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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But this time pimp someone out

Pair yourself up in a mf/mmf/mfm/ff

or just go for the full on gangbang

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lady lick wants to meet a chick

So give her a chance and she will show you her magic trick

Using her fingers and toys

She will have you coming quicker then the boys

And leave you wetter then a oil slick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cougar and Harley*

Sitting in a tree

F, u, c, k, i, n, g

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

ladies of fab I ask you

line up in an orderly queue

I'll try to perform

And make you feel warm

This may take a redbull or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking cap is on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely ladies of Fab,

I have news to make you glad

A guy by the name of Scrummy

Is more than a little yummy

Meeting him will be the best you've ever had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lovely ladies of Fab,

I have news to make you glad

A guy by the name of Scrummy

Is more than a little yummy

Meeting him will be the best you've ever had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naughty boy called Taff

Snogged the girl next door for a laugh

A sensual hold

For a lady called bold.

And soapy sex with ladylick in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ms. Pandora likes the texture of flora

She likes to see PP'd pert bum and lots mora

She has a laugh with plenty in the forums Howi, scrum to name a few

She is writing this whilst on the loo

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Trying to be productive

What the hell can I rhyme with seductive..

Slightly more blisser

I've found one for kisser

... But you've stumped me this time babe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lovely ladies of Fab,

I have news to make you glad

A guy by the name of Scrummy

Is more than a little yummy

Meeting him will be the best you've ever had

There once was a girl Alabama

Who was good with her diction and grammar

But though she is supple

She's part of a couple

So Sexybrains never gonna slam 'er

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll be fucked if I can rhyme seductive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be fucked if I can rhyme seductive"
did you say.you.want a fuck..... Oh wait my.mistake

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By *antileveredCouple over a year ago

North London

Annie le Fanne was always a looker

But rarely the mood ever took her

'Til she signed up to Fabswingers

And met up with some mingers

And now she’s a regular fucker.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A horny old pervert called Granny

Drew a post box on top of her fanny

With every delivery

She got hot wet and slithery

She just wishes her post man was Kanye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lovely ladies of Fab,

I have news to make you glad

A guy by the name of Scrummy

Is more than a little yummy

Meeting him will be the best you've ever had

There once was a girl Alabama

Who was good with her diction and grammar

But though she is supple

She's part of a couple

So Sexybrains never gonna slam 'er"

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ooooo it's going again. Thinking cap on. I love the opening one Scrummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey where's MY limerick eh, EH?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My attempt on the last that was shocking but all these are really good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Northampton there's a Lady who Licks

She doesn't mind if it's pussies or dicks

She has a great bum

And will soon make you cum

So PM her pretty damn quick

(Just make sure you attach a face pic and behave like a gentleman..)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey where's MY limerick eh, EH?"

A Man called Sexybrain

Is on a campaign

He has a his big fat cock

And is fining it a stumbling block

But after sex he promises to crack open a bottle of champagne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some genius writing here. I'm shit at these.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there once was a profile called keenfucktographer,

he was indeed a wanderer,

far and wide did he travel,

just to find some fanny to unravel,

he was of course a wee sweet man,

especially while licking any hot fan-dan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to the OP,

have you managed to pop,

did you come alot,

or was it just man snot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stuck in the middle

Scrummy was in a pickle

While sucking on classy laydee's tits

Alabama fondles and licks

But why is it now he needs a piddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a profile called keenfucktographer,

he was indeed a wanderer,

far and wide did he travel,

just to find some fanny to unravel,

he was of course a wee sweet man,

especially while licking any hot fan-dan"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hott n horny was perving my profile,

she waited n waited it took her a while,

then she messaged me out of the blue,

she wanted me to cum in her shoe,

I said no chance in your mouth or fanny,

she messaged back..she'd prefer a tranny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man called sexybrain was sad

A limerick for him no-one had

He decided to wish

For a wonderful kiss

And make him a happier lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pandora wears pink

To make the boys wink

And play with their tink

She likes to tease

And aims to please

But ain't a big fan

Of the kink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

harem scarem was a delightful catch,

her boobs were tasty,

her complexion was pasty,

but all in all..she had a great snatch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hott n horny was perving my profile,

she waited n waited it took her a while,

then she messaged me out of the blue,

she wanted me to cum in her shoe,

I said no chance in your mouth or fanny,

she messaged back..she'd prefer a tranny"

