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Miss Quimm's Nocturnal Roll Call Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

STOP!

Hammer time!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

What happened to the usual guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What happened to the usual guy?

He's on his jollies

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Bloody hell part 2 already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched..."

Ooohhh what did I miss

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Pizza is chicken, turkey, pepperoni and something else but I can't remember what

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Sorry pp missed your post on other thread. Hiya gorgeous xx

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

"Pizza is chicken, turkey, pepperoni and something else but I can't remember what "

ohhh you can keep it I dont like pepperoni

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Think outside the box...

Parma ham, rocket and Parmesan shavings.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Pizza is chicken, turkey, pepperoni and something else but I can't remember what

ohhh you can keep it I dont like pepperoni

I knew you'd say that xD want me to pick off the pepperoni for you? It's cheese stuffed crust. I had one slice and fell asleep so there's loads left

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Oooohhhh eeeerrrr

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

Hello lovely.

Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Oooohhhh eeeerrrr

and now everyone knows his secret...

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

"Pizza is chicken, turkey, pepperoni and something else but I can't remember what

ohhh you can keep it I dont like pepperoni

I knew you'd say that xD want me to pick off the pepperoni for you? It's cheese stuffed crust. I had one slice and fell asleep so there's loads left

ohhh what a good person ya are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Good girl

I do try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!"

I have two hands

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!

I have two hands

Can I grab some of that but nice soft tickles for me right down my back awwwww yes think I miss that the most being single for so long its bloody heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Oooohhhh eeeerrrr

and now everyone knows his secret..."

I can keep a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!

I have two hands

Can I grab some of that but nice soft tickles for me right down my back awwwww yes think I miss that the most being single for so long its bloody heaven

TGND can do that for you while I rub her back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening miss quimm and fabsters

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I feel sorry for the neighbours... My radio only works with headphones so I'm singing along to late night Heart... Oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two hands

Well I'm always happy to share

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!

I have two hands

Can I grab some of that but nice soft tickles for me right down my back awwwww yes think I miss that the most being single for so long its bloody heaven

TGND can do that for you while I rub her back

Apparently I'm quite good at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have two hands

Well I'm always happy to share

Sounds agreeable

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Onto the subject of pizza and Thing Two's favourite place to be scratched...

Ooohhh what did I miss

Apparently Thing Two's ticklish spot is where his leg meets his stomach

Yeah now get back to my back rub! Slacker

Sowwi mistress

Didn't mean to hog your nails... Was just right, but think someone needs you more!

I have two hands

Can I grab some of that but nice soft tickles for me right down my back awwwww yes think I miss that the most being single for so long its bloody heaven

TGND can do that for you while I rub her back

Apparently I'm quite good at that

Sweeeeeet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I grab some of that but nice soft tickles for me right down my back awwwww yes think I miss that the most being single for so long its bloody heaven

Scratches are fucking awesome

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx"

Nanighy, filthy dreams x

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx

Nanighy, filthy dreams x"

Drags quim off for a snog behind the bike shed........owwww tongues to ya bad girl ya xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

Hello lovely.

Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare? "

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx

Nanighy, filthy dreams x

Drags quim off for a snog behind the bike shed........owwww tongues to ya bad girl ya xx"

Oi, I'm a good girl

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

Hello lovely.

Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx

Nanighy, filthy dreams x

Drags quim off for a snog behind the bike shed........owwww tongues to ya bad girl ya xx

Oi, I'm a good girl

That's what I was hoping

cyaaaaa

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Right id better piss off to bed up in 4 hours fuck.

Nads to the guys snogs and bum feels to the ladys. Night all xxx

Nanighy, filthy dreams x

Drags quim off for a snog behind the bike shed........owwww tongues to ya bad girl ya xx

Oi, I'm a good girl

That's what I was hoping

cyaaaaa"

Go to bed you dirty perv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time? "

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes "

Nuggle now?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

Nuggle now?"

Nuggle now please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

Nuggle now?

Nuggle now please "

Shall we make a Samkins sammich?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

Nuggle now?

Nuggle now please

Shall we make a Samkins sammich?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

Nuggle now?

Nuggle now please

Shall we make a Samkins sammich?

Yes please "

Who's providing the head strokes?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

What would help before sleeps time?

Hot water bottle, Harley nuggles, head strokes

Nuggle now?

Nuggle now please

Shall we make a Samkins sammich?

Yes please

Who's providing the head strokes?"

Offers welcome!!

Miss Harley and her mobile data have been abducted by the fairies.. Sorry people but she's gone for the night.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

Hello lovely.

Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

I have that in abundance, delivery is extra though

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Thought I'd let all you young'uns get it all out of your system before midnight

As it's now officially night time, I'll say hello

Hello lovely.

Everyone ignored my plea for TLC.. Have you got any spare?

