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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why does my body torture me so? like when I`m in polite company and holding if fart after fart, then when I finally get outside in noisy traffic that will mask the explosion, NOTHING!
There is absolutely no need for this kind of behaviour from my bum, I`ve been very polite, so I deserve my reward.
Bloody bums!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off 
Is there a game called ` Bastard trumps` ? lol"
I assumed you'd invented it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off
Is there a game called ` Bastard trumps` ? lol
I assumed you'd invented it! "
Sorry to disappoint. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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I admire your honesty. But is this really going to endear you to prospective play mates? There are a wide variety of tastes and fettishes but I'd be surprised if this is a common one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I admire your honesty. But is this really going to endear you to prospective play mates? There are a wide variety of tastes and fettishes but I'd be surprised if this is a common one. "
I was talking to someone on here about it and we had a good laugh, not to be taken seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think this is sooo funny lol"
It`s real life, anyone on here who says they don`t fart is not to be trusted, they would be the size of the Millennium dome by now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Learn the art of the SBD 
SBV is worse....... 
Am I going to regret asking?
I don't know, why don't you ask.
What is SBV?"
I looked up SBD, but I love animals and the poor dog would get the blame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Learn the art of the SBD
SBV is worse.......
Am I going to regret asking?
I don't know, why don't you ask.
What is SBV?"
SBD Silent but deadly.
SBV silent but violent.
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