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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

if you're really struggling, hang it up in the bathroom and have a hot bath or shower - the steam should take care of most of the creases. Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eh ?

If you wanna iron, go right ahead and dont forget mine

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

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whats hell ironing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"if you're really struggling, hang it up in the bathroom and have a hot bath or shower - the steam should take care of most of the creases. Z"

Does that really work ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I believe ironing is something that yer Mammy does....I may be wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its doing the load thats waiting in my kitchen

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sort it out Kev, new shirts don't need ironing....you'll be ironing pillowcases next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. Next is flannels..... Hes' done the pillowcases

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do that.......

And when son lived here i ironed his socks and boxers too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"if you're really struggling, hang it up in the bathroom and have a hot bath or shower - the steam should take care of most of the creases. Z

Does that really work ?

yep.....or try running the hair dryer over it

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dont forget the tea towels n pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sort it out Kev, new shirts don't need ironing....you'll be ironing pillowcases next

I'm usually good at ironing but the new shirt is different material and a nightmare, I'll ask next door to show me on this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if you're really struggling, hang it up in the bathroom and have a hot bath or shower - the steam should take care of most of the creases. Z

Does that really work ?

Yup!!

But my lady wot does, does it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring it round, men pay me good money to do things that they can't!

And not sex, I'm a lady don't you know!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"Sort it out Kev, new shirts don't need ironing....you'll be ironing pillowcases next

I'm usually good at ironing but the new shirt is different material and a nightmare, I'll ask next door to show me on this one

aha - that old chestnut! used to be asking for a cup of sugar - nice one! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

she's lovely next Door she's here now doing it asking what I'm laughing at

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

So who's this couple then, I might want to 'do' em

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

Did your helper come do the ironing in the chuff? Well near chuff apart from high heels. Now that's the way a woman should iron!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

So who's this couple then, I might want to 'do' em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

Jezzz if shes that good maybe you should get hold of her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

Jezzz if shes that good maybe you should get hold of her!

She's nearly 70 and her Hubby is not to well, she's like a second Mum to me

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

Jezzz if shes that good maybe you should get hold of her!

Sounds good - but next door is 82 - bless! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

sorry- we must have been typing at the same time! Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I hell Iron my new friggin shirt

If you have had plenty of offers i have a couple need doing

I'd love to help you out Mate but it's done now and I got some home made Scones as well and there mine all mine

Jezzz if shes that good maybe you should get hold of her!

Sounds good - but next door is 82 - bless! Z"

Don't you live at 76?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Kev it's possible to half the time it takes to iron your shirts.

Put your shirt on and tuck it into your trousers then draw a line in black waterproof marker around your waist.

Only iron above the line! Hey presto! Shirt ironing in half the time

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"Kev it's possible to half the time it takes to iron your shirts.

Put your shirt on and tuck it into your trousers then draw a line in black waterproof marker around your waist.

Only iron above the line! Hey presto! Shirt ironing in half the time"

Good idea, or alternatively just do the front and leave your jacket on. Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a cook, laundress, housekeeper, lover and best mate all rolled into one

....and all I have to do to keep her sweet is provide "stud" services

For the record though, I can iron a shirt too

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