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What advice have you been given in life that has stuck with you?
My mother told me a few years ago at the tender age of 70 ....
"When it comes to men, be like the amazon women, have your wicked way with them then toss the buggers back in the jungle!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From my little old ldyd friend.
"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em"."
If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate. |
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"From my little old ldyd friend.
"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".
If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate."
The other thing she's got taped to her fridge is the Buddha in the classic pose with the words underneath:
"Buuddha says try not to be a cunt" |
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"From my little old ldyd friend.
"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".
If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate."
...and anyway, I thought I wasn't yr trype?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What advice have you been given in life that has stuck with you?
My mother told me a few years ago at the tender age of 70 ....
"When it comes to men, be like the amazon women, have your wicked way with them then toss the buggers back in the jungle!" "
In life be true to yourself and you will not go fare wrong and positive thinking will take you a long way in life too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From my little old ldyd friend.
"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".
If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate.
...and anyway, I thought I wasn't yr trype? "
It applies to anyone who feeds me and rubs my belly tbh :p |
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