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Ok you lovely ladies... moment of truth time!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which is most important to you.. torso or cock? Now I know women well enough to know the answer is always gonna be "both" lol  So lets play devils advocate and put you in a scenario where you have to choose...
You're in a bar and there are two lovely guys you could take home. They both have beautiful eyes, a sparkly personality, and make you laugh. However one of them is big and buff, nice strong arms, a big chest, and a six pack... the only thing is he's only got a 4" cock. The other guy, however, has a nice meaty 7" cock... but he really hasn't got much of a torso to write home about... he's nice enough... they're both equally good looking... but he just isn't buff and meaty like the other guy... he doesn't have a chest and his six pack is non existent... he's basically just slim.
Bearing in mind they are brothers who would never share a woman together... so you have to pick (you aint slipping out of it that way lol)... which one would you take home? 
p.s. you haven't had a shag for 4 years and you're as horny as fuck so no going home to watch an episode of Corrie alone either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a bar, how does the lady know the cock size and torso shape? "
Its either A: a naked bar or
B: she over hears them bragging about their size n shape or
C: she as superpowers to see thru clothes and check oot the guys...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis "
Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that.... |
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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago
North London / Herts |
"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis
Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that...."
Sky Arts HD?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis
Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that...."
Yes I only do erect penisessssss limp ones don't do it for me ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the guy with the chest muscles and average down there bit please  "
Yep, torso wins for me. Not too much muscle though. More athletic, with a six pack
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.
So.... I'd go for the most interesting one.
Agreed! "
Cheaters! He is saying if they were equal in other aspects, including personality! 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis "
You, my dear, are a genius. Guffaw and giggles |
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"A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.
So.... I'd go for the most interesting one.
Agreed!
Cheaters! He is saying if they were equal in other aspects, including personality!
-Courtney"
The 4" with the hot body then. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
ill go for the cock size..couldnt care less if hes ripped or not..not really my thing..i guess hes got nipples and a belly button..and if im really horny after four years i am going to want a damn good seeing to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis
You, my dear, are a genius. Guffaw and giggles "
Fank you im here all week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one who can make me laugh and keep my mind from doing a Homer Simpson
So with you on this one. Mental stimulation is top priority for me "
Indeedy it is ,nothing worse than someone boring you to death regardless of looks or size of their penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ill go for the cock size..couldnt care less if hes ripped or not..not really my thing..i guess hes got nipples and a belly button..and if im really horny after four years i am going to want a damn good seeing to "
The voice of reason! Thank the Lord 
Purely as my chest is flatter than an ironing board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they're both good looking the rest of their body is irrelevant to me so it would be on whichever personality captivates me the most, sorry boring answer I know but I don't have physical body preferences. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue
Really? Or is that just because of small cock?  "
Doesn't matter why.....just that it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue
Really? Or is that just because of small cock? "
I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral
obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
people talk about personality, but in the OP scenario.id have probably gone out with a roll of gaffa tape, not looking particularly for conversation...i could always say it was just my kink and only wanted to hear him moan so put it over his mouth if he was boring....do you think he'd buy it?
i was in this scenario..the over 4 years being celibate..when i found the man who was going to end it, we were in bed for the first 2 weeks... when it ended i joined the scene as a single female..so thanks 'that man'...xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I volunteer as tribute;)
Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...
-Courtney
Can I have him after you have finished please? "
Hey, we could take him together if he is cool with it
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue
Really? Or is that just because of small cock?
I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral
obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences "
True. I love to please with my tongue. Have low confidence in my body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue
Really? Or is that just because of small cock?
I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral
obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences
True. I love to please with my tongue. Have low confidence in my body. "
join the club, none of us are perfect even those who think they are
but my mouth works so happy days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job  "
Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job
Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things."
And some if us aren't interested in their cock at all |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Blimey what a hard choice....I'd probably go for the buff one with the small cock. Only because he's better eye candy and would be able to fuck me harder than the other one. I've been told I'm quite small inside. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job
Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things."
Our profile says nothing about vwe or we. I'm sure those that have that would answer the question differently.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job
Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things.
Our profile says nothing about vwe or we. I'm sure those that have that would answer the question differently.
-Courtney"
True... I tend to think of the "must have WE or VWE" brigade as really only looking for a man to be their objectified sex toy anyway... but of course I could be totally wrong in that assumption  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I volunteer as tribute;)
Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...
-Courtney
Can I have him after you have finished please?
Hey, we could take him together if he is cool with it
-Courtney"
Now that sounds just perfect to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.
He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.
He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway "
Brilliant I need to tone up! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.
He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway "
exactly |
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