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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....stands for Monday Morning Mail Mystery.....
But...
A mystery no more.
Friends, womans, countwymen, lend me your ears.
The reason you get more mail on a monday than any other day is because the single fellas sending them on a Sunday night-early hours of Monday morning will wait one day for a 'no thanks', 'fuck off', or no response at all before moving onto Mass Message No.2 on Tuesday. He repeats this until Thursday hoping to catch a shag for Fri/Sat or Sun, at which point if no ladies are forthcoming with the aforementioned shag, he'll fuck off out with his chums on Friday night and try and pull a 'nilla down the local. He'll repeat this activity until Sunday and then the abject failure to get his dongle dipped in deliciously damp pussy will prompt the hapless fool to start messaging again.
~ This cycle repeats until he's either married or dead.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....stands for Monday Morning Mail Mystery.....
But...
A mystery no more.
Friends, womans, countwymen, lend me your ears.
The reason you get more mail on a monday than any other day is because the single fellas sending them on a Sunday night-early hours of Monday morning will wait one day for a 'no thanks', 'fuck off', or no response at all before moving onto Mass Message No.2 on Tuesday. He repeats this until Thursday hoping to catch a shag for Fri/Sat or Sun, at which point if no ladies are forthcoming with the aforementioned shag, he'll fuck off out with his chums on Friday night and try and pull a 'nilla down the local. He'll repeat this activity until Sunday and then the abject failure to get his dongle dipped in deliciously damp pussy will prompt the hapless fool to start messaging again.
~ This cycle repeats until he's either married or dead. "
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