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over a year ago
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"Men will go to extraordinary lengths to get a bit of humpty dumpty, can all women see through the tricks, including this one of mine?  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men will go to extraordinary lengths to get a bit of humpty dumpty, can all women see through the tricks, including this one of mine?
Once again making me laugh today "
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"So you are all saying it never works?"
It works a lot of the time because some and I emphasise "some" women are either very insecure and need to believe the horse poo that some guys come out with or some (and again I emphasise the some) actually do believe that they are stunnaz of the highest order, beautiful and that the guy will love and respect them for ever so take the clap trap for granted. Same goes for the rubbish women come out with...come on guys do you really believe you're the best she ever had? |
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"So you are all saying it never works?
It works a lot of the time because some and I emphasise "some" women are either very insecure and need to believe the horse poo that some guys come out with or some (and again I emphasise the some) actually do believe
that they are stunnaz of the
highest order, beautiful and that the guy will love and respect them for ever so take the clap trap for granted. Same goes for the rubbish women come out with...come on guys do you really believe you're the best she ever had? "
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Some women will say yes, but as soon as a bit of flattery turns up that will go out of the window. I am a cynical hard witch so I can honestly say I don't fall for any flannel.
I like your opening post though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do women do it, I mean try all sorts to get a man, seems like they are fighting men off with a shitty stick from what i`ve heard, but if they see a stunning bloke, do some of them use tricks to get his body? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some women will say yes, but as soon as a bit of flattery turns up that will go out of the window. I am a cynical hard witch so I can honestly say I don't fall for any flannel.
I like your opening post though "
Thought you said you don`t fall for any flannel? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Some women will say yes, but as soon as a bit of flattery turns up that will go out of the window. I am a cynical hard witch so I can honestly say I don't fall for any flannel.
I like your opening post though
Thought you said you don`t fall for any flannel? "
I don't...I just liked your post and didn't offer you a shag for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some women will say yes, but as soon as a bit of flattery turns up that will go out of the window. I am a cynical hard witch so I can honestly say I don't fall for any flannel.
I like your opening post though
Thought you said you don`t fall for any flannel?
I don't...I just liked your post and didn't offer you a shag for it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do women do it, I mean try all sorts to get a man, seems like they are fighting men off with a shitty stick from what i`ve heard, but if they see a stunning bloke, do some of them use tricks to get his body?"
I don't ever use tricks. I believe in being blunt, not rude but definitely blunt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do women do it, I mean try all sorts to get a man, seems like they are fighting men off with a shitty stick from what i`ve heard, but if they see a stunning bloke, do some of them use tricks to get his body?
I don't ever use tricks. I believe in being blunt, not rude but definitely blunt. "
Surely it`s best to be honest, because if you finally meet the person you tricked, they will realise you are full of it and tell you to p-off, I might not be rolling in women, but if I meet someone, they actually want to meet me and not an image i`ve presented, makes me feel better too. |
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It's a 2 way street some women do the same. I've had pure woman try playing me and to some extent I play alone with them and let them think I'm thick. What most people don't get about me and I've had this talk with a really nice woman today in fact is yes I flert on here and i can do it for England but on the forums its a bit of fun and banter so I'll say anything for a laff in public it means nothing its when it go's private I really mean what I say. It really is funny some times when somebody thinks your thick and think your falling for the school yard games they play. I mean come on I'm 46 for god sake do they really think I've not seen it all before and still carry my brain in my cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try "
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency "
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft"
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you are all saying it never works?
It works a lot of the time because some and I emphasise "some" women are either very insecure and need to believe the horse poo that some guys come out with or some (and again I emphasise the some) actually do believe that they are stunnaz of the highest order, beautiful and that the guy will love and respect them for ever so take the clap trap for granted. Same goes for the rubbish women come out with...come on guys do you really believe you're the best she ever had? "
Yes of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red. "
Make it blue and I'm all yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours "
You are so hard to please.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please. "
Can we negotiate to a forest green? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green? "
Ugh, that`ll look like snot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green?
Ugh, that`ll look like snot! "
Your snot is forest green? Go to the Dr's man that's minging! Snot should be apple white green unless it's gone crusty and perhaps a mustard yellow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green?
Ugh, that`ll look like snot!
Your snot is forest green? Go to the Dr's man that's minging! Snot should be apple white green unless it's gone crusty and perhaps a mustard yellow."
We are having one conversation on two posts, we`re clever. I couldn`t think of a reply to your message,I`ve dried up on snot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green?
Ugh, that`ll look like snot!
Your snot is forest green? Go to the Dr's man that's minging! Snot should be apple white green unless it's gone crusty and perhaps a mustard yellow.
We are having one conversation on two posts, we`re clever. I couldn`t think of a reply to your message,I`ve dried up on snot."
I'm not sure anyone else following this convo will be thinking "Hmmm now they are two clever folks!".
If they are then I think I judge them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green?
Ugh, that`ll look like snot!
Your snot is forest green? Go to the Dr's man that's minging! Snot should be apple white green unless it's gone crusty and perhaps a mustard yellow.
We are having one conversation on two posts, we`re clever. I couldn`t think of a reply to your message,I`ve dried up on snot.
I'm not sure anyone else following this convo will be thinking "Hmmm now they are two clever folks!".
