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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How hard do you bang it in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Never put the square peg in the round hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Never put the square peg in the round hole

What about the round peg in a square hole?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Never put the square peg in the round hole

What about the round peg in a square hole?

Ah she'll go in but twill be loose

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

post a marshmallow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Just lube it up baby !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just take a longer run up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Just lube it up baby !

Awww my lovely how did I know you would mention lube....will spit do

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Always take you time. Unless you loose your patients and grab a bottle of Lube lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it doesn't fit make it fit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If it doesn't fit make it fit lol

You see I like this answer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite down harder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bite down harder!"

What do I bite ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite down harder!

What do I bite ???

The pillow or my shoulder. Depending on your role.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep pushing, it'll go in don't you worry about that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I may need a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How hard do you bang it in

Just lube it up baby !

Awww my lovely how did I know you would mention lube....will spit do

Should do the job, usually does + plus more oral beforehand lol

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By *angerousEyesMan over a year ago

weston

"How hard do you bang it in

Never put the square peg in the round hole

No no no, always put the square peg in the round hole then go like a steam train.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find another hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

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By *hocolate007Man over a year ago

london

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

then you will just have to lay there and take it as he rams it hard in all holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

then you will just have to lay there and take it as he rams it hard in all holes

Whose says anything about me taking it?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

then you will just have to lay there and take it as he rams it hard in all holes

Whose says anything about me taking it?

It's going well then???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ram it in after spitting on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

Then you've got the wrong tools for the job at hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good dollop of axle grease and a firm shove shouldl do it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try a different angle of dangle.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Depends on how you oil the gears...

e.e.cummings

she being Brand

-new;and you

know consequently a

little stiff I was

careful of her and (having

thoroughly oiled the universal

joint tested my gas felt of

her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the

clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she

kicked what

the hell) next

minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-

oh and her gears being in

A 1 shape passed

from low through

second-in-to-high like

greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe I we was

happy to see how nice and acted right up to

the last minute coming back down by the Public

Gardens I slammed on

the

internalexpanding

externalcontracting

breaks Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB

-ling

to a:dead.

stand-

;Still)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

then you will just have to lay there and take it as he rams it hard in all holes

Whose says anything about me taking it?

It's going well then???"

That didn't no.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find another hole

What if I've tried all the other holes my dear man?

Then you've got the wrong tools for the job at hand.

Do you have the tool for the job ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed. Should have gone to Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the drill out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a fly wheel extractor for sale. or will swap it for an acrow prop

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"How hard do you bang it in

Bite it first.. Squish it so it's a bit smaller.. Then ram it in as hard as you can.. Lean on it if you have to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure the hole is dust free and try a raw plug...a screw is always best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still banging it in

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