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over a year ago
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I received a text back a long and at the end of it they put.... You twat!!!
To my horror I thought they were calling me a twat in a horrible way! 
Unbeknown to me it's actually a nice-ish term up North!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm dickhead and mong are ones i usually use with my mates.. We know we are being nice.. Its only if we put the word fucking in front does it mean we are annoyed |
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"I received a text back a long and at the end of it they put.... You twat!!!
To my horror I thought they were calling me a twat in a horrible way!
Unbeknown to me it's actually a nice-ish term up North!
What other sayings are there that I should be aware of "
No. It isn't a niceish term up north.
It might be acceptable in some circles.
Depends on yourself I guess.
Anyone called me a twat I wouldn't be endeared. |
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"Erm dickhead and mong are ones i usually use with my mates.. We know we are being nice.. Its only if we put the word fucking in front does it mean we are annoyed "
Mong I find unacceptable due to it's origin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you are from Manchester, you should know, it is not a term of endearment "
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Im a mancunian and me & my mates always used twat.. Or twunt being a favourite |
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"Erm dickhead and mong are ones i usually use with my mates.. We know we are being nice.. Its only if we put the word fucking in front does it mean we are annoyed
Mong I find unacceptable due to it's origin."
Granny your such a divvy. |
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"Erm dickhead and mong are ones i usually use with my mates.. We know we are being nice.. Its only if we put the word fucking in front does it mean we are annoyed
Mong I find unacceptable due to it's origin.
Granny your such a divvy. "
Now that made me laugh Ya Cock ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm dickhead and mong are ones i usually use with my mates.. We know we are being nice.. Its only if we put the word fucking in front does it mean we are annoyed
Mong I find unacceptable due to it's origin.
Granny your such a divvy.
Now that made me laugh Ya Cock !"
I thought that would tickle yer fancy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I received a text back a long and at the end of it they put.... You twat!!!
To my horror I thought they were calling me a twat in a horrible way!
Unbeknown to me it's actually a nice-ish term up North!
What other sayings are there that I should be aware of
No. It isn't a niceish term up north.
It might be acceptable in some circles.
Depends on yourself I guess.
Anyone called me a twat I wouldn't be endeared."
I wasn't impressed at first, until they said its normal to call someone that there. If we call someone a twat down south it's not being nice |
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Mmmmmmmmm I guess i'd take it from a very close friend if I'd done sommat soft and we were both laughing.
But it's not the norm.
I don't know anyone who says it to be fair, Unless we are relating stories about really vile people.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to use Mochyn or Mochyn Bach: Pig or Little Pig
Some Welsh words can be said with a great deal of passion  "
Yeah I'd love that.. Oh god oh god.. I cummingggggg you pig! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Your such a cock. can be used affectionately. If you smile sweetly when saying."
Ha, I have friend who uses this term. Never forget the look on the girls face behind the bar, when paying for some drinks he asked, 'have you enough, cock?' |
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"Your such a cock. can be used affectionately. If you smile sweetly when saying.
Ha, I have friend who uses this term. Never forget the look on the girls face behind the bar, when paying for some drinks he asked, 'have you enough, cock?'"
My grandad is 80 and a northerner and calls everyone cocker! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT  "
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat |
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It's the kind of things mates say to each other in banter.
Anyone who used it in a pm on here wouldn't get very far - who uses the insults you give to established friends in the pub to someone you're hoping to get intimate with? 
Ill-judged and potentially offensive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rather lovely lady referred to me as tight. I wasn't sure if she was on about my cunt or the fact that I am a cunt. She's a canny bint so either was acceptable. |
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat "
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know! "
Oi!! Don't you diss us Southerners. Just because we have style & panache, you Northern fucktard |
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know!
Oi!! Don't you diss us Southerners. Just because we have style & panache, you Northern fucktard "
We too have style and panache. We also have something you southern arseholes have a serious lack of. HUMOUR. Ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know!
Oi!! Don't you diss us Southerners. Just because we have style & panache, you Northern fucktard
We too have style and panache. We also have something you southern arseholes have a serious lack of. HUMOUR. Ha!! "
Oooooo twatty mode  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rather lovely lady referred to me as tight. I wasn't sure if she was on about my cunt or the fact that I am a cunt. She's a canny bint so either was acceptable. "
Both my dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends on the situation and who is using it
That made me laugh you just made me spit my drink out you twat
Don't talk to him, He is a TWAT
Haha they were mortified once they knew us southerners don't use the word twat in a nice way
We have a laugh with now and call each other twat
Anyone who lives in my part of the world or who is northern generally, will know that all swear words and all filthy words can be used in a jokey way. It all depends on the context. This can easily get lost in a text. As any northerner will know we are constantly joking and taking the piss out of each other. It fills up most of our lives. You just accept it. It's how we are. You southern cunts are pretty miserable fuckers so wouldn't understand this!
OP you are most definitely the most beautiful twat I know!
Oi!! Don't you diss us Southerners. Just because we have style & panache, you Northern fucktard
We too have style and panache. We also have something you southern arseholes have a serious lack of. HUMOUR. Ha!! "
Don't worry us Southerners have a great sense of humour laughing at you Northerners with your flat caps & whippets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A lot of swear words are terms of endearment up here. We claimed them as our own after being looked down on for so long.
Little shit is what we call our kids when they've been naughty (but we find their bad behaviour funny or rebellious). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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OP, was whoever sent the text a fan of 'House of Fools' by any chance?
There's a character on that show that ends sentences with "you twat" .. I would guess they were mimicking that! In which case I'm pretty sure it was, as you say, said in a friendly way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fail to see how twat is ever a nice thing to call someone. I guess it depends on who you associate with."
I meant to say someone you don't know....grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP, was whoever sent the text a fan of 'House of Fools' by any chance?
There's a character on that show that ends sentences with "you twat" .. I would guess they were mimicking that! In which case I'm pretty sure it was, as you say, said in a friendly way! "
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