That literally made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hott n horny was perving my profile,

she waited n waited it took her a while,

then she messaged me out of the blue,

she wanted me to cum in her shoe,

I said no chance in your mouth or fanny,

she messaged back..she'd prefer a tranny

That literally made me laugh out loud

I like making you laugh,

it makes my pants come aff,

I perv your pics a bit,

wishing I could suck a tit,

then I think of your vagina,

but that brings on my angina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"harem scarem was a delightful catch,

her boobs were tasty,

her complexion was pasty,

but all in all..she had a great snatch."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hott n horny was perving my profile,

she waited n waited it took her a while,

then she messaged me out of the blue,

she wanted me to cum in her shoe,

I said no chance in your mouth or fanny,

she messaged back..she'd prefer a tranny

That literally made me laugh out loud

I like making you laugh,

it makes my pants come aff,

I perv your pics a bit,

wishing I could suck a tit,

then I think of your vagina,

but that brings on my angina"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man called sexybrain was sad

A limerick for him no-one had

He decided to wish

For a wonderful kiss

And make him a happier lad

There once was a woman called Scarem

My complaints, she just couldn't bear 'em

So she wrote me a poem

And thought 'This'll show'im!'

And posted it next to her bare bum

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"In Northampton there's a Lady who Licks

She doesn't mind if it's pussies or dicks

She has a great bum

And will soon make you cum

So PM her pretty damn quick

(Just make sure you attach a face pic and behave like a gentleman..)"

Thank you

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There's this guy called Sexybrain

Who travelled to me by train

He looks like Right Said Fred

I bet he's good in bed

He seems quite clever

For a younger fella

And I can't wait to give him head.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

There is a man in Scotland

Let's call him KFG

He plays with lots of ladies

Several more than me

He seems to have a party trick

Perhaps because he's scotch

Licking ladies fannies

And feeling for his watch

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

TheTigs name is Dave

I've told him to behave

He's such a shorty

As well as so naughty

If I went to Worksop

I'm sure my knickers would drop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some genius writing here. I'm shit at these.

Naughty twosome couple from stoke

got excited while having a poke

pass my some toys

or get me more boys

she said as her glass dildo broke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard of a guy called keenfucktographer

He is keen on photography not sure about biography

He likes to fuck

And try his luck

I'm keen to have his pubes to pluck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alimark lives near a park

In the county of Durham

But doncha know about the lark

They have in the park in Durham dum dum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a girl called pandora

Who often is often floundered

She is hoping to over come this on her lil fab wander

She is a 36D cup

And loves her pup

And enjoys a nice big cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alimark lives near a park

In the county of Durham

But doncha know about the lark

They have in the park in Durham dum dum "
thank you

Prettytiedup38

is a girl never short of a date

the lady from Rhyl

will give you a thrill

if your Bi curious or if your straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a girl called pandora

Who often is often floundered

She is hoping to over come this on her lil fab wander

She is a 36D cup

And loves her pup

And enjoys a nice big cock

Meet me halfway

In a hotel we will stay

We will wine an dine

then sixty nine

Then I will fuck you any which way

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My name is _oxy_minx

I have a few kinks

And some hot wax would work wonders!

I wont mention paddles or floggers and clamps

But my god this lady needs more than to ponder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a girl named Raven

And men well boy did she crave them

With a glint in her eyes and lick of her lips

Man was it good head she gave them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a girl called pandora

Who often is often floundered

She is hoping to over come this on her lil fab wander

She is a 36D cup

And loves her pup

And enjoys a nice big cock

Meet me halfway

In a hotel we will stay

We will wine an dine

then sixty nine

Then I will fuck you any which way

Thanks scrum

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

This guy called Gongbong

With his body so strong

He's 5'11

He sent me to heaven

He tried his luck

Cos he wanted a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alimark lives near a park

In the county of Durham

But doncha know about the lark

They have in the park in Durham dum dum thank you

Prettytiedup38

is a girl never short of a date

the lady from Rhyl

will give you a thrill

if your Bi curious or if your straight"

Hahahaha brill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady lick is her name

Teasing Alabama is her game

With her sexy,lips

And suckable nips

1 meet with her and I'll never be the same!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SexyBrain and Scrummy

In my bed would be funny

Kissing on there lips

Sucking on my nips

A whole night of naughtiness...yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On the bed or on a chair

Suck my cock while I grab your hair

It will be a crime

If we don't do it one more time

So Alabama name the place and I will be their

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the bed or on a chair

Suck my cock while I grab your hair

It will be a crime

If we don't do it one more time

So Alabama name the place and I will be their

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Lady lick is her name

Teasing Alabama is her game

With her sexy,lips

And suckable nips

1 meet with her and I'll never be the same!

