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List ten reasons as to why fab members might consider meeting you .

By *at69drive OP Man over a year ago

Hertford

The object is to list ten key reasons as to why fab members might want to consider meeting you. I have started this thread as lots of people complain about lack of meets but put no effort into their profile . Please list your ten key reasons .Mine are

1. Wide variety of interests including foreign travel , business , gardening , restaurants , cars , commercial vehicles , human rights , the stock exchange , farming and the countryside

2. Can meet in various different locations and travel . Locations include London , Hertfordshire , Cambridgeshire , Belfast and Cap d Agde .

3. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary.

4. A variety of pictures on profile .

5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience.

6. Regularly tested for ST IS.

7. Make an effort to contribute to fab forums and tolerant to members with different _iews.

8. I have opinions on a wide variety of topics .

9. Experienced and meet a number of couples regularly .

10. Treat other members as I would like to be treated .

These are my reasons , what are yours ? I did these while at the airport waiting for a flight

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm female.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm female. "

Time 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm female. "

Love it

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By *at69drive OP Man over a year ago

Hertford

"I'm female.

Time 10"
Good pictures but you still need to list ten key reasons .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I'm female. "

Beat me too it

Or for two..

1. I have tits

2. I have a vagina

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm fucking brilliant.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I'm female.

Beat me too it

Or for two..

1. I have tits

2. I have a vagina"

Argh!! I'm going to grammar nazi myself.. To*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 10 magic fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fucking brilliant.

Sold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because iv got a dick and thats what females are here for

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

"I'm female.

Time 10Good pictures but you still need to list ten key reasons .

No she doesn't and she has a point!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am modest.

End of.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I will shoot my load and leave.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 female body

2 big blue eyes

3 degrees (kind of)

4 limbs

5 fingers on each hand

6 toes (not really, I'm not from Norfolk)

7 dildos in my toy box

8 bottles of rum in my spirits cabinet

9 previous meets buried under the patio

10 GCSEs (A*, obvs)

And a partridge in a pear tree.

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

I could potentially list 20 but if I don't meet someone's preferences, it's a waste of my time and theirs.

Sometimes people just need one and that's enough.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

1 nice cock

2 gentle thumbs

3 good veris

4 play .. Love it

5 gold rings

6 appeal

7 th heaven

8 gentle fingers

9 yards of rope

10 minutes at least before I cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. Intelligent.

2. Male is good driver.

3. When female driving, it's a more exciting journey.

4. Reasonably fit.

5. Willing to travel.

6. Can accommodate.

7. Will try not to fart until after.

9. Are brilliant at counting.

10. Will try and meet your own fantasies as well as ours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. I wash

2. I don't expect to have instant sex under the table in the bar we'd meet (I wish I were flexible enough)

3. I am able to indulge in intelligent conversation

4. I shave

5. I'm more on the cultured side (that doesn't mean mixed-race, it means I have varied hobbies and interests etc)

6. I smile

7. I enjoy chatting about girly things

8. I self deprecate, which is apparently a sign of being secure with oneself.

9. As above: I'm secure

10. I don't mind getting the beers in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1: I have an attractive lady who has a strap on and a lovely body.

Fin.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Ok, Here goes:

1 I am precocious (I think this covers at least 5 separate things)

6 I accommodate

7 I am not from Aberdeen

8 I dress to please

9 I always have wine to supply

10 I have a few kinks up my sleeve

Anything more I will just be showing off

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

1. Daft

2. Can accommodate

3. Clean

4. Yet dirty

5. Unicorn

6. Masters degree

7. Flexible

8. Bendy too

9. Honest

10.Fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. Not barking mad

2. Boobies

3. Quite funny

4. Long legs

5. Likes the banter

6. Smarter than your average bear

7. Handy in a pub quiz (mind of useless trivia)

8. Did I already mention the boobies?

9. Because life's too short

10. I never take life or myself that seriously

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm female.

Time 10

Good pictures but you still need to list ten key reasons .

