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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I want the cat litter tray to magically change itself so I don't have to do it, for the bins to put themselves out and the laundry to get done without intervention. Like in a mundane Disney movie. And for my roots to dye themselves before I have to go out to a birthday party later. I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today. Once the coffee is brewed I'm sure I'll get a wriggle on though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice relaxing full body massage,
Then for the rest of the day,
Starting slowly and building up to fast passionate explosive sex and only stopping for refreshments,
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