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over a year ago
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Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS!  |
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over a year ago
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I think she was out with her husband the other day when I needed to have a wee on an 8 mile walk
No one around for miles
Squat and booom! someone is there!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think she was out with her husband the other day when I needed to have a wee on an 8 mile walk
No one around for miles
Squat and booom! someone is there! "
Not you too, what is wrong with her?
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS! "
Perv! |
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS!
Perv!"
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS!
Perv!"
Its like a tree bouncer / security.
Stood there knocking one out against an oak or an ash.
Save the trees and stop jizzing on them.
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS! "
Come on tell the truth...
You watch for her and only get your cock out when you see her dog coming!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS!
Perv!
Its like a tree bouncer / security.
Stood there knocking one out against an oak or an ash.
Save the trees and stop jizzing on them.
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Erm, I don't wank one out over trees, urine is actually beneficial to them in small doses, I, my willy and the tree are one.  |
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"Can somebody please tell me who the little old woman with a dog is in the woods, she always appear when I'm standing with my ole bill out having a wee against a tree, it's clear for miles, but as soon as I start, along she comes. I wish she would leave me alone FFS!
Come on tell the truth...
You watch for her and only get your cock out when you see her dog coming!
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Shit! found out. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I was once washing paint striper from my penis when 2 old dears were walking by. They thought that I was trying to morris dance around a water butt."
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"I was once washing paint striper from my penis when 2 old dears were walking by. They thought that I was trying to morris dance around a water butt.
Why were you washing paint stripper from your penis? "
Paint stripper is caustic....
If I got paint stripper on my penis I would be doing everything I could to dilute it and get it off my burning cock as fast as I could! |
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"I was once washing paint striper from my penis when 2 old dears were walking by. They thought that I was trying to morris dance around a water butt."
Was it warm?
Was it uncomfortable?
Bet you haven't done that again!
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Yes meet this lady in Cornwall 2 years ago . In the middle of nowhere, found a nice spot to stop for 60 mins of nude sun bathing in-between farm visits . stripped , on blanket fast asleep when her dog ,Spaniel licks my ear to bring me out of my Kylie Minogue dream
She calls the dog gives me a smile then walks away . |
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