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Done anything UNsexy today?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you done anything the opposite of sexy today? That you're willing to admit to of course.

I (he) took my undies off this morning and there was a teensy little skiddy in there, so of course I did the right thing and put them inside one of my wife's sleeves in the laundry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on my period and got period pains and feel sick, which feels really unsexy.

Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm still getting rid of my 'festival' cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

So she doesn't find it lol. All men hide skiddy underwear in their wives sleeves, it's sort of a given.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I woke up and coughed a really gross sounding cough (I think I'm coming down with something) then went for a wee and didn't flush (saving water!) and now I'm sat in bed in the nude with my hair tied up.. So unsexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

So she doesn't find it lol. All men hide skiddy underwear in their wives sleeves, it's sort of a given."

Really?

I am never getting married.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

So she doesn't find it lol. All men hide skiddy underwear in their wives sleeves, it's sort of a given."

My ex never did that.. He just threw them on the floor and left them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been squirted by my second malfunctioning saniflo toilet this week .

At home running bath,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

So she doesn't find it lol. All men hide skiddy underwear in their wives sleeves, it's sort of a given."

Err....a lot if us have mastered wiping our arses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, wtf about the sleeve?

So she doesn't find it lol. All men hide skiddy underwear in their wives sleeves, it's sort of a given.

Err....a lot if us have mastered wiping our arses.

I mastered that when I was a kid lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope, I even hang my knickers on the line provocatively

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Err....a lot if us have mastered wiping our arses.

They come posh in that Bolton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Err....a lot if us have mastered wiping our arses.

They come posh in that Bolton

Well we still have stains, buts its just the ink from the newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tripped on the stairs and got carpet burn all over my elbow. Hurts like a bitch and broke a glad while doing it

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not shaved, and a zit has come up on my neck.

Not meeting at the mo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't want to know the unsexy things I get to do at work...

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The joys of working with dogs .... cleaning and disinfecting spending area , at least the suns out .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joys of working with dogs .... cleaning and disinfecting spending area , at least the suns out ."

We are privileged to have our dogs to clean up after, don't you ever forget that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ate something I am allergic to last night - by accident obviously!

Started to feel ill last night - ruined a meet! God knows what they thought of me!

Embarrassment is SOO unsexy!!!!!

Sara

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By *uteguy06Man over a year ago

Swindon

Caught the stitches (I had 2 Wisdom Teeth out last week) in my mouth whilst brushing my teeth this morning & made the wound bleed oooppps lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm doing spreadsheets...do they count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Popping spots and cleaning me ears out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i just must be a filthy cow - can bring sex into most things - washing up , ironing - putting out the rubbish -

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Avoiding thick yellow snot dripping from the nose of a horse with an infected sinus!

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

Second day hobbling round on crutches after ankle break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok - sat out in the garden woke myself up sort of snoring a tinsy bit -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a massive shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tripped going up some stairs in front of a room full of young women.

Pretty fucking slick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One word..

Chaffing.

Ouchhhhhhy. Working on hot horrible wards in thick uniforms is crap.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I was in a rush this morning so put a pair of cheap tights on rather than look for the new decent ones I bought. As a result I spent my walk to work hoiking and then realised they had gone baggy at the knees once I had sat in a meeting for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tripped going up some stairs in front of a room full of young women.

Pretty fucking slick."

way to go Lib - got yourself noticed - did any rush up to see if you were ok ?

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By *etsaroundMan over a year ago

Valley's

Well guys, today I got up, put on my work clothes, got out to the car- dropped my keys, down the fucking drain, I had to retrieve them. Head first down a drain held by my neighbour and a builder by each ankle and sifting through shit! I fucking got them though! I found a tampon, someone's sink chain and plug, and some toy dinosaur amongst the shit and purille filth in the hole.

But I had my keys.

What a way to start your day.

Whoever said they had I shit- I fucking seen it coming down the pipe like a Viking ship!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tripped going up some stairs in front of a room full of young women.

Pretty fucking slick.

way to go Lib - got yourself noticed - did any rush up to see if you were ok ?"

THEY LAUGHED AT ME!

