There are a fair few of us that both listen and read...but I do get your point...If I was in your position I guess there would be a welter of unlistening unreadery types... I am sure neither of those are real words!
I presume you have a filter system though, so the people who take time get noticed...
"Welcome back. I hope life is on a more even keel now.
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Getting there and thank you I have missed you lot and I have booked my hotel for the beach party. Thought I would sneak in here quietly x