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Are Song Lyrics getting Stupider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok Know we are sounding like real old fookers but was listening to the feeling the other day

"I've got soul but I'm no soldier"

Fooking ludicrous

may as well say

"I've got Mange but I'm no Manger"

or

"I've got nob but I'm no Hobnob"

any suggestions or stupider lyrics or are we just grumpy old fookers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thats easy to answer

I HATE this song

Alanis Morisette IRONIC

Yeahyeahyeah yeahyeahyeah

*****An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

Isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well, isn't this nice."

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

And life has a funny way of helping you out

Helping you out. *****

None of this is irony, It may well be bloody annoying getting a bug in your wine, but its not ironic, its complete abuse of the english langage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Alanis Morrisette is Canadian - maybe the language in Canada has developed or more likely its so dull there that no one noticed - good for your razor sharp owl ears but now you have inflicted us with the whole song - that is truly awful - ok canada trip is off - maybe jack nicholson was listening to alanis in that canadian motel in the shining - explains alot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe we should just shove all of diamonds island rejects off to canada and send ourselfs to a sunny dessert island

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not sure if stupid lyrics are a new thing after all we all (of a certain age) no this song

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

goo goo gajoob.

Mister City P'liceman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

I'm crying.

I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

goo goo gajoob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob

(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).

Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

mmmmmm dessert Island

can we bagsy one made of butterscotch angel delight

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is one song I can think of that I just don't get at all. It sounds like someone on a dodgy respirator who every so often manages to catch enough breath to spurt out a few meaningless syllables. It goes like this:

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ..... o suuuuperman uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ..... o suuuuperman

What a pointless and utterly irritating song (I use the term very loosely)

grrrr...

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

I can sort of see where "i am the walrus" is coming from .....lol...

worrying isnt it .........

MR X

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