"dont mind flies - hate spiders "
Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.
Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.
Flies can carry diseases.
Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.
Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.
They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.
I know which I prefer  |
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Conkers will keep spiders away. And I bought a £5 mains zapper to sort the flies out. And for the rodents ! a ultrasonic rodent repellant.
And for them unwanted flyers through your letter box. A note taped to the door saying ''Fuck of no flyers'' in 25 different languages. |
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"Conkers will keep spiders away. And I bought a £5 mains zapper to sort the flies out. And for the rodents ! a ultrasonic rodent repellant.
And for them unwanted flyers through your letter box. A note taped to the door saying ''Fuck of no flyers'' in 25 different languages."
I've found that most spiders are pretty useless at conkers.
However the bigger ones can wield four at a time, the wee rascals   |
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"the cheeky spider - pulled out the sofa to hoover and found a small one secretly laying hundreds of tiny eggs - imagine when they hatched  "
I found a spider in my shoe earlier. He looked ridiculous, they were far too big for him |
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"dont mind flies - hate spiders
Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.
Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.
Flies can carry diseases.
Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.
Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.
They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.
I know which I prefer "
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"dont mind flies - hate spiders
Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.
Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.
Flies can carry diseases.
Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.
Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.
They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.
I know which I prefer "
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and i still dislike spiders 