Love it SHA

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sweethome, Lick and Scrummy

The combination would be yummy

The girls in a 69

Scrummy wanking the whole time

A double blowie for him

His arse we shall rim

Until he could take it no more

He lay on the floor

Sweethome took her place

And Lick rode his face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweethome, Lick and Scrummy

The combination would be yummy

The girls in a 69

Scrummy wanking the whole time

A double blowie for him

His arse we shall rim

Until he could take it no more

He lay on the floor

Sweethome took her place

And Lick rode his face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sweethome, Lick and Scrummy

The combination would be yummy

The girls in a 69

Scrummy wanking the whole time

A double blowie for him

His arse we shall rim

Until he could take it no more

He lay on the floor

Sweethome took her place

And Lick rode his face.

Thats brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

theres a woman called pandora,

her pics are hot,

does she love me or not,

I shall have to wink her,

She should know am no tinker,

I'd certainly be licking her flora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"theres a woman called pandora,

her pics are hot,

does she love me or not,

I shall have to wink her,

She should know am no tinker,

I'd certainly be licking her flora"

thankyou

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Some genius writing here. I'm shit at these.

There was a naughty twosome,

Who wanted nothing gruesome,

I tended to agree,

Asked to make up a three,

And the result for all, was awesome

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I wanted to write for the crafter

Who called me a word and rhyme master,

Thanks very much,

Lets keep in touch,

And exchange some chats with laughter

For crafty, who wrote me one on last thread.,thankyou honey xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suzzy444,

looking at her pics more and more,

her legs spread wide and in my stride,

I'd take her on the floor.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Keenfucktographer wanted great pics

Of some pussy, filled with some dicks

Lens on the wrong way,

It was with some dismay,

That they looked like wormholes and small sticks

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suzi444 was at a startrek convention,

she went with the best intention,

trekkies moaned n moaned she wasn't 7of9,

but just in the nick of time,

jeri ryan turned up and they both got into a 69

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Sweet Alabama were a couple,

Who wanted to find someone fuckable,

Well i live down the lane,

Open your profile again,

And id see if i was in for, double trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sweet Alabama were a couple,

Who wanted to find someone fuckable,

Well i live down the lane,

Open your profile again,

And id see if i was in for, double trouble

Your good

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Jeri ryan would be a lucky man,

Love 69's when i can,

But the vulcan grip,

Might hurt a bit,

If i did it to his 'thang'

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sweet Alabama were a couple,

Who wanted to find someone fuckable,

Well i live down the lane,

Open your profile again,

And id see if i was in for, double trouble

Your good

Thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pandocative temptations,

I want in her kinky deviations,

fingering her pussy while licking her crack,

I know this limerick might get me a slap,

just because I've gave her the wrong name,

she likes the pussy fingering crack comment all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeri ryan would be a lucky man,

Love 69's when i can,

But the vulcan grip,

Might hurt a bit,

If i did it to his 'thang'

jeri ryan is a hot woman lololol,

I should know as I'm a star trek troll,

can you please learn how to google,

youre not just a pretty face so use yer noodle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keenfucktographer wanted great pics

Of some pussy, filled with some dicks

Lens on the wrong way,

It was with some dismay,

That they looked like wormholes and small sticks

Hehe

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr olovin man,

went for a tan,

when he came back,

his bum was black,

ya over did it man!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mr olovin man,

went for a tan,

when he came back,

his bum was black,

ya over did it man!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hott n horny back again for a limerick,

her nipples are stiff and needing a lick,

her pics make my heart tock tick,

with a pulsing performance on my hardening dick.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy"

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

"
thats great

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jeri ryan would be a lucky man,

Love 69's when i can,

But the vulcan grip,

Might hurt a bit,

If i did it to his 'thang'

jeri ryan is a hot woman lololol,

I should know as I'm a star trek troll,

can you please learn how to google,

youre not just a pretty face so use yer noodle!

