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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok this isn't what you're probably thinking, it's nothing to do with apologising to other Fabers. Instead it's an opportunity for you to apologise to someone, it doesn't matter who or that they won't in all probability ever read it, for a misdeed you've committed and they were the unfortunate recipient of said deed.
I'll go first.
Here's to that little Asian boy who once got the blame for something I did! It was about 1993 and I was in Safeway Supermarket one evening with my ex wife and it was pretty empty. I dropped my guts around aisle 6 and it was vile, so giggling like school kids we promptly vacated the aisle only for the ex to go "Shit we've forgot the oil". So I duely returned to the hazard zone only to be confronted by an Asian gentleman berating his small son for being so disgusting in the supermarket despite the boys protestations it wasn't him. Chuckling to myself I got the oil and swiftly departed. For this I'm truly sorry little guy!  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have sent close up pics of my lady parts to men today. I am not apologising for that but I may be about to break my diet and order a kebab for tea, for which I require some form of absolution. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I apologise to anyone in my local Asda last week that was planning on buying that huge chocolate fudge cake they'd kindly reduced from £20 to £3.34.
It was lovely.
And no.
I didn't share it with anyone.  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok this isn't what you're probably thinking, it's nothing to do with apologising to other Fabers. Instead it's an opportunity for you to apologise to someone, it doesn't matter who or that they won't in all probability ever read it, for a misdeed you've committed and they were the unfortunate recipient of said deed.
I'll go first.
Here's to that little Asian boy who once got the blame for something I did! It was about 1993 and I was in Safeway Supermarket one evening with my ex wife and it was pretty empty. I dropped my guts around aisle 6 and it was vile, so giggling like school kids we promptly vacated the aisle only for the ex to go "Shit we've forgot the oil". So I duely returned to the hazard zone only to be confronted by an Asian gentleman berating his small son for being so disgusting in the supermarket despite the boys protestations it wasn't him. Chuckling to myself I got the oil and swiftly departed. For this I'm truly sorry little guy! "
Absolutely pmsl   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I apologise to a regular forum poster for quietly assuming they had mild learning difficulties as their spelling and grammar were so bad, when in fact, I've recently learned that English isn't their first language.
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
I'd like to apologise to all the men under 6'2" that I have rejected since I joined last week. Some have taken it well, others badly but I hope I didn't wound their pride too much, I can't control my desires.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"There are too many people need to apologise to. Can't it wait til Judgement Day?"
Uncanny! We've been watching a Terminator film each night for the last 4 days - the last one's on now.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"There are too many people need to apologise to. Can't it wait til Judgement Day?
Uncanny! We've been watching a Terminator film each night for the last 4 days - the last one's on now.
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My Judgement Day doesn't involve post apocalyptic Arnies. Although I could go for Christian Bale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to apologise to my mate Chris (probably not on here but hey ho) for fingering his sister on his bed during a party when his parents were away on holiday when we were 15.  |
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By *SEguyMan
over a year ago
Mt Calm |
"I'd like to apologise to my mate Chris (probably not on here but hey ho) for fingering his sister on his bed during a party when his parents were away on holiday when we were 15. "
Damn I have to apologize to my friend John for this one as well except it was on his living room couch and while he was in his bedroom. |
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I apologise to the bugs I've squished or thrown out of the window in the past week.. Actually no I'm not sorry.. Don't even know where the little shits are coming from! Only been here a bloody week and it seems the previous tenants are still here! |
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"I apologise to the bugs I've squished or thrown out of the window in the past week.. Actually no I'm not sorry.. Don't even know where the little shits are coming from! Only been here a bloody week and it seems the previous tenants are still here! "
Oh there goes another one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sorry that not everyone can be as awesome or a pretty as me.....
Yes I have been drinking before you ask "
You have beautiful eyes and i don't apologize for saying it |
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