedish O Level?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*"

I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? "

lol and whats that?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol."

You've had sex haven't you?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fitz-Hugh-Nicely syndrome , i believe. Not. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?"

Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? lol and whats that? "

A school exam, an O level is a bit like a GCSE but harder, often in one's own language. ie Swedish in your case.

Or Maths or History etc.

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Lordy that profile is a real hit.. :O

No never had a sexually transmitted anything.. yes I can name every man I had sex with and count on one hand. ..

I wish you luck here I imagine you will find yourself blocked on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love the profile, Charming yet Honest....Obviously a true Romantic

Cynical Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? "

Yes I have there, got few of them as well.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho."

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? lol and whats that? "

It's like an English o level but she's got a mouth full of ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? lol and whats that?

A school exam, an O level is a bit like a GCSE but harder, often in one's own language. ie Swedish in your case.

Or Maths or History etc. "

Yes I have few of them and loads of gcse as well. They are pretty hard back in Sweden.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled."

That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?."

Every time you post on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

Not even a Swedish O Level? lol and whats that?

It's like an English o level but she's got a mouth full of ice cream"

YEs ty and yes o right so abit of ice cream to, sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love the profile, Charming yet Honest....Obviously a true Romantic

Cynical Gimp"

Did you help him write it??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

Every time you post on here."

lol yes, I just do that for the "comic" value.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

20yrs ago i had a few going on at once, but after that it makes you alot more cafeful, no fun getting warts and it taking 18 months to clear up i can tell you

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

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"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

Every time you post on here.lol yes, I just do that for the "comic" value."

That may come back to bite you on the arse shaggy.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

Somewhat contradictory really, how many times does one hear of the need for "honesty" yet the OP's profile is causing consternation.

It just shows me he's not a particularly nice person!

according to the second para he is... "

bit of a massive contradiction going on methinks..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

Every time you post on here.lol yes, I just do that for the "comic" value."

you're winning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get fully tested every 3 months when i am sexually active , kind of paranoid now

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By *avebi48Man  over a year ago

Lordswood


"

Somewhat contradictory really, how many times does one hear of the need for "honesty" yet the OP's profile is causing consternation.

It just shows me he's not a particularly nice person!

according to the second para he is...

bit of a massive contradiction going on methinks.."

yep, jekyl & hyde innit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

Every time you post on here.lol yes, I just do that for the "comic" value.

That may come back to bite you on the arse shaggy."

YEs it might be or might not x.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love the profile, Charming yet Honest....Obviously a true Romantic

Cynical Gimp

Did you help him write it?? "

Nahh i would have bunged in a couple of Love poems in to get the Bitches Knickers Wet innit

Byron Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If yer g/f's dog bit your arse whilst you were shagging, would rabies count as a STD?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out of all the men I have slept with the only person to ever give me anything was my ex husband early on in our relationship!

Antibitotics worked a treat but i believe it did damage as when i did get pregnant it became ectopic so i am extremely vigilent about using condoms now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never had a test lol

That's handy to know *strikes bushes in Penge off her list*I don't have a active sex life so no need lol.

You've had sex haven't you?Yes but only couple of times a year you know. Someone that shags around needs to do a test even more tho.

Only takes one bareback fuck shag. You could be riddled.That's right, did I say I fucked bareback tho?.

Every time you post on here.lol yes, I just do that for the "comic" value.

you're winning "

Yes in straight sets

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies "

I'm safe. Only shag the orange ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The OP's profile is one of the funniest ones I've read. Brilliant! Honesty is the key. Pmsl.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies

I'm safe. Only shag the orange ones."

orangau tangs or are they red in Colour..

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies

I'm safe. Only shag the orange ones."

upgrade to diamond encrusted, platinum and you get immunity from split in foreskin, end of period, green monkey disease. That alone is worth the extra ten bob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies

I'm safe. Only shag the orange ones.

upgrade to diamond encrusted, platinum and you get immunity from split in foreskin, end of period, green monkey disease. That alone is worth the extra ten bob. "

I would imagine ten Bob's would be the bigger risk?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Small split in foreskin and a woman not quite finished her period and that could be enough if she has been shagging green monkies

I'm safe. Only shag the orange ones.

upgrade to diamond encrusted, platinum and you get immunity from split in foreskin, end of period, green monkey disease. That alone is worth the extra ten bob.

