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over a year ago
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I too am leaving , its been great but there comes a time in a chaps life when he has to go to Asda, other supermarkets are available, to pick up some nobbly bobblies
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
Celebrations? I'll get the bubbly 
You'd so miss me. Wouldn't you  "
I've grown accustomed to you, like a well worn pair of slippers. so perhaps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops 
I better shave my legs quick then
About time "
They were silky smooth on friday ... Sigh!! Lol |
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
Celebrations? I'll get the bubbly
You'd so miss me. Wouldn't you
I've grown accustomed to you, like a well worn pair of slippers. so perhaps."
Id say your more like my fat pants old a few holes here and there a bit baggy but the 1s I always reach for after a bad day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs "
Yeah the other place was done last night |
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night "
I may need some proof of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that "
No however could that be done |
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that
No however could that be done"
Where there's a will and all that |
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that
No however could that be done
Where there's a will and all that "
But you may need to raise your age limits a tad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that
No however could that be done
Where there's a will and all that "
I think this is a job for a woman... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that
No however could that be done
Where there's a will and all that
But you may need to raise your age limits a tad "
Oops oh yeah haha |
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"Oh brill i best get dressed then its only 45 mins to chester :p
45 mins na I make it in 30 tops
I better shave my legs quick then
Only your legs
Yeah the other place was done last night
I may need some proof of that
No however could that be done
Where there's a will and all that
I think this is a job for a woman... "
What only 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still here, mardy Manc
Don't did it raven, you'll never get out alive..
And yes I've seen those silky smooth pins "
Haha in saving myself for a sexy red head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still here, mardy Manc
Don't did it raven, you'll never get out alive..
And yes I've seen those silky smooth pins
Haha in saving myself for a sexy red head "
Oooer! Do I know her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still here, mardy Manc
Don't did it raven, you'll never get out alive..
And yes I've seen those silky smooth pins
Haha in saving myself for a sexy red head
Oooer! Do I know her? "
Find a mirror and you can say hi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here 
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though "
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic! "
He's not going anywhere hun, he's just having one of his silly Billy days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
He's not going anywhere hun, he's just having one of his silly Billy days "
Aye, I know. I'm just taking the piss! |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs "
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
He's not going anywhere hun, he's just having one of his silly Billy days
Aye, I know. I'm just taking the piss! "
Taking the piss? How rude, wouldn't catch me doing that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed "
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck "
Fancy a smack in the gob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
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Did you get anything interesting taffy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob? "
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear! "
Am i fuck joking and well you know me always happy to help a mate out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear! "
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers |
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob? "
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Am i fuck joking and well you know me always happy to help a mate out "
Ha guess taffys passed out.
Will you be wearing a mac bladey? |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers "
The visons that are going threw my mind right now |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Am i fuck joking and well you know me always happy to help a mate out
Ha guess taffys passed out.
Will you be wearing a mac bladey? "
And hiding in the bushes if necessary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob "
You're right, two smacks is better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Am i fuck joking and well you know me always happy to help a mate out
Ha guess taffys passed out.
Will you be wearing a mac bladey?
And hiding in the bushes if necessary "
But we dont have bushes!! |
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
You're right, two smacks is better! "
Owwww dom tendencys kinky bitch....im in |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Am i fuck joking and well you know me always happy to help a mate out
Ha guess taffys passed out.
Will you be wearing a mac bladey?
And hiding in the bushes if necessary
But we dont have bushes!! "
Thats fine i don't have a mac either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
The visons that are going threw my mind right now "
Visions. Oh I don't think so darling, you will be blindfolded, you may just have to make do.. With the sounds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
Did you get anything interesting taffy? "
Nobbly bobbly lolly ices and its rained since lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
Did you get anything interesting taffy?
Nobbly bobbly lolly ices and its rained since lol "
Oh there you are, yeah it keeps threatening to rain here.. But not as of yet!