Im not a star trek fan,

Of yoda though i am,

Of "do or do not"

I quote him alot

His awareness, id want in a man

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

thats great

xx you are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_uzy444 pretty in face and in mind,

a rather rare and spectacular find,

with a gaze that finds one within,

She is one I'd enjoy face sitting.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

She fondled and teased his shaft

With confidence she laughed

He looked in her eyes

Then parted her thighs

And said prepare to be boarded up aft

thats great

xx you are welcome x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hott n horny is trying to write a limerick,

she's got writers block and nothing will stick,

She mailed to say she really does suck,

thank fuck...

am in luck.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"_uzy444 pretty in face and in mind,

a rather rare and spectacular find,

with a gaze that finds one within,

She is one I'd enjoy face sitting."

The fuckographers trying his luck,

With flattery to get a great fuck,

I have got a mind,

I'm one of a kind

Id sit, while id give him a suck

And after the said position,

Id ask him his predisposition,

For doggie? on top?

Or spooning alot,

So he could fulfill his mission xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

while not being as fast as me,

as you can all see,

suzi44 has the flair to be fair,

her words are soothing and erotic,

its an interesting topic,

perhaps I am trying my luck in asking for a fuck,

Hang on a minute am dying for a pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hott n horny is trying to write a limerick,

she's got writers block and nothing will stick,

She mailed to say she really does suck,

thank fuck...

am in luck."

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

She fondled and teased his shaft

With confidence she laughed

He looked in her eyes

Then parted her thighs

And said prepare to be boarded up aft

thats great

xx you are welcome x"

She decided to climb on the top,

Where she could jiggle and grind amok

He became very vocal,

His language colloqial,

He shouted he liked it alot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh how I miss

The feel of a Woman's kiss

Lightly biting your lips

Before I move onto your nips

Someone of my friends list, Now that would be bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keen!!!!

keep it clean,

your chat is filthy,

am no milfy,

mailing me pics of your cock wont help,

in fact YOU will just get a skelp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keen!!!!

keep it clean,

your chat is filthy,

am no milfy,

mailing me pics of your cock wont help,

in fact YOU will just get a skelp."

am so embarrassed,

I thought you liked my dick,

sorry am a prick,

apologies heartfelt,

Thats me telt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keen!!!!

keep it clean,

your chat is filthy,

am no milfy,

mailing me pics of your cock wont help,

in fact YOU will just get a skelp.

am so embarrassed,

I thought you liked my dick,

sorry am a prick,

apologies heartfelt,

Thats me telt

It's not bad really

I'm just a bit shy

But I'd have to suck it and say bye

Before you get all feely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keen!!!!

keep it clean,

your chat is filthy,

am no milfy,

mailing me pics of your cock wont help,

in fact YOU will just get a skelp.

am so embarrassed,

I thought you liked my dick,

sorry am a prick,

apologies heartfelt,

Thats me telt

It's not bad really

I'm just a bit shy

But I'd have to suck it and say bye

Before you get all feely"

for your first try,

am taken aback,

your poetry does not lack,

credit yourself better in future,

am your number 1 smoocher,

and thats no lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My cock is aesthetically pleasing

It will have you wheezing

If its what your looking for

I have about four

If I send a pic I am just teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is aesthetically pleasing

It will have you wheezing

If its what your looking for

I have about four

If I send a pic I am just teasing"

when he means four he means inches,

but it could be 10 by four,

wide as the clyde,

your fanny spread wide,

might leave it sore,

for days upon days of labia winces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sweet Alabama were a couple,

Who wanted to find someone fuckable,

Well i live down the lane,

Open your profile again,

And id see if i was in for, double trouble

Lol love it xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

She fondled and teased his shaft

With confidence she laughed

He looked in her eyes

Then parted her thighs

And said prepare to be boarded up aft

thats great

xx you are welcome x

She decided to climb on the top,

Where she could jiggle and grind amok

He became very vocal,

His language colloqial,

He shouted he liked it alot

"
I like this .. Alot

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sweet Alabama were a couple,

Who wanted to find someone fuckable,

Well i live down the lane,

Open your profile again,

And id see if i was in for, double trouble

Lol love it xx "

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'd love to get that Suzy

For a day in a private jacuzzi

To tease and to play

And then have my way

And get her all juicy and oozy

Olovingman, was up to his tricks,

To get in sweet suzys knicks,

He suggested she oughta,

Get into the water,

Before kissing and teasing and licks,

But what oloving didnt know,

Was that she wanted to go,

Shes liked the bubbles,

And all his troubles,

And liked watching his shaft grow .

