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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Have you even had any? 
Only the ones you sent, well, I assume they were you vaj - it was quite hard to tell.
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Watch out!
I heard there were lots of women using fake vaj pics they'd downloaded off lesbian porn sites to make them look bigger than they really are! 
Maybe all the women on site should write their profile name on their fajinas to ensure authenticity?  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest I get fed up with my inbox being full of vag pics every day. I wish women would be more imaginative than 'fancy a fuck' and 'how do you like this' when they fill up my mailbox with muff  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"Have you even had any?
Only the ones you sent, well, I assume they were you vaj - it was quite hard to tell."
Where's the emoticon for rolling about the floor laughing with tears streaming outta my eyes?
Great response to the other thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest I get fed up with my inbox being full of vag pics every day. I wish women would be more imaginative than 'fancy a fuck' and 'how do you like this' when they fill up my mailbox with muff "
lol |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"rather than having hot bod/cock pics.
How.
Bloody.
Dare you.
Bwahahaha best back-handed compliment of the day
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Oh ffs - bloody moody hetties. Ok, ok you've got a hot bod too. Better now? Jeez, where's the Block Button? Lol.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"rather than having hot bod/cock pics.
How.
Bloody.
Dare you.
Bwahahaha best back-handed compliment of the day
Oh ffs - bloody moody hetties. Ok, ok you've got a hot bod too. Better now? Jeez, where's the Block Button? Lol.
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"What amazes me is how women think that 'us men' will want to shag them just by seeing a flange pic with no face!!  "
I just put a semi one up. Hey I am chained to the kitchen sink so should get extra points. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What amazes me is how women think that 'us men' will want to shag them just by seeing a flange pic with no face!!
I just put a semi one up. Hey I am chained to the kitchen sink so should get extra points. "
It give me a semi just looking at it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What amazes me is how women think that 'us men' will want to shag them just by seeing a flange pic with no face!!
I just put a semi one up. Hey I am chained to the kitchen sink so should get extra points. "
Mmmmmmmmm, nothing sexier than a woman chained to the kitchen sink, - where's the Hoover? |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"All I keep getting are pictures of Ed Milliband.  "
Yeah & I wish Dave Cameron & that fanny George Osbourne would stop mailing me too. Jeez, some folk just persist on repeating themselves.  |
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"Have you even had any?
Only the ones you sent, well, I assume they were you vaj - it was quite hard to tell.
Watch out!
I heard there were lots of women using fake vaj pics they'd downloaded off lesbian porn sites to make them look bigger than they really are!
Maybe all the women on site should write their profile name on their fajinas to ensure authenticity?
A"
I attached a patent pending stamp to mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send more.
As a matter of interest, what sort of job are you intent on securing? "
Did you not see that he has an office van? When Lib doesn't have any customers he practices by using one of those pens where the swimsuit falls down the sexy pen lady. The man's a professional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would appear that Lib wants me to take a second look at the vaj pics. I'm like a consultant and that. All ladies that sent vaj pics to Lib, please send them to me, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would appear that Lib wants me to take a second look at the vaj pics. I'm like a consultant and that. All ladies that sent vaj pics to Lib, please send them to me, thank you.
haha...dream on "
I've already had a very positive response. |
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The only time I want a close up look is when my face is buried in it, And a hand on the back of the head is OK to make sure I finish the job- sorry I use both hands preferably fingers through their hair to grip too  |
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"It would appear that Lib wants me to take a second look at the vaj pics. I'm like a consultant and that. All ladies that sent vaj pics to Lib, please send them to me, thank you.
haha...dream on
I've already had a very positive response."
Luckyy you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas"
Somebody's got beef with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas"
Did you miss biology at school, or are you just deliberately moronic? |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Two lady responses and Lib's sphincter. Yeah! Yeah!"
All this talk of beef & Lib's sphincter is turning my head... like that bitch in The Exorcist. That said, I never really know which way to turn.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somewhat moronic if i must answer. Have you ever looked at pics on here sweethear?? None of my comments were directed at you, just in general. By the way, you are sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas
Somebody's got beef with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
Now this is the story all about how
My cock was hard but I got turned down
So if you have a moment please pull up a chair
And I'll tell you all about swinging single male despair
Whilst logged on the internet on porn I was raised
So I joined fabswingers but shock I was soon hassled by gays
Fiddling wanking spanking not cool and sending me pictures of their semi hard tools
When a couple of girls, they were up to no good
Started complaining when I sent pictures of my wood
I got in one little fight and I was forum banned
Bloody admin, they just never understand
I waited out my ban and when it came near
I broadened out my options by declaring myself queer
If anything I suspect these lyrics might be risky
But screw it I'm horny, yo big boy get frisky!
I claimed my cock was about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the ladies 'yo girls, don't keep me waiting!'