I would imagine ten Bob's would be the bigger risk?

"

au contraire because it is a truefact that only women pass STIs on so unless any of the Bob's were cunningly disguised ladies we would all be quite safe.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

So far, so lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've never had any....but then again always had long term partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Many thanks to those who posted & were honest....by the look of things...there are a few ppl that don't bother getting checked when sexually active...

My profile is the way I think....i have edited it as a large woman (good looking though), found it offensive and I'm not here to offend anyone...

This is no trial run...if you wish to have many partners, nothing wrong with that...just for your own good (and everyone elses), its worth getting checked....i only say this as syphilis contracted from having oral sex is not a pretty sight (mouth covered in sores).....but if you want to go ahead....feel free...

As for large ppl...some ppl love it...some ppl hate it....for me...a nicely toned body is how the human form should be....a little thinner or fatter.....not obese..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many thanks to those who posted & were honest....by the look of things...there are a few ppl that don't bother getting checked when sexually active...

My profile is the way I think....i have edited it as a large woman (good looking though), found it offensive and I'm not here to offend anyone...

This is no trial run...if you wish to have many partners, nothing wrong with that...just for your own good (and everyone elses), its worth getting checked....i only say this as syphilis contracted from having oral sex is not a pretty sight (mouth covered in sores).....but if you want to go ahead....feel free...

As for large ppl...some ppl love it...some ppl hate it....for me...a nicely toned body is how the human form should be....a little thinner or fatter.....not obese.."

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just remember what you think is only ypur opinion! Anyone can carry an std regardless of size!

But you have your preferences same as everyone else does its just how you go about saying it!

I could say eugh men your height are horrible nasty dwarves and real men should be over 6ft but then I would look like a bitch!

Remember everyone has a reason they are as they are, its ok to have a preference but to call someone a skank because they cannot adhere to the modern conception of a perfect size isnt needed

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I've never had any....but then again always had long term partners"

why would you having a long term partner affect that.... all that would need to happen is for them to play with someone else unsafely for them to bring it back to you.....

for example now you are on the site I am betting that you are the one man who brings dental dams for a meet!!!! really???? honestly???

fairly nieve really... all you can do in the end is protect yourself the best you can of the risks you perceive are or aren't acceptable....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if the people on here would be brave ( or stupid ) enough to state whether they have ever had a sexual disease...

I'm thinking the only ones that will post will be ones who say no....

Anyone know the incidence of hiv, syphilis & Chlamydia in the north east ?"

who's stupid again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had any....but then again always had long term partners"

Only time I've ever got something is from a long term partner.

The problem is you tend to trust the long term ones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???"

So like you where asked do you used dental dams for oral?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???"

Well that guys girlfriend is isn't she

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???"

So this guy who saw your friend at the clinic filled him in on his forthcoming meet plans?

Wow.

And then this friend broke patient confidentiality and told you.

Wow again.

I have nothing more to say.

A

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???"

Yes, er no, erm I don't know.

People in long term relationships and I guess you would include the entire population in this so my parents who have been married sixty years count in the statistics, are probably less likely to contractual sti than those who aren't, over all. However as with all statistics where you take your sample from will skew the results.

Are you asking for a friend, does he or she fear that they may have caught something or passed something on to a long term partner, are they trying to pass the blame on to someone else?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???

So this guy who saw your friend at the clinic filled him in on his forthcoming meet plans?

Wow.

And then this friend broke patient confidentiality and told you.

Wow again.

I have nothing more to say.

A"

It's amazing how indiscreet health professionals can be isn't it, if only they realised everyone else is as indiscreet as them

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???

So this guy who saw your friend at the clinic filled him in on his forthcoming meet plans?

Wow.

And then this friend broke patient confidentiality and told you.

Wow again.

I have nothing more to say.

A

It's amazing how indiscreet health professionals can be isn't it, if only they realised everyone else is as indiscreet as them "

I'd probably use 'creative' and 'ficticious' rather than indiscreet, personally.

A

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Random bit of information here, there is a rise in people aged 50+ contracting HIV especially a rise in women in that age range.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I caught a cold after a shag so yes

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???