But of course, I've got a bottle of TCP as well

Ouch! I'll just take the TLC thanks

I have that in abundance, delivery is extra though

How much for delivery?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am back.... bedroom still looks like a bomb hit it but now only a small device as opposed to the previous nuclear one. How's everyone? Am munching on pancakes soaked in Amaretto topped with Cherry yoghurt and compote and chillaxing

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Depends on how much a pint is in Bradford these days. Mind you, Wetherspoons are all pretty much the same wherever you go.

Ah sod it, let's just do spoons

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

Im still here, still perving around

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Depends on how much a pint is in Bradford these days. Mind you, Wetherspoons are all pretty much the same wherever you go.

Ah sod it, let's just do spoons

Bit late now!

How about a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't sleep

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I can't sleep

Join the club :-/ I've just got up for a ciggy. I was shattered an hour ago and now I can't sleep

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Me never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't sleep

Join the club :-/ I've just got up for a ciggy. I was shattered an hour ago and now I can't sleep "

Me to, had a rough night last night and had the hangover from hell today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me never

You just want to stay with us girlies

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Me never

You just want to stay with us girlies

What gave it away

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Me never

Go to sleep! Or come here and stroke my head

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

We really do seam to have our own little club here don't we

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Me never

Go to sleep! Or come here and stroke my head

I should have hours ago kicking myself now

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Depends on how much a pint is in Bradford these days. Mind you, Wetherspoons are all pretty much the same wherever you go.

Ah sod it, let's just do spoons

Bit late now!

How about a cuppa?

Being as Christos has failed to report for duty, then I suppose I can manage that.

Will play you at Backgammon for the Jaffa Cakes though

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We really do seam to have our own little club here don't we "

That we do, looking forward to meeting you and hopefully some of the others at my party

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Depends on how much a pint is in Bradford these days. Mind you, Wetherspoons are all pretty much the same wherever you go.

Ah sod it, let's just do spoons

Bit late now!

How about a cuppa?

Being as Christos has failed to report for duty, then I suppose I can manage that.

Will play you at Backgammon for the Jaffa Cakes though

He's got an early start.. Lightweight

You can keep the Jaffa cakes, I don't feel well.. But I'm up for backgammon

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"We really do seam to have our own little club here don't we

That we do, looking forward to meeting you and hopefully some of the others at my party

You to its going to be a blast really can't wait. I should check the thread out see whos going or more the point the talent

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies "

Want my leftover pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We really do seam to have our own little club here don't we

That we do, looking forward to meeting you and hopefully some of the others at my party

You to its going to be a blast really can't wait. I should check the thread out see whos going or more the point the talent

Oi what's wrong with me

although I'm not very talented

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza? "

Ohhh ye what is it in fact i don't care just nook it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza? "

Are you coming as well

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"We really do seam to have our own little club here don't we

That we do, looking forward to meeting you and hopefully some of the others at my party

You to its going to be a blast really can't wait. I should check the thread out see whos going or more the point the talent

Oi what's wrong with me

although I'm not very talented

Nothing at all except your o/h might not be to impressed

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well "

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I really need to try to sleep

goodnight you lot. I'll probably be back :-/ xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I really need to try to sleep

goodnight you lot. I'll probably be back :-/ xxx "

Nahnight sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to try to sleep

goodnight you lot. I'll probably be back :-/ xxx "

Night night xx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I really need to try to sleep

goodnight you lot. I'll probably be back :-/ xxx "

That's no good, I'll just have to play with maself.......again

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because he's an arse

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really need to try to sleep

goodnight you lot. I'll probably be back :-/ xxx

That's no good, I'll just have to play with maself.......again

You can stay with me and Mr blade, it looks like we're the only 1s left

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea"

Ohhhh you little star you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it "

I'm normally always working then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there? "

I thought you were going to sleep

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there? "
looks down top 2 cold ones

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there? "
looks down top 2 cold ones

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because he's an arse "

I maybe but you lurve me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea"

Oil just have the sarnie ta, although I still feel a bit sick

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

I'm normally always working then"

YouTube it just to see who I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

I'm normally always working then

YouTube it just to see who I mean

Your cruel

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea"

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

I'm normally always working then

YouTube it just to see who I mean

Your cruel

You only just noticed

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You want any sauce bladey x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

I'm normally always working then

YouTube it just to see who I mean

Your cruel

You only just noticed

I had my suspicions, its always the bloody quiet 1s

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"You want any sauce bladey x"

Red please you angel of the night xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm starving. Sombody make some bacon sarnies

Want my leftover pizza?

Are you coming as well

Umm, yeah sure. I'll stick my name on the list tomorrow

Meg +1

See what I did, there's your date sorted

Probably more likely I'll get a kick in the bollex for keep calling her meg

Why do you call her that

Because it winds her up. Its meg out of family guy

Ahhh I've never watched it

Bbc3 11.30 week nights its an aquired tast but im sad so I like it

I'm normally always working then

YouTube it just to see who I mean

Your cruel

You only just noticed

I had my suspicions, its always the bloody quiet 1s

Yep and the shy

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there?