Look at my inbox, it was empty again
It's hardly worth swinging, for us single men |
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas
Did you miss biology at school, or are you just deliberately moronic?"
Apparently all vaginas must look the same.
Unless you are brain dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there "
So the motto is, go for gherkins rather than a butternut squash! Smaller veg in your vaj. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somewhat moronic if i must answer. Have you ever looked at pics on here sweethear?? None of my comments were directed at you, just in general. By the way, you are sexy"
Course I have. I'm straight so I don't really want to see any women's gentialia at all, but I skip on past without criticising it.
But most importantly, you do know what it looks like has nothing to do with what's been put in it, right? And size of labia has nothing to do with tightness??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas
Did you miss biology at school, or are you just deliberately moronic?
Apparently all vaginas must look the same.
Unless you are brain dead."
Sexybraindead? New name Brian! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest I get fed up with my inbox being full of vag pics every day. I wish women would be more imaginative than 'fancy a fuck' and 'how do you like this' when they fill up my mailbox with muff "
Do women really do that??? |
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli..."
I know a fabulous supplier of some amazing horseradish sauce if anyone wants any with their meal...farmers market quality |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli...
I know a fabulous supplier of some amazing horseradish sauce if anyone wants any with their meal...farmers market quality "
Good ploy, will sting the eyes and then they can't complain of unsightly sights. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"The competitor post to this has been closed. Does that mean men are better? "
I think it just means that there was some nasty things said on it, whereas the Men's Thread is a humourous response & for the main the fellas ain't kvetching & bitching. (Not even Lib! and that poor sucker has had to put up with my incessant flirting all day!)
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The competitor post to this has been closed. Does that mean men are better?
I think it just means that there was some nasty things said on it, whereas the Men's Thread is a humourous response & for the main the fellas ain't kvetching & bitching. (Not even Lib! and that poor sucker has had to put up with my incessant flirting all day!)
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Kvetching on the forum? Never! |
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"Hold on, has Lib just wangled a way to get a metaphorical fab-shedload of vag pics by simply asking for them!
Member of the month award that "
I have completely fallen for his cunning plan and sent pretty much a whole album. Oops |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm still waiting for the pic with a sky remote sticking out of it
I'm a Virgin woman.
Pmsl @ Lickety.
'Fess up - where the goddam remote? "
I'll GALMI for a rummage tonight. If he finds it I'll pop it in the post to you.
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for the pic with a sky remote sticking out of it
I'm a Virgin woman.
Pmsl @ Lickety.
'Fess up - where the goddam remote?
I'll GALMI for a rummage tonight. If he finds it I'll pop it in the post to you.
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Just bring it in with the breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research."
Working late Jim? You really are dedicated to the cause. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research."
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
Working late Jim? You really are dedicated to the cause."
I wouldn't want for you to be overworked. There's lot's to be done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one. "
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
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Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then? |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then? "
Your granny's vag has teeth?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then?
Your granny's vag has teeth?
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It's one way to keep em safe and well hidden. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then?
Your granny's vag has teeth?
It's one way to keep em safe and well hidden. "
Don't she have a glass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then?
Your granny's vag has teeth?
It's one way to keep em safe and well hidden.
Don't she have a glass? "
Aye, just the one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I require more vaj photos, I've not had any for a good few hours. I've got research to do, serious vaj research.
My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then?
Your granny's vag has teeth?
It's one way to keep em safe and well hidden.
Don't she have a glass?
Aye, just the one. "
She's not made of money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you even had any?
Only the ones you sent, well, I assume they were you vaj - it was quite hard to tell.
Watch out!
I heard there were lots of women using fake vaj pics they'd downloaded off lesbian porn sites to make them look bigger than they really are!
Maybe all the women on site should write their profile name on their fajinas to ensure authenticity?
A"
A verified snatchshot maybe? |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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My grandma's just said to me that if that fine young man has made a mess over her vaj piccy (upto date of course) then he's not getting another one.
I shall endeavour to catch it in my hand.
Ah ok, can she put her teeth back in now then?
Your granny's vag has teeth?
It's one way to keep em safe and well hidden.
Don't she have a glass?
Aye, just the one. "
That should go nicely with her one glass eye |
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"Love vaj pics. But if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id go to the deli. Some awful looking cunts on here. Some that make you say what the fuck is that. Thats what happens when they stick random huge objects in there or fuck bbc's on a daily basis. If you want your pussy to stay tight and look nice, cum fuck us less endowed fellas
Did you miss biology at school, or are you just deliberately moronic?"
Wtf?
You got close-up vag pics for biology lessons?
That's just so unfair.
We just got birds, bees and something about a gooseberry bush.
Topped off with a video at 18 warning that if you even looked at a girl you'd catch aids and die.
Life is so unfair
(Off to do some 'biology revision'....)
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