So this guy who saw your friend at the clinic filled him in on his forthcoming meet plans?

Wow.

And then this friend broke patient confidentiality and told you.

Wow again.

I have nothing more to say.

A

It's amazing how indiscreet health professionals can be isn't it, if only they realised everyone else is as indiscreet as them

I'd probably use 'creative' and 'ficticious' rather than indiscreet, personally.

A"

Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Didn't even think to look at his profile but...oh dear. "

I thought women liked men that were honest?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I caught a cold after a shag so yes "

Soz.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Random bit of information here, there is a rise in people aged 50+ contracting HIV especially a rise in women in that age range. "

That doesn't surprise me. People in our age group missed out on the information surrounding HIV and can be woefully misinformed as to the risks.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I caught a cold after a shag so yes "

Try leaving your socks on Steve.

A

*and maybe wearing a hat. A high percentage of body heat escapes through your head. Take it from a baldy - we know stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread.... "

It didn't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

It didn't "

Ok I must be imagining the stuff I've read up there then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

It didn't

Ok I must be imagining the stuff I've read up there then. "

It had a minor side bar as the op seems to conflate size and likelihood of having an std

But it's still on infections now

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I caught a cold after a shag so yes

Soz."

Wasn't you or her.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

It didn't "

It's infectious so it spread

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

It didn't

Ok I must be imagining the stuff I've read up there then.

It had a minor side bar as the op seems to conflate size and likelihood of having an std

But it's still on infections now"

Well whether it was a minor side bar and what has the size of you got to do with the likelihood of anyone getting an STD...anyway it's Sunday the day of rest so I'm giving my brain a rest...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Didn't even think to look at his profile but...oh dear.

I thought women liked men that were honest? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Didn't even think to look at his profile but...oh dear.

I thought women liked men that were honest? "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"No never had a sexually transmitted anything.. yes I can name every man I had sex with and count on one hand. ..

"

Pfft, so can I.

I don't even need to use any of those fingers I didn't lose in that industrial accident.

Women on the other hand......

(Actually I'm still ok so long as I use the Bill Clinton rule, or the Babylonian finger-counting method )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if the people on here would be brave ( or stupid ) enough to state whether they have ever had a sexual disease...

I'm thinking the only ones that will post will be ones who say no....

Anyone know the incidence of hiv, syphilis & Chlamydia in the north east ?"

I swung for several years and played safe- got regular testing and started seeing someone and stopped swinging. He was the one who gave me an std!!!! And the antibiotics made me feel very poorly, so lesson learned. No condom=no nooky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread.... "

Only fat birds get STIs, didn't you know?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can name everyone I've ever had sex with, they're on a spreadsheet.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I can name everyone I've ever had sex with, they're on a spreadsheet. "

You accountants are so organised.

We just have a Venn diagram, drawn in crayon, above the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always remember the names of everyone I've met, no problem

I just call everyone chick

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ops profile makes for a read"

Wot a catch!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Wot a catch!! "

Hah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

He didn't ask for profile critique.

However... "

He never. But still a good read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Wot a catch!! "

Depends what your catching.. From the sounds of it something nasty.. The whole 'oh someone told me about a friend' thing lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"How did an STI thread turn into a size thread....

Only fat birds get STIs, didn't you know?

"

Ive led such a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ops profile makes for a read

Didn't even think to look at his profile but...oh dear.

I thought women liked men that were honest? "

So much misinformation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I originally raised the topic due to a friend, who works in a local clinic, mentioning an incident concerning a guy, who had syphilis (oral), had sores inside & outside of mouth, but was still active and was planning on a meet later that week....seems he was trying to hide it from his girlfriend.

..so..would readers say......ppl in long term relationships are probably more likely to contract, due to misplaced trust.......or not ???"

I saw a topic on here about a guy who had a meet that night and wanted to know how to get rid of his crabs in preparation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol op's profile is classic, some of us would actually fuck anyone with a pussey tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i can see why your not a long term fabber

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I can name everyone I've ever had sex with, they're on a spreadsheet. "
is that a spreadlegssheet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can name everyone I've ever had sex with, they're on a spreadsheet. is that a spreadlegssheet? "

Sometimes it's a spreadeagle sheet

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