(At least I look a bit more obtainable now though

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I and a work colleague had an unexpected golden shower

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

I made a dozen jars of strawberry jam with blackberry liqueur in and baked a loaf of bread. Oh and glued glitter to a picture of a chameleon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tripped going up some stairs in front of a room full of young women.

Pretty fucking slick.

way to go Lib - got yourself noticed - did any rush up to see if you were ok ?

THEY LAUGHED AT ME!

(At least I look a bit more obtainable now though

) "

i would have laughed and helped -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy"

my job is like that - but with big people - day of today though

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've cleaned out the glory hole (it's what we call the under the stairs cupboard you dirty minded folk)...very unsexy look covered in dust and cobwebs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy

my job is like that - but with big people - day of today though

Used to do that myself..... Beyond depressing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sobbed uncontrollably several times whilst work making my eyes look froggish and a weird purple colour and producing copious amounts of snot as a result (where does it all come from!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy

my job is like that - but with big people - day of today though

Used to do that myself..... Beyond depressing

very humbling -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I and a work colleague had an unexpected golden shower"

Not sure I should ask how

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I and a work colleague had an unexpected golden shower

Not sure I should ask how

I'm glad you did though. My mind was boggling...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handed some woman some of my piss. She said "ooh, lovely".

Got lovely piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handed some woman some of my piss. She said "ooh, lovely".

Got lovely piss. "

Be proud, not everyone has lovely piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handed some woman some of my piss. She said "ooh, lovely".

Got lovely piss.

Be proud, not everyone has lovely piss

Yeh I know, I'm lucky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handed some woman some of my piss. She said "ooh, lovely".

Got lovely piss.

Be proud, not everyone has lovely piss

Yeh I know, I'm lucky!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaning up dog poo in the garden then came in to brush the puppys teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charlie got stuck on a train for 3 hours and I had to tell a work coleague she was being made redundant. Not the best of days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made some Jam, call me Hugh!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy"

Yes,but one day he'll stop asking and you'll miss it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Covered in midge bites been scratching like a mad woman.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I tripped going up some stairs in front of a room full of young women.

Pretty fucking slick.

way to go Lib - got yourself noticed - did any rush up to see if you were ok ?

THEY LAUGHED AT ME!

(At least I look a bit more obtainable now though

)

i would have laughed and helped - "

I would have just laughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneezed 7 times consecutively waiting to cross the road and fell off the kerb. Must have looked gorgeous

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy"

I get this too

I took my quilts to the launderette. Then flirted with the mancub behind the counter at McDonalds so he'd check the stock room for extra minions toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah I've been running a new gas pipe through a loft, in a very old house, which was knee deep in pigeon shit, old pigeon nests and dead dried out pigeon carcasses - and it was blazing hot into the bargain.

Does it get any more unsexy than that ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy

Yes,but one day he'll stop asking and you'll miss it

I'll have another arse to wipe in a few weeks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Errrrrrmmmmm yep I went to work sat In a meeting for 3 hours with some policemen who weren't sexy and came back to the office to a mountain of unsexy emails but this unsexy activity funds my sexy activities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would normally say getting stuck in traffic is unsexy but today wow hot sexy people everywhere to perv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had my bone filed down in my mouth after having a tooth out Monday

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I have unsexy jobs everyday

My absolute favourite is when I'm summoned to wipe my little boys arse

"muuuuuuum, can you come and wipe my buuuuuuuummmmm"

Deep, deep joy

Yes,but one day he'll stop asking and you'll miss it

I'll have another arse to wipe in a few weeks

That's ok then,it's hard when your children grow and don't need you for certain things anymore. Like holding their hands although my 14 year old still lets me do it,my 13 year old would die if I held her hand in public

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errrrrrmmmmm yep I went to work sat In a meeting for 3 hours with some policemen who weren't sexy and came back to the office to a mountain of unsexy emails but this unsexy activity funds my sexy activities

I always find it amusing when the women in my office brag and coo about having meetings with firemen and they are all rotund and decidedly below average.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sorted out several months of petty cash reciepts at work today... :/

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