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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the person who came up with Toblerone was an anarchist.
Chocolate has been univerally acceptable as either squares or balls for...well, forever... so why would someone decide to make it into triangles unless he was an anarchist and just wanted to piss off the established order of things.
Fucker.
It's minging anyway.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I think the person who came up with Toblerone was an anarchist.
Chocolate has been univerally acceptable as either squares or balls for...well, forever... so why would someone decide to make it into triangles unless he was an anarchist and just wanted to piss off the established order of things.
Fucker.
It's minging anyway. "
balls!!! lol |
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Not wanting to indulge in sweeping generalisations*....
But look!
Toblerone was invented in SWITZERLAND!!!
If you've been there....
That explains it all.
*have met (and shagged) some lovely swiss people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my fave choccy I love the white chocolate one. Sadly I do have trouble eating the huge one, but it doesn't stop me polishing it off too quickly |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Made with triangular almonds from triangular trees, triangular honey from triangular bees, and oh mister confectioner please....give me Toblerone"
can i just say I love you....
The tune has been going round my head and i couldn't remember all the blooming words!!!!  |
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"Have never liked Toblerone and neither do my kids so triangle shaped yucky chocolate is not a problem in our house."
JUST YOU HOLD ON THERE!!!!!!
Do not dis the green triangle in Quality Street!!!!!!!!!!
( especially the giant ones sold individually) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!  "
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls "
That's TWO things Einstein. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls
That's TWO things Einstein."
and that women learnt to count.
well done you |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls
That's TWO things Einstein."
Spending Then "Moaning", I say moaning but you all do this "justifying spending loads of money on the basis that you actually saved money by doing it"...
this phrase has never come out of a woman's mouth....
"ooooh these shoes/bag/dress cost "x".... but its really a bargin because it should have cost "y"!!!"
don't lie... I have been shopping with you all, and you all do it!!!!! |
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"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls "
Walking round BEAR foot?
are you meeting mama gizzlies then ????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"high heel shoes....
designed by men, worn by women...
because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!
hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.
still one thing women invented.
moaning and spending.
only joking girls
Walking round BEAR foot?
are you meeting mama gizzlies then ?????"
oh ok clever clogs. bare! happy now |
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