I thought you were going to sleep

I got bored

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

I'm not sleepy I'm poorly!

Someone sing soft kitty?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

H you working tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"VODDY! Got any hot water bottles in there?

I thought you were going to sleep

I got bored "

I really am going to sleep now, have to be up in a few hours

Night night everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"H you working tomorrow? "

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Soft kittie warm kittie little ball of fur

Soft kittie warm kittie purr purr purr xxx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday"

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Nights wed thurs doh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Your stuck with me then, except I'm on Wed night not Thursday

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Your stuck with me then, except I'm on Wed night not Thursday "

Nobody id rather be with. Now bed woman gooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Your stuck with me then, except I'm on Wed night not Thursday

Nobody id rather be with. Now bed woman gooooo

night night

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Soft kittie warm kittie little ball of fur

Soft kittie warm kittie purr purr purr xxx"

Awww fanks

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Your stuck with me then, except I'm on Wed night not Thursday

Nobody id rather be with. Now bed woman gooooo

night night"

Sleep tight xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"H you working tomorrow?

Me?? If so no back in Tuesday

Yes you. Days tomorrow and tue nights thurs fri. My alarms gona go in 2 and a half hours gutted

Your stuck with me then, except I'm on Wed night not Thursday

Nobody id rather be with. Now bed woman gooooo

night night"

Nanight x

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Soft kittie warm kittie little ball of fur

Soft kittie warm kittie purr purr purr xxx

Awww fanks

My turn. Tickle my back hmmmmm

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

I'm not sleepy I'm poorly!

Someone sing soft kitty? "

I only sing when I'm in the bath, how does Bath Backgammon sound to you

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Whose been picking on poor bladey

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Whose been picking on poor bladey

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Soft kittie warm kittie little ball of fur

Soft kittie warm kittie purr purr purr xxx

Awww fanks

My turn. Tickle my back hmmmmm"

*tickle*

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

I'm not sleepy I'm poorly!

Someone sing soft kitty?

I only sing when I'm in the bath, how does Bath Backgammon sound to you

Just don't drop it

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Whose been picking on poor bladey "

Hey I'm a big hard manc me nobody pics on bladey. Well except for the girls on here and I quite like that but don't tell em

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Whose been picking on poor bladey

Hey I'm a big hard manc me nobody pics on bladey. Well except for the girls on here and I quite like that but don't tell em

"
come and rub me boobs for me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

I'm not sleepy I'm poorly!

Someone sing soft kitty?

I only sing when I'm in the bath, how does Bath Backgammon sound to you

Just don't drop it

It's loads of fun finding the dice when you accidentally drop one

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Like the song says everybody needs a buzzem for a pillow. Owwww squidgy squidgy

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Walks in with hot bacon sarnies Nmugs of tea

A saviour returns at last, pull up a floorboard and share your wares

It sounds better than Backgammon with a sleepy tgnd

I'm not sleepy I'm poorly!

Someone sing soft kitty?

I only sing when I'm in the bath, how does Bath Backgammon sound to you

Just don't drop it

It's loads of fun finding the dice when you accidentally drop one

Depends on the kind of dropping 1 you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

- hey blades!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Depends on the kind of dropping 1 you mean

Trust you Bladey, I would never lower the tone

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Lol

- hey blades!"

Yo maxie. Hows thing matey

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Depends on the kind of dropping 1 you mean

Trust you Bladey, I would never lower the tone

Just saying what everyone else was thinking my mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol

- hey blades!

Yo maxie. Hows thing matey "

Hitting the hay, dude!

Night all ......... & you too Ace Bubbler!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Lol

- hey blades!

Yo maxie. Hows thing matey

Hitting the hay, dude!

Night all ......... & you too Ace Bubbler!

Sleep well and talk soon

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Depends on the kind of dropping 1 you mean

Trust you Bladey, I would never lower the tone

Just saying what everyone else was thinking my mate

Of course you are right mate, but would you like to see Harley & Voddy wrestling in custard or baked beans?

This is a legitimate question by the way

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Depends on the kind of dropping 1 you mean

Trust you Bladey, I would never lower the tone

Just saying what everyone else was thinking my mate

Of course you are right mate, but would you like to see Harley & Voddy wrestling in custard or baked beans?

This is a legitimate question by the way

Well err hmmm can't say I've thought about that 1 I guess I'm going to have to think on it. It begs the question why though

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Can it not be baby oil instead that might be more my thing

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I might have to call you Mr Johnson now, you know that don't you

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I might have to call you Mr Johnson now, you know that don't you

Are well. Shit happens I guess mr bean

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok Baldrick, I take your point, but if you were any more Mancunian than a than a manky mechanic then I would meticulously masturbate monotonously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn't help myself.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I've been here before I'm sure I have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been here before I'm sure I have

That was weird, I nodded off and woke up to things being posted a day ago

buggers

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Its a remake of 1 of my own. Bloody copy cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I couldn't help myself."

And again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not Harley either.

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