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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Slow down for schools. Everyone else should, but you won't. You may not recognise what a school looks like, possibly because you didn't attend.
Baby on board. You WILL drive like a twat, too fast and too close to the car in front, you won't observe lane discipline, you won't have any idea of the impact of your driving on other road users.
Slow down for horses. You might. But you'll drive so close to the arse end of the horse it's tail will wipe your windscreen.
Any more anyone?
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
""My other cars a Porsche"
No.
No it isn't.
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A friend use to have a "My other car is a Ferrari" sticker on the back of his old Austin Cambridge... His other car was a Ferrari...  "
I've yet to see a Porsche with a sticker in saying "My other car isn't a Porsche"
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I saw one on the back of a Ford that simply said "Focus"! I thought what a wanker! Telling me what to do while I'm driving! Fuck you!  "
I saw one this morning that said (in tiny font) "If you can read this you're too close"
I thought they were correct.
And that they shouldn't have parked so fucking close to the front of my bloody car!
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By (user no longer on site)
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""My other cars a Porsche"
No.
No it isn't.
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A friend use to have a "My other car is a Ferrari" sticker on the back of his old Austin Cambridge... His other car was a Ferrari... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.
Never seen a van so covered in filth.
Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".
Made me chuckle, little things and all that. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.
Never seen a van so covered in filth.
Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".
Made me chuckle, little things and all that."
on a similar vein white van with obligatory "no tools left in this van overnight " someone scrawled underneath in marker "but one driving it "  |
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"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.
Never seen a van so covered in filth.
Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".
Made me chuckle, little things and all that."
I like the replies written to that statement..
"...she is!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.
Never seen a van so covered in filth.
Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".
Made me chuckle, little things and all that.
I like the replies written to that statement..
"...she is!""
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