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"rumpeellstilt......rumpaulskil....rumpall....rumpealskill....cinderella" It's Rumpledforeskin silly. | |||
"Once upon a time,,,, there was a Tinkerbell Tranny who was thinking about how crazy it would be if men carried purses,,,, then POW!!! out of the blue, up popped a post on a forum thread, sent by guy who actually openly admitted to carrying a man purse!!!,,,,,,, Ohhhh dear me!!!………..The Tinkerbell Tranny was so amused by this…, ... the Tinkerbell Tranny nearly leaked a tiny bit of piss during a fit of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter,,,, and do you know?, to this day!!!… every time the Tinkerbell Tranny thinks of that man, with his purse!!!, the leakage nearly starts again ….. OMG….. . " Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! I thought it was fridges that leaked not TV's!! | |||
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"Once upon a time,,,, there was a Tinkerbell Tranny who was thinking about how crazy it would be if men carried purses,,,, then POW!!! out of the blue, up popped a post on a forum thread, sent by guy who actually openly admitted to carrying a man purse!!!,,,,,,, Ohhhh dear me!!!………..The Tinkerbell Tranny was so amused by this…, ... the Tinkerbell Tranny nearly leaked a tiny bit of piss during a fit of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter,,,, and do you know?, to this day!!!… every time the Tinkerbell Tranny thinks of that man, with his purse!!!, the leakage nearly starts again ….. OMG….. . " Bit ironic for a tranny to be so amused about a man carrying a MAN'S purse. | |||
"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner! " Cha-ching....... Jingle-jangle...my precious,,, my shiny precious coins,,,, I shall keep you safe,,,, far out of reach from the nasty trannie-man....I shall put you in my secret pouch...... mOw' haha… mOw' haha ,,,,,mOw' haha hey man.... nice to see ya spread'in ya smiles as usual,,, its people like you that brighten up this world of somewhat wilted wonder with ya good humour ... so ...10 outta 10 mate.... .... Oh I think its best for me to mention...,,, just in case !!!, and to set the record straight,,,,, I couldnt fancy ya though,,,, ewww, that would just be all ewwwwwww.... and what would Monkey think,,,, there would be touble.... | |||
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"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner! Cha-ching....... Jingle-jangle...my precious,,, my shiny precious coins,,,, I shall keep you safe,,,, far out of reach from the nasty trannie-man....I shall put you in my secret pouch...... mOw' haha… mOw' haha ,,,,,mOw' haha hey man.... nice to see ya spread'in ya smiles as usual,,, its people like you that brighten up this world of somewhat wilted wonder with ya good humour ... so ...10 outta 10 mate.... .... Oh I think its best for me to mention...,,, just in case !!!, and to set the record straight,,,,, I couldnt fancy ya though,,,, ewww, that would just be all ewwwwwww.... and what would Monkey think,,,, there would be touble.... " Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!! | |||
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"snow white..forget the dwarves though ..i dont like short men....with the exception of soapy" Nuffin wrong with short men...makes your cock look bigger for a start! | |||
"snow white..forget the dwarves though ..i dont like short men....with the exception of soapy Nuffin wrong with short men...makes your cock look bigger for a start! " naaaaaaa just weirdly preportioned | |||
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"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner! Cha-ching....... Jingle-jangle...my precious,,, my shiny precious coins,,,, I shall keep you safe,,,, far out of reach from the nasty trannie-man....I shall put you in my secret pouch...... mOw' haha… mOw' haha ,,,,,mOw' haha hey man.... nice to see ya spread'in ya smiles as usual,,, its people like you that brighten up this world of somewhat wilted wonder with ya good humour ... so ...10 outta 10 mate.... .... Oh I think its best for me to mention...,,, just in case !!!, and to set the record straight,,,,, I couldnt fancy ya though,,,, ewww, that would just be all ewwwwwww.... and what would Monkey think,,,, there would be touble.... Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!! " OMG .... if that’s not the most blatant lead into the only plausible answer you could possibly expect me to give…… haaaaah,,, sigh…..all right,,, I’ll say it……. But I’m only saying it because it’s nearly pantomime season and not because you forced me into it,,,,,…… ,,,, here goes,,,, I chose “Handbags at dawn” ……… grumble-groan……struth….. I never used to be this predicable./… OMG … don’t say I knew you were gonna say that….. please…. lala-lala-la I win | |||
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"I'd be in them all cause i am price charming " How much? | |||
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"The little known - 'Stumply headed fruitly puff legume' - I'm not very well!!! Z" Christ that's more surreal than anything I have ever said in this forum. Well played!!! | |||
"The little known - 'Stumply headed fruitly puff legume' - I'm not very well!!! Z Christ that's more surreal than anything I have ever said in this forum. Well played!!!" Thanks, I think! Z | |||
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"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner! Cha-ching....... Jingle-jangle...my precious,,, my shiny precious coins,,,, I shall keep you safe,,,, far out of reach from the nasty trannie-man....I shall put you in my secret pouch...... mOw' haha… mOw' haha ,,,,,mOw' haha hey man.... nice to see ya spread'in ya smiles as usual,,, its people like you that brighten up this world of somewhat wilted wonder with ya good humour ... so ...10 outta 10 mate.... .... Oh I think its best for me to mention...,,, just in case !!!, and to set the record straight,,,,, I couldnt fancy ya though,,,, ewww, that would just be all ewwwwwww.... and what would Monkey think,,,, there would be touble.... Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!! OMG .... if that’s not the most blatant lead into the only plausible answer you could possibly expect me to give…… haaaaah,,, sigh…..all right,,, I’ll say it……. But I’m only saying it because it’s nearly pantomime season and not because you forced me into it,,,,,…… ,,,, here goes,,,, I chose “Handbags at dawn” ……… grumble-groan……struth….. I never used to be this predicable./… OMG … don’t say I knew you were gonna say that….. please…. lala-lala-la I win " Pass the TV control quick! Damn. He's gone again! | |||
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"and I bleed'in typo'd too.... feck, feck, feck,,,,,, aghhh it was "sign",,,,,, not sigh...... aghhhhhhhh...... grrrrr " ...and I thought I was weird! | |||
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"Mine is Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. " Thats where i should live ,, lol in wonderland. jo x | |||
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"Willy Wants it in the Chocolate Factory " I bet he dose | |||
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"Cant believe no one has mentioned Puss in Boots, ooh love thigh high leather boots mmmmm Goes off into day dream of new boots" She who needs no HRH or mentioning...as everybody respectfully bows to her boots | |||
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"defo sleeping beauty" You know in the proper tail the prince doesn't wake her up with a kiss he does something far more naughty! | |||
"defo sleeping beauty You know in the proper tail the prince doesn't wake her up with a kiss he does something far more naughty! " mmmmmm that'd be nice | |||