She fondled and teased his shaft

With confidence she laughed

He looked in her eyes

Then parted her thighs

And said prepare to be boarded up aft

thats great

xx you are welcome x

She decided to climb on the top,

Where she could jiggle and grind amok

He became very vocal,

His language colloqial,

He shouted he liked it alot

I like this .. Alot

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

In Alabama's sweet home

My fingers would love to roam

The girl I would spoil

Covering her in warm oil

Or body to body in foam

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In Alabama's sweet home

My fingers would love to roam

The girl I would spoil

Covering her in warm oil

Or body to body in foam"

And while she, contentedly sighed,

Id ask to blindfold her eyes,

So she couldnt see,

That it was me,

Licking and sucking between her thighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In Alabama's sweet home

My fingers would love to roam

The girl I would spoil

Covering her in warm oil

Or body to body in foam

And while she, contentedly sighed,

Id ask to blindfold her eyes,

So she couldnt see,

That it was me,

Licking and sucking between her thighs

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to be done by Suzy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to be done by Suzy

this is the alter-ego of suzy,

I am indeed a floozy,

I made up her profile,

adopted a feminine style,

so in suzy doing you,

it'll actually be me,

the results will be just as juicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Keenfucktographer so fast and quick

Taking photo's with a clickety click

He will have you in all sorts of positions and poses.

If that man ever fell in shit he would come up smelling of roses

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I want to be done by Suzy

this is the alter-ego of suzy,

I am indeed a floozy,

I made up her profile,

adopted a feminine style,

so in suzy doing you,

it'll actually be me,

the results will be just as juicy"

Hey get your own women....hehehe

Suzy was pondering about pandora

Wondering how she could adore her,

She gave me a clue

Said ' blindfolds and you'

My thoughts went instantly naughtier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sensual Suzy was her name

Writing limericks was her game

This lady we would love to meet

As she looks a tasty treat

Although it would be far from tame

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My hotlist is growing and so is my cock

They all look so hot

I kid you not

I want to hear them moaning

While I give them a boning

Sadly distance is my stumbling block

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I want to be done by Suzy

I hope you won't be choosy

Or try your best to lose me

Just lay back enjoy

As this old boy

Doubles up for you with suzy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I want to be done by Suzy

I hope you won't be choosy

Or try your best to lose me

Just lay back enjoy

As this old boy

Doubles up for you with suzy"

(Mr keen f is invited too)

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sensual Suzy was her name

Writing limericks was her game

This lady we would love to meet

As she looks a tasty treat

Although it would be far from tame"

If my profileto you both is likeable

And my pics you find right for u,

Sensuality my game,

Remember my name,

An invite would be delightful xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanted to write for the crafter

Who called me a word and rhyme master,

Thanks very much,

Lets keep in touch,

And exchange some chats with laughter

For crafty, who wrote me one on last thread.,thankyou honey xx"

Her name is Suzy444

About this lady I just want to know more.

Her use of words was so great to see full of thought and intelligence.

I hope there's a chance that at some point we get to dance.

And the lady the call Suzy444 by the end of the night I would love to be banging her on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there once was a man called crafty,

he entered a beauty pageant in surrey,

He walked on stage in a hurry,

his pants fell aff,

everyone started to laugh,

what a total dafty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a man called crafty,

he entered a beauty pageant in surrey,

He walked on stage in a hurry,

his pants fell aff,

everyone started to laugh,

what a total dafty!"

lmao thanks I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The was a young lady called Provocative Pandora.

Within the forums the men and women just could not ignore her.

With her bright pink shoes and open sexual views.

