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I'm a plumber, I can see myself crawling around on my hands and knees in someones kitchen.
I have just recently started dating a woman.
Anyway this womans hobby is art/painting. So I said to her, '' would you like to paint me in the nude'' and she replied ''I don't know about that'' I said ! ''its alright, you can keep your shoes on'' |
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"I'm a plumber, I can see myself crawling around on my hands and knees in someones kitchen.
I have just recently started dating a woman.
Anyway this womans hobby is art/painting. So I said to her, '' would you like to paint me in the nude'' and she replied ''I don't know about that'' I said ! ''its alright, you can keep your shoes on''"
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Talking about work and nudity, this is what happened to me, when I was about 28
I call to this womans house on a friday, to measure up for a new sink top and base unit. This old dear comes to the door, and she stands there with her long gray hair, wearing a tatty dress and apron,and a I look at her as you would, and think, my god she's old and scruffy, and she looks like she's been sucking on a lemon. I said, '' hello my dear, I will be here in the morning at 8.00 to install your new kitchen unit'' ok she said.
So anyway I turned up at 8.00 with everything I needed to do the job, I knock on the door, she opens the door, and she is stood there completely naked. My eyes drop down to her naked body, And I think ! fuck me what an amazing body, it's better than my wifes, I then look up, and gaze at her 70 plus year old face, that looks like she is chewing on a bumble bee. I say to her '' can can can you you put put some clothes on please, or can I put a bag over your head.  |
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"Talking about work and nudity, this is what happened to me, when I was about 28
I call to this womans house on a friday, to measure up for a new sink top and base unit. This old dear comes to the door, and she stands there with her long gray hair, wearing a tatty dress and apron,and a I look at her as you would, and think, my god she's old and scruffy, and she looks like she's been sucking on a lemon. I said, '' hello my dear, I will be here in the morning at 8.00 to install your new kitchen unit'' ok she said.
So anyway I turned up at 8.00 with everything I needed to do the job, I knock on the door, she opens the door, and she is stood there completely naked. My eyes drop down to her naked body, And I think ! fuck me what an amazing body, it's better than my wifes, I then look up, and gaze at her 70 plus year old face, that looks like she is chewing on a bumble bee. I say to her '' can can can you you put put some clothes on please, or can I put a bag over your head. "
Well, which did she do? clothes or bag? |
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