If they are then I think I judge them "
I think you might be right there, lets use every post, you ask a question on one, I`ll answer on another and visa versa, and we`ve got to guess where the answers to the questions are and answer correctly, now that would be clever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im confused i think but in answer to your question OP yes n no xxxxx
Sorry, what was this post about again,lol "
Oh bugger you saw rite through me then x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BTW the last line on my profile is a lie, sorry, just disappointed somebody on here
A blatant look at me nice try
Phew, thanks for making me aware of my own transparency
Just a somebody... wow... After what we had! I'm devastated
Half hr chat on the forums, I thought it was love and now I'm just a somebody pfft
I thought it best to let you come forward by yourself, I still love you and I promise to work on the rainbow cum, at least off white and red.
Make it blue and I'm all yours
You are so hard to please.
Can we negotiate to a forest green?
Ugh, that`ll look like snot!
Your snot is forest green? Go to the Dr's man that's minging! Snot should be apple white green unless it's gone crusty and perhaps a mustard yellow.
We are having one conversation on two posts, we`re clever. I couldn`t think of a reply to your message,I`ve dried up on snot.
I'm not sure anyone else following this convo will be thinking "Hmmm now they are two clever folks!".
If they are then I think I judge them
I think you might be right there, lets use every post, you ask a question on one, I`ll answer on another and visa versa, and we`ve got to guess where the answers to the questions are and answer correctly, now that would be clever. "
Way to ingratiate ourselves with the forumites! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im confused i think but in answer to your question OP yes n no xxxxx
Sorry, what was this post about again,lol
Oh bugger you saw rite through me then x"
Very good,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im chatting to a guy at the mo not off here btw who obv like me but keeps playing hard to get but I aint chasin I like to be wowed with laughter and blatant flattery  |
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"Im chatting to a guy at the mo not off here btw who obv like me but keeps playing hard to get but I aint chasin I like to be wowed with laughter and blatant flattery "
I`ll just right that down in my little book, I`m not sure if I can make someone "wow" with laughter, will a titter do? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Pretty much. When I get a message telling me I look better than anyone, even Quasimodo in a dress, I suspect their motives.
What a guy says: You look lovely
What a guy means: I'd like to hang out the back of you
What a guy says: I love your profile
What a guy means: look better with pics of me on it, fucking you
What a guy says: you are really funny
What a guy means: if I put my cock in your mouth it might shut you up
What a guy says: I see you are online
What a guy means: you obviously need my cock
What a guy says: I presume you have a pulse?
What a guy means: this isn't necessarily a deal breaker
What a guy says: nice weather this time of year
What a guy means: can I fuck you?
What a guy says: would you like fries with that?
What a guy means: given half a chance...
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"Pretty much. When I get a message telling me I look better than anyone, even Quasimodo in a dress, I suspect their motives.
What a guy says: You look lovely
What a guy means: I'd like to hang out the back of you
What a guy says: I love your profile
What a guy means: look better with pics of me on it, fucking you
What a guy says: you are really funny
What a guy means: if I put my cock in your mouth it might shut you up
What a guy says: I see you are online
What a guy means: you obviously need my cock
What a guy says: I presume you have a pulse?
What a guy means: this isn't necessarily a deal breaker
What a guy says: nice weather this time of year
What a guy means: can I fuck you?
What a guy says: would you like fries with that?
What a guy means: given half a chance...
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My plan worked, notebooks almost full, thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ultimately, it all comes out in the wash. Think of it as an exercise in self-development and nurture your creative potential. The measure of note is ones escalation of self esteem, not the number of notches pon yer bedpost. |
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"Ultimately, it all comes out in the wash. Think of it as an exercise in self-development and nurture your creative potential. The measure of note is ones escalation of self esteem, not the number of notches pon yer bedpost. "
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"Don't do tricks or flannel. Say what I mean. If ladies choose to think I'm buttering them up that's there look out not mine."
But if you were using tricks and flannel, then you would say that you weren`t, and even if you weren`t using tricks and flannel, saying you weren`t, could be tricks and flannel to get humpty dumpty. I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I believe that, in general, women are better seeing the games that other women play, and men can see through what other guys are doing.
I wouldn't necessarily call them all 'tricks' but I regularly read the forums on here (and also in life in general!) and can see exactly what games some people are playing (mainly men) but a lot of the ladies seem to fall for it and absolutely lap it up!
So I say fair play to them for pulling the right levers, I often find myself thinking 'well played, sir, well played!' when someone takes the bait right off the hook as they intended!
I'm sure the same is true of the ladies but my 'spider sense' is not so acutely aware of all the games going on there! |
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"I believe that, in general, women are better seeing the games that other women play, and men can see through what other guys are doing.
I wouldn't necessarily call them all 'tricks' but I regularly read the forums on here (and also in life in general!) and can see exactly what games some people are playing (mainly men) but a lot of the ladies seem to fall for it and absolutely lap it up!
So I say fair play to them for pulling the right levers, I often find myself thinking 'well played, sir, well played!' when someone takes the bait right off the hook as they intended!
I'm sure the same is true of the ladies but my 'spider sense' is not so acutely aware of all the games going on there! "
It's hilarious to watch. And then the fallout.... |
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