I know she is just going to get hotter

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I wanted to write for the crafter

Who called me a word and rhyme master,

Thanks very much,

Lets keep in touch,

And exchange some chats with laughter

For crafty, who wrote me one on last thread.,thankyou honey xx

Her name is Suzy444

About this lady I just want to know more.

Her use of words was so great to see full of thought and intelligence.

I hope there's a chance that at some point we get to dance.

And the lady the call Suzy444 by the end of the night I would love to be banging her on the floor

Id prefer a bed to the floor

So my back , knees and bum, dont get sore

A tease in a swing,

Could be my thing,

Or a stool, or the back of a door...

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By *ussyhussyCouple over a year ago

south west

There was a strong couple from Chew,

Who didn't know who to do.

He was quite fussy

But She was a Hussy

So for mmfm they picked two.

Tadaa...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"There was a strong couple from Chew,

Who didn't know who to do.

He was quite fussy

But She was a Hussy

So for mmfm they picked two.

Tadaa... "

excellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when crafty98's on the prowel

the ladies do scream and then howl

his heavenly bod

like some hot greek god

so show us whats under that towel

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"There was a strong couple from Chew,

Who didn't know who to do.

He was quite fussy

But She was a Hussy

So for mmfm they picked two.

Tadaa... "

A couple from chew, were great

Were looking for 'first rate'

I saw her pic

Wet my knickers a bit,

Then cried, when i read, she was straight

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to be done by Suzy

this is the alter-ego of suzy,

I am indeed a floozy,

I made up her profile,

adopted a feminine style,

so in suzy doing you,

it'll actually be me,

the results will be just as juicy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The was a young lady called Provocative Pandora.

Within the forums the men and women just could not ignore her.

With her bright pink shoes and open sexual views.

I know she is just going to get hotter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have been to V.A and also Townhouse

In both I was as quiet as a mouse

I Played in a Jacuzzi and took part in a threesome

I loved hearing the sounds as the Women cum

But now I want a meet at a hotel or someones house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to be done by Suzy

I hope you won't be choosy

Or try your best to lose me

Just lay back enjoy

As this old boy

Doubles up for you with suzy

(Mr keen f is invited too)"

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By *ussyhussyCouple over a year ago

south west

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By *ussyhussyCouple over a year ago

south west

Or this one .

For each other this couple seemed right

But the shagging was awfully tight

after some licking

His love wand was fitting

And then they were Fucking all night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanted to write for the crafter

Who called me a word and rhyme master,

Thanks very much,

Lets keep in touch,

And exchange some chats with laughter

For crafty, who wrote me one on last thread.,thankyou honey xx

Her name is Suzy444

About this lady I just want to know more.

Her use of words was so great to see full of thought and intelligence.

I hope there's a chance that at some point we get to dance.

And the lady the call Suzy444 by the end of the night I would love to be banging her on the floor

Id prefer a bed to the floor

So my back , knees and bum, dont get sore

A tease in a swing,

Could be my thing,

Or a stool, or the back of a door...

To meet Suzy would be just the trick and I'd love the just to have a good lick.

So to have and explore and to hear her moan I want more.

I would happily move from the floor to the bed and if I play my cards might I might even get head.

Of this I am sure I know I will want more with the lady call Suzy444

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I met a couple the other night

Their attitude to swinging is just right

She a beautiful chick

Who I can't wait to lick

He's a great guy

Who I can't wait to try

I'm sure we'll have lots of fun

And end up covered in cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will fuck you on the bed and on the floor

Then spread your legs and lick you some more

Ride me fast

And the sex will last

But that's just the beginning as there is so much more I want to explore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the above profile is useless,

the pics are distasteful and the rooms a mess,

the wording is garbage with sydney popping up,

your profile is more a belch than a hiccup,

improve these aspects I must greatly stress.

*as I'm typing I dont know who is above,its generic lol

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By *ussyhussyCouple over a year ago

south west

It's funny how some people can

Always make limericks scan

Try as i might

I just can't get it right

I think it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's funny how some people can

Always make limericks scan

Try as i might

I just can't get it right

I think it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can. "

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I met a couple the other night

Their attitude to swinging is just right

She a beautiful chick

Who I can't wait to lick

He's a great guy

Who I can't wait to try

I'm sure we'll have lots of fun

And end up covered in cum."