Do I? I apologise, I thought I had free will.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 Partridge in a pear tree

2 turtle doves

3 French hens

4 Calling Birds

5 Gold Rings !!!!!!!!!!!

6 Geese a-Laying

7 Swans a-Swimming

8 Maids a-Milking

9 Ladies Dancing

10 Lords a-Leaping

there are two more but I don't want to be overly generous

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

me..... that what i am selling myself on....

sometimes people are interested... sometimes they aren't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unicorn to the power of ten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm female.

Time 10

Good pictures but you still need to list ten key reasons .

Do I? I apologise, I thought I had free will. "

You forgot the y on the end of will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"me..... that what i am selling myself on....

sometimes people are interested... sometimes they aren't"

Oh and I probably couldn't list 10 things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My broad shoulders and dominance, hazle eyes

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By *ornyharry39Man over a year ago

Sheffield

1 good sized cock 2 nice long fingers 3 great tongue 4 good stamina 5 great kisser 6 make a nice cuppa 7 very passionate 8 always ready 9 can sccomadate 10 can travel by car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. i have boobs

2. I like deepthroating

3. Im awesome

4. Im intelligent

5. Im kinda easy on the eyes

6. I have a cute puppy

7. I have mahoosive boobies

8. I love dirty talk

9. Im single & can accomodate but when I say that I mean for a few hours dont take the piss & stay days

10. Erm did I mention my boobs have their own post code they are that big? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry I couldn't resist and to be honest couldn't think of ten good things about me

bar the Pooch that is

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm female.

Time 10

Good pictures but you still need to list ten key reasons .

Do I? I apologise, I thought I had free will.

You forgot the y on the end of will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have nothing to declare but my genitals......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My body

My wit

My charm

My vodka

My brilliant bj's

My cooking skills

My flange

My knack at farting in bed

My wobbly bits

And

Colin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm female. "

Blocked.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

1. Cake

2. Donuts

3. Banter

4. Beer/Wine/Whatever

10. That's about it. There's little else on the table at the mo.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

10???

I'm smiley

I'm funny

I've got long legs

I've got a nice arse

I love to lick

I smell nice

I'm good company

I've got a good selection of toys

I'm a perve in training

I can supply CAKES

See smiley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10???

I'm smiley

I'm funny

I've got long legs

I've got a nice arse

I love to lick

I smell nice

I'm good company

I've got a good selection of toys

I'm a perve in training

I can supply CAKES

See smiley "

9 very good reasons to meet you,

Cakes, I can take them or leave them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im young

Slim

Wealthy

Kind

A raging nympho

Blind to your ugliness

Inexpensive

Ready day or night

Transparent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im young

Slim

Wealthy

Kind

A raging nympho

Blind to your ugliness

Inexpensive

Ready day or night

Transparent"

Sign me up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im young

Slim

Wealthy

Kind

A raging nympho

Blind to your ugliness

Inexpensive

Ready day or night

Transparent

Sign me up."

I probably would.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im young

Slim

Wealthy

Kind

A raging nympho

Blind to your ugliness

Inexpensive

Ready day or night

Transparent

Sign me up."

I forgot 'liar'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10 orgasms do? Hers of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only need one reason because I'm a great person

My sarcastic whit and charm wins every guy I have ever met over

Even if they don't fancy me they always say they have had a great night, and once I've got them pissed they forget they don't fancy me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im young

Slim

Wealthy

Kind

A raging nympho

Blind to your ugliness

Inexpensive

Ready day or night

Transparent

Sign me up.

I forgot 'liar'"

10/11 will do though, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang."

Is 42 beef in black Bean sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Average in bed

You've got your sales pitch down!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"* Average in bed

You've got your sales pitch down!"

He's been British for too long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Average in bed

You've got your sales pitch down!"
Yes ty its better than to say crap in bed, lol joking there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Average in bed

You've got your sales pitch down!

He's been British for too long. "
that's right, been here more than a decade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang.

Is 42 beef in black Bean sauce?

Any sauce you like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an attractive, bisexual younger girlfriend

I'm sure there are other reasons too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

Penge's infamous bush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang."

Do we need to ask what 10 is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

"
Yes that's right, a quick walk lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

Penge's infamous bush. "
Yes the famous bush in the park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

Yes that's right, a quick walk lol"

Back home in time for EastEnders.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang.

Do we need to ask what 10 is?"