Nobbly bobbly,s love em..
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
The visons that are going threw my mind right now
Visions. Oh I don't think so darling, you will be blindfolded, you may just have to make do.. With the sounds. "
Hey I'll take anything you 2 are offering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
Did you get anything interesting taffy?
Nobbly bobbly lolly ices and its rained since lol
Oh there you are, yeah it keeps threatening to rain here.. But not as of yet!
Nobbly bobbly,s love em..
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They are uber delish . I picked up some fish , scallops , squid and muscles for a sea food paella .
Hope it stay dry for you chaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just come back ,,,,,,,, from Asda , other super markets are available
Did you get anything interesting taffy?
Nobbly bobbly lolly ices and its rained since lol
Oh there you are, yeah it keeps threatening to rain here.. But not as of yet!
Nobbly bobbly,s love em..
They are uber delish . I picked up some fish , scallops , squid and muscles for a sea food paella .
Hope it stay dry for you chaps "
Thanks, yes I'll get my coat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
The visons that are going threw my mind right now
Visions. Oh I don't think so darling, you will be blindfolded, you may just have to make do.. With the sounds.
Hey I'll take anything you 2 are offering. "
I'll be turning the hosepipe on yer shortly!! |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
The visons that are going threw my mind right now
Visions. Oh I don't think so darling, you will be blindfolded, you may just have to make do.. With the sounds.
Hey I'll take anything you 2 are offering.
I'll be turning the hosepipe on yer shortly!! "
Don't call me shortly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers "
Not sure you would get them back... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob "
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available... |
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available... "
She's always available that 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1 "
Read it again it says Mr |
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr "
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute |
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over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute "
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute
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Before I get any more offers in my inbox or even for my inbox it was a joke ffs fucking men your all the bloody same |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute
Before I get any more offers in my inbox or even for my inbox it was a joke ffs fucking men your all the bloody same "
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over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute
Before I get any more offers in my inbox or even for my inbox it was a joke ffs fucking men your all the bloody same "
Dammit Bladey, thought my luck had changed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available... "
Oooo fruity, I'll check when he gets home.. although he is available for weddings and bahmitzhers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1 "
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Read it again it says Mr
Owwww shit but fuck it hes cute
Before I get any more offers in my inbox or even for my inbox it was a joke ffs fucking men your all the bloody same
Dammit Bladey, thought my luck had changed. "
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"You had me excited there for a few seconds!
Not as much as I'd like
Don't go, you're great Craic!
Awww well aren't you sweet. Fancy a fuck
Fancy a smack in the gob?
Hmmm I could think of better things to have in my gob
Have to ask if Mr Focker is available...
She's always available that 1
Er cheeky shit! "
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back... "
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky"
Only a feeling |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling "
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha"
That's as close to an invite as I need wooooohoooooooo |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha"
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport "
But its soooooo fun to tease him |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport "
I'm guessing not for the 1st time |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport
But its soooooo fun to tease him "
Carry on much more and this poor old sods going to have a heart attack and quite possibly it would be well worth it |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport
I'm guessing not for the 1st time "
of course, I'm very fond of live streaming.. silly git! |
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over a year ago
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport
But its soooooo fun to tease him
Carry on much more and this poor old sods going to have a heart attack and quite possibly it would be well worth it "
My sentiments, raven, I don't want me ole mucker keeling over! |
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"In your dreams fuckers
Ha-ha, like your sense of humour fireblade m x
There's 1 or 2 things I like about you too
Shy eh??
Painfully so
Piss off! "
my thoughts exactly |
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"I can see bladey virtually slapping me from here
Fuck virtually ya scouse bint your only up the rd from me I'm on my way. And get your claws out my next victim well unless we are sharing that is
Moi claws?! I'm a Pussy cat. Victim aye that would be right!!
I don't share. I have been known to pimp Mr F out though
Now now kids no fighting just form an orderly queue.. Mrs F has first dibs
Hey I'm just happy to stand at the end of the bed
your not joking either are you bladey!
