I was at my American millionaire firend's London house once trying to cook some dinner and half the implements were either missing or broken.
He just eats out or gets take away. So I'm berating him for the lack of culinary equipment, there's no sharp knife or colander, how is someone supposed to be able to cook in this house blah blah... and he shoots back:-
"Well, if you'd've looking for an oyster opener, you might have been pleasantly surprised."
Rich people, eh? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I was at my American millionaire firend's London house once trying to cook some dinner and half the implements were either missing or broken.
He just eats out or gets take away. So I'm berating him for the lack of culinary equipment, there's no sharp knife or colander, how is someone supposed to be able to cook in this house blah blah... and he shoots back:-
"Well, if you'd've looking for an oyster opener, you might have been pleasantly surprised."
Rich people, eh?"
Aw shucks.  |
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Yeah, then there was the time we got very d*unk and, with another friend, got a base ball bat and some hammers and smashed up his BMW.
*shakes head*
People were hanging out the windows threatening to call the police.
He shouted back "Fuck you! This is my car and I shall just buy a new one in the morning!" |
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The night thread are getting real good fun again. Not that im saying the days aren't fun but it much more serious in the day and people seem to be only to willing to kick off. Maybe its just me I don't know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Well, if you'd've looking for an oyster opener, you might have been pleasantly surprised."
Aw shucks.
Smart arse 
I'm glad someone got it."
I enjoyed the irony, given the thread |
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