I missed out on meeting _ady lick,

When she came to suffolk for a bit,

I was really sad,

I Do wish i had,

Id like to have thought, wed have clicked

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

When you open those factory doors wide,

Id like to see whats inside,

Full of treats, sweets,

And a mind that meets

The wit that shows, outside?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I met a couple the other night

Their attitude to swinging is just right

She a beautiful chick

Who I can't wait to lick

He's a great guy

Who I can't wait to try

I'm sure we'll have lots of fun

And end up covered in cum.

I missed out on meeting _ady lick,

When she came to suffolk for a bit,

I was really sad,

I Do wish i had,

Id like to have thought, wed have clicked

Xx"

There is always another time

Don't worry it really was fine

Next time I'm about I'll give you a shout

And we'll share a bottle of wine

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would travel far and wide

To meet a sexy lady for a ride

Licking and rimming

But that's just the beginning

I will fuck you with gusto and leave you glowing with pride

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Lady lick, youre full of grace,

Aswell as being gorgeous in lace,

And whether we sup wine,

Or choose to dine

Ill be lucky to meet you, face to face.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

They flirt in the forms all the time

It's just harmless fun a victimless crime

He likes her She likes him back

He would like to fuck her and She would like to suck on his sack

But he's from Rotherham they cant all rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

They flirt in the forms all the time

It's just harmless fun a victimless crime

He likes her She likes him back

He would like to fuck her and She would like to suck on his sack

But he's from Rotherham they cant all rhyme

Thankyou Suzy for the rhyme and sticking up for me.

It was only said in jest

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

They flirt in the forms all the time

It's just harmless fun a victimless crime

He likes her She likes him back

He would like to fuck her and She would like to suck on his sack

But he's from Rotherham they cant all rhyme

Maybe someone should smile on their plight

And give them a lift one night

Well set up a camp,

By the light, of a lamp,

Let them meet and share mutual delight ...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

They flirt in the forms all the time

It's just harmless fun a victimless crime

He likes her She likes him back

He would like to fuck her and She would like to suck on his sack

But he's from Rotherham they cant all rhyme

Thankyou Suzy for the rhyme and sticking up for me.

It was only said in jest

Maybe it was said in jest,

In my heart, want for people the best

Sisters tight,

brothers unite

And sexual freedom with mutual respect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suzy is a writer

With whom I'd like an all nighter

It's not my intention to spank her

But I've heard she's a very good wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pandora, yes that's her new name

But by next week she'll have changed it again!

Who knows why she does that

She's a bit of a twat

But her beauty will always remain

To come in, just like that,And call someone a twat,

Really thats a bit of a bore,

Dont need it clean, just not mean,

You negative attention whore

I changed the timing, but its still rhyming

The rhythm just isnt the same,

But when one deserves it, you just got to swerve it,

And play better, the poetic game

So can you rise to it, or are you to lose it,

The one who wants to be mean,

Or will you play nice, be sugar and spice,

And get me to change it again?

They flirt in the forms all the time

It's just harmless fun a victimless crime

He likes her She likes him back

He would like to fuck her and She would like to suck on his sack

But he's from Rotherham they cant all rhyme

Thankyou Suzy for the rhyme and sticking up for me.

It was only said in jest

Maybe it was said in jest,

In my heart, want for people the best

Sisters tight,

brothers unite

And sexual freedom with mutual respect

Suzy your a poem pro

I love reading them

They make me turn to dough

Your a gorgeous gem

I'd love to get to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone do one for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I tip my hat to suzy the rhyming queen

All mine limericks have just been a smoke screen

I just say things off the cuff

Anything just to get a fuck

So there I've come clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone do one for me?"