Hey we'd need somewhere to hang our discarded underwear!
Thats a good idea always a pain when you cant find your knickers
Not sure you would get them back...
I would but have a feeling they would be sticky
Only a feeling
Haha you know what i meant now behave or you wont see me and the fockers have play time haha
FFS! What are you doing woman..
Encouragement of the mardy Manc is soooo bad.
I feel like a spectators sport
But its soooooo fun to tease him
Carry on much more and this poor old sods going to have a heart attack and quite possibly it would be well worth it
My sentiments, raven, I don't want me ole mucker keeling over! "
Owwww but please please please and pretty please with sugar on top and I'll even bring the beer (but only because I get it free) |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend "
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! "
I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote.... |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! "
You know I can't think for the life of my why I like you |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote.... "
Sorry bladey but that made me laugh my ass off |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote.... "
I'm more a lynx kinda guy |
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over a year ago
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote....
I'm more a lynx kinda guy "
What the pocket size one? |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote....
I'm more a lynx kinda guy
What the pocket size one? "
Oh go on jump on the band wagon |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote....
I'm more a lynx kinda guy
What the pocket size one?
Oh go on jump on the band wagon "
You love it really |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote....
I'm more a lynx kinda guy
What the pocket size one?
Oh go on jump on the band wagon
You love it really "
I'd rather you all jumped on me
Oh wait no I wouldn't forgot for a second I'm shy damn |
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Shy eh??
Painfully so
Is your nose growing ?
I've been told my big nose is very good I'll have you know.
At what?
Tell you what I'll show you at weekend
Feck! It must have grown, to reach all the way over here! I wonder if he'll take a picture next to a sky remote....
I'm more a lynx kinda guy
What the pocket size one?
Oh go on jump on the band wagon
You love it really
I'd rather you all jumped on me
Oh wait no I wouldn't forgot for a second I'm shy damn "
What was it you said about the quiet 1s |
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"I've always dreamed about having the best looking ladies gang up on me but it was never quite like this in my dreams
Haha you are loving it really"
Damn right I am. Most fun it's been on here in ages but shhhhh don't tell them lot |
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"I've always dreamed about having the best looking ladies gang up on me but it was never quite like this in my dreams
Haha you are loving it really
Damn right I am. Most fun it's been on here in ages but shhhhh don't tell them lot "
Think its too late |
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"Christ and your still here!
But I knew this anyway, I could see you from way over there on that other thread!
Well your nose anyway "
Told you way way up ^ there your like my fat pants I could never leave my favourite scouse bint and your mates not bad either x |
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"Christ and your still here!
But I knew this anyway, I could see you from way over there on that other thread!
Well your nose anyway
Told you way way up ^ there your like my fat pants I could never leave my favourite scouse bint and your mates not bad either x"
Mr blade what a thing to call a lady |
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"Christ and your still here!
But I knew this anyway, I could see you from way over there on that other thread!
Well your nose anyway
Told you way way up ^ there your like my fat pants I could never leave my favourite scouse bint and your mates not bad either x
Mr blade what a thing to call a lady "
Lady where |
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"Christ and your still here!
But I knew this anyway, I could see you from way over there on that other thread!
Well your nose anyway
Told you way way up ^ there your like my fat pants I could never leave my favourite scouse bint and your mates not bad either x
Mr blade what a thing to call a lady "
Yes he's such a charmer.
Never been likened to a pair of fat pants before, not sure if it really floats my boat! |
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"Christ and your still here!
But I knew this anyway, I could see you from way over there on that other thread!
Well your nose anyway
Told you way way up ^ there your like my fat pants I could never leave my favourite scouse bint and your mates not bad either x
Mr blade what a thing to call a lady
Yes he's such a charmer.
Never been likened to a pair of fat pants before, not sure if it really floats my boat! "
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