That's numberwang!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* Got a 6pack

* I like haribos (cola bottles my fav)

* Chilled guy

* Average in bed

* Nice cock

* favourite position me on top

* Enjoy quickes

* Can travel

* Can accommodate

* Got a magic tongue

Can travel? Do you mean to the bush and home again?

Yes that's right, a quick walk lol

Back home in time for EastEnders."
Yes or big brother when that is on lol.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand"

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By *razedcatMan over a year ago

London / Herts

Interesting thread.

- I'm intelligent

- I can hold a good conversation

- I'm in good shape

- I'm cute!

- I'm experienced

- I'm clean (doesn't seem like one to brag about though, haha)

- I'm a generous, considerate lover

- I'm enormously open-minded

- I can travel

- I'm so, so modest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand""
Yes that's a good saying that and that's true that, 2 birds

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can't think of any. Low self esteem.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand""

Stupid. It's a bloke in your bush is worth two in your hands.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand"

Stupid. It's a bloke in your bush is worth two in your hands. "

Are you sure? What about "a bloke with a hand in each birds bush?"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand"

Stupid. It's a bloke in your bush is worth two in your hands.

Are you sure? What about "a bloke with a hand in each birds bush?""

That does sound sort of right ...

Is it :- A bloke with a birds bush comes in handy at a flange bang ?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You know what they say Shag? "A shag in the bush is worth a shag in the bush with two birds in your hand"

Stupid. It's a bloke in your bush is worth two in your hands.

Are you sure? What about "a bloke with a hand in each birds bush?"

That does sound sort of right ...

Is it :- A bloke with a birds bush comes

in handy at a flange bang ? "

Almost. That would be a merangue flange gang bang

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"1 I've recently cut my toe nails.

2 I won't wipe my willy on your curtains. ( I will )

3 I'm awesome!

4 I have Kik.

5 I'll leave you an explicit verification and end it with, treat her with respect. Ladies, I'm a gentleman.

6 I enjoy long walks on the beach.

7 I can eat pussy ALL night, mmmmm nom nom.

8 42.

9 I like Numberwang.

Is 42 beef in black Bean sauce?

Any sauce you like."

Hmmmmm daddies special sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10 reasons to meet us.

1.I love to fuck.

2. My husband loves to watch me fuck.

3. I love to suck cock.

4. My husband loves to watch me suck cock.

5. I love to flirt, kiss, lick, bite, stroke, massage and generally touch men all over!

6. My husband puts up with this behaviour!

7. I love to get involved in FMF and MFM action.

8. We are good conversationalists with many diverse interests including dancing, sex, travel, sex, cooking, sex, opera, sex, classical music, sex, poetry, sex, sculpture, sex, Italian art, sex, spanking, sex, kinky stuff etc, etc etc.

9. We are always happy to do phone calls and socials. I love to talk about sex, on the phone, on Kik, at the pub, on the bus, at the club ....Hubby loves to listen!

10.If we invite you to our house we feed you real food too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't really think of ten reasons but I guess you could treat a meet with me like some sort of swinging Bushtucker trial, see how long you can last before wanting to throw up, scream or pass out?

Possibly even good for dares or forfeits for losing a bet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10???

I'm smiley

I'm funny

I've got long legs

I've got a nice arse

I love to lick

I smell nice

I'm good company

I've got a good selection of toys

I'm a perve in training

I can supply CAKES

See smiley "

Cakes? Did someone say cakes? HHx

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Because my mum says im special

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"10 reasons to meet us.

1.I love to fuck.

2. My husband loves to watch me fuck.

3. I love to suck cock.

4. My husband loves to watch me suck cock.

5. I love to flirt, kiss, lick, bite, stroke, massage and generally touch men all over!

6. My husband puts up with this behaviour!

7. I love to get involved in FMF and MFM action.

9. We are always happy to do phone calls and socials. I love to talk about sex, on the phone, on Kik, at the pub, on the bus, at the club ....Hubby loves to listen!

10.If we invite you to our house we feed you real food too!

You sound perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because my mum says im special

She does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ten reasons..... Um

1 I love to Snog

2, I love to fuck

3, I've been told I've got a great bum