Gentleman Ben was born

He has a thing for sweet corn

As well as always having the horn

He likes his cock rings

As well as wedding rings

He is a big softy

And possibly looks like lofty

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Suzy is a writer

With whom I'd like an all nighter

It's not my intention to spank her

But I've heard she's a very good wanker"

Id like to know who youve been talking too,

Oh how i wish the all nighter was true

You wouldnt be spanking,,

And i wouldnt be wanking,

But id do lots of other stuff with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a big girl called Miss Flame

the boys found her quite hard to tame

she then met the joker, on his cock he would choke her and then on her tits he came

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, im the rotherham breeder,

Im a very hardcore and dom bleeder,

Some find it quite shocking,

But i love wives in stockings,

Say hello, it would be nice to meet yer.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I tip my hat to suzy the rhyming queen

All mine limericks have just been a smoke screen

I just say things off the cuff

Anything just to get a fuck

So there I've come clean

Dont know why you are short of one,

With your mind and with that bum,

For your honesty,

And not decieving me

Your a guy that desrves some fun

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Suzy you've got me all wrong

It was meant to be in jest all along

I'm not a bell-end

She's really a friend

With hairy legs a bit like King Kong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone do one for me?"

GentlemanBen will fuck the ladies

and play with the Men

Also TV's now and then

They all like his cock

And he's been know to were a frock

So if you meet his preferences name the place time and when

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone do one for me?

Gentleman Ben was born

He has a thing for sweet corn

As well as always having the horn

He likes his cock rings

As well as wedding rings

He is a big softy

And possibly looks like lofty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone do one for me?

GentlemanBen will fuck the ladies

and play with the Men

Also TV's now and then

They all like his cock

And he's been know to were a frock

So if you meet his preferences name the place time and when

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a man called scummy

His pictures make him look yummy

I like his wet T-shirt pic

In which you can see his dick

And he sounds like he'd be quite funny

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hello, im the rotherham breeder,

Im a very hardcore and dom bleeder,

Some find it quite shocking,

But i love wives in stockings,

Say hello, it would be nice to meet yer."

I had to write for the breeder,

Whos desire in life is to seed her

Its really all lies,

The wives sterilized,

So not to spawn little bleeders

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can someone do one for me?"

Id like to write for the man called ben,

Whos on, seeking a sexy friend,

He likes guys and chicks,

But hell steal your knicks

So meet him without them, or lend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, im the rotherham breeder,

Im a very hardcore and dom bleeder,

Some find it quite shocking,

But i love wives in stockings,

Say hello, it would be nice to meet yer.

I had to write for the breeder,

Whos desire in life is to seed her

Its really all lies,

The wives sterilized,

So not to spawn little bleeders

If shes sterilised then that fine,

But id still like to make her all mine,

Say hello for some fun,

And ill fill her with some,

And show her a really good time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suzy you've got me all wrong

It was meant to be in jest all along

I'm not a bell-end

She's really a friend

With hairy legs a bit like King Kong"

they are right now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone do one for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady called Quimm

And I did all I could do to win

A steamy night of passion and kink

But sadly she didn't notice my wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Quimm

And I did all I could do to win

A steamy night of passion and kink

But sadly she didn't notice my wink"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Quimm

And I did all I could do to win

A steamy night of passion and kink

But sadly she didn't notice my wink

Thank you!"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a guy called Ben

Who liked fucking women and men

On the 21st bloke

His banjo string broke

And there was blood all over there rings

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There is this lass called HarleyQuimm

One night we met on a whim

I asked her to fart some glitter

From her pics she looked so much fitter

We listened to some punk rock

Then went out to find us some cock

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Someone do one for me?

Although harleys a bit young for me,

Shes sexy, fun, flirty and free

But enjoying her fun,

And watching her cum,

Id be a voyeur with glee

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

HarleyQuimm is a lovely young lass

Has men heading to Scarborough en masse

Those big sexy eyes

And the most ample thighs,

Nice tits and a bang tidy ass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As these limericks nears its end

I would highly recommend

Someone have sex with me

I don't charge a fee

Pfft, You would think one of the hot ladies would at least suck on bell end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is this lass called HarleyQuimm

One night we met on a whim

I asked her to fart some glitter

From her pics she looked so much fitter

We listened to some punk rock

Then went out to find us some cock

Oh I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone do one for me?

Although harleys a bit young for me,

Shes sexy, fun, flirty and free

But enjoying her fun,

And watching her cum,

Id be a voyeur with glee

thanks hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"HarleyQuimm is a lovely young lass

Has men heading to Scarborough en masse

Those big sexy eyes

And the most ample thighs,

Nice tits and a bang tidy ass!"

Oooh eeerr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its been a laugh and we had blast

It's over at last

Until the next time

When we will once again Rhyme

Fuck it I'm going to bed

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