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"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.
I'll go first:
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?
Who do you know mouse doesn't taste like beef or chicken? xx"
I don't, but it'd be fun to see mouse flavoured cat food. |
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"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"
...What do the Greeks say?
The Greeks say: "It's all Chinese to me!"
So what do the Chinese say?"
The Chinese say "It's all snakes to me"
Ergo, there is nothing more complicated than snakes.
Case closed. |
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over a year ago
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"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "
Because they're either still in the egg, or when they gave hatched, they can't leave the nest till they can fly. By which time they are so large you can mistake them for a full grown adult. The chicks are ugly fuckers. You wouldn't want to see them. |
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Why is an anteater called an anteater but a cows not called a grasseater?
Why have we got words like excruciating while words like dumne remain unused?
What was going through the persons head when they discovered cows milk was drinkable?  |
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"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?"
Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.
Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat. |
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"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"
...What do the Greeks say?
"We're not giving you your money back.... Losers!"
They haven't got my money - we do have their marbles tho'"
Did you steal theirs because you were missing your own? |
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over a year ago
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Why is it that when a cat falls, it lands on its feet, but when you drop toast it lands butter-side down?
What if you strapped said toast (butter-side-up) to a cats back and dropped it? |
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over a year ago
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"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?
Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.
Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat. "
So why do they look so pitiful when wet through? And why are they scared shitless of water pistols?  |
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"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?
Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.
Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat. "
I'd like to think any decent person would still stop. |
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over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?"
I think it's a phrase that originated at the Battle of Hastings  |
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"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?
I think it's a phrase that originated at the Battle of Hastings "
Was Harold running with scissors? |
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over a year ago
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"If our breasts evolved to attract mates so we can make babies, why do they get bigger when were on our period?
Mine don't. Tender but not bigger.  "
Mine swell up. Wierd, seems i'm a freak (again). |
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"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?"
yep ..a dart intended for the dart board missed and landed straight in eyeball ...one glass eye later ..... !!! |
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"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.
I'll go first:
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?
Who do you know mouse doesn't taste like beef or chicken? xx"
Its bound to taste like chicken.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?
yep ..a dart intended for the dart board missed and landed straight in eyeball ...one glass eye later ..... !!! "
I know a lad who managed to stab himself in the eye with a penknife. He learned then, always cut away from yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?
Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.
Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat.
So why do they look so pitiful when wet through? And why are they scared shitless of water pistols? "
That sounds like an afternoon of fun you wanna repeat.. Cats vs water pistols.. Lmao |
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over a year ago
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Who's the first person to milk a cow and drink what come out? Oh ive an idea il give these pensi shaped things a tug under this cow see if anything comes out |
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"Why do i feel sick after eating 10 chocolate ginger biscuits? Ginger is meant to ease sickness."
The sugar and saturated fats outweigh the anti-emetic properties of the ginger.
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Why on Fab do the men get "local most fabbed female pics of thr week" in the local feed each week but the ladies don't get corresponding most fabbed men? |
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"Why do i feel sick after eating 10 chocolate ginger biscuits? Ginger is meant to ease sickness.
The sugar and saturated fats outweigh the anti-emetic properties of the ginger.
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Why on Fab do the men get "local most fabbed female pics of thr week" in the local feed each week but the ladies don't get corresponding most fabbed men? "
We whinge about cock pics enough as it is.
Ty for answering my silly question. |
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"we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock  "
It's what makes your burp taste like cough sweets after drinking it.
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How are some trees leaves red all year round? |
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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago
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Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"
and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"
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"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"
and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"
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And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside' |
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"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?
Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.
Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat.
I'd like to think any decent person would still stop."
Any decent person would but there's a lot of people who are not decent.
I don't want to depress anyone to much with the details but I've witnessed the aftermath of a hit and run on a cat  |
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"if cats always lands on its feet.... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you smeared a cat in butter?"
That's actually the science behind maglev trains |
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"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "
Because they don't leave the nest until they look like adults, baby pigeons look like dodo's. 
(I know lots of random stuff to do with animals etc  ) |
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"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"
and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"
And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside'"
My brother feeds his chickens scrabbled egg  |
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"if cats always lands on its feet.... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you smeared a cat in butter?"
Lmfao here pussy pussy  |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"
and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"
And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside'
My brother feeds his chickens scrabbled egg "
; see mad cow disease |
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over a year ago
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"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?
Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?
Depends what dance
Do I? "
put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do |
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"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?
Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?
Depends what dance
Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do "
Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! |
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"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?
Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?
Depends what dance
Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do
Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! "
can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut |
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"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?
Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?
Depends what dance
Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do
Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut "
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over a year ago
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"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.
I'll go first:
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"
Are you fed up of all the chewing involved in the current tinned jelly varieties ... |
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"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?
Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?
Depends what dance
Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do
Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut "
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"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.
I'll go first:
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"
do I stay on here or go to bed |
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over a year ago
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Why do we open a tub of butter/marg and leave the slither of paper/foil on it, under the lid. Then keep moving it back and forth to get the butter out ? |
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"Why do we open a tub of butter/marg and leave the slither of paper/foil on it, under the lid. Then keep moving it back and forth to get the butter out ? "
haha I do that |
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"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"
...What do the Greeks say?
The Greeks say: "It's all Chinese to me!"
So what do the Chinese say?
The Chinese say "It's all snakes to me"
Ergo, there is nothing more complicated than snakes.
Case closed. "
This is all Double Dutch to me  |
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