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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've all been rejected, we understand it's cold sting...but what's the worst rejection you've had?
For me I asked a young woman if she wanted a drink
She responded "look mate, it's not me it's you... Your ugly"
I mean I know I'm ugly but.... Free drink!!! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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There's one I always tell my staff to use when hassled by idiots .
Say loud enough for his daft mates to hear ' Are you trying to get into my knickers '
the usual answer will be ' yes '
to which the reply is
' no thank you I already have one twat in there '
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in my then local pub ( many years ago) When a very attractive lady walked in and sat at the bar. My group of mates and I all noticed her and the usual testosterone fuel chat started amongst us.
It was quite a ropey boozer that rarely saw anyone but the regulars so this lady was the topic of conversation for the next hr as she sat alone nursing a drink, checking her watch and watching the door....stood up possibly.
My mate, brazen and tipsy, decided to make his move and play up to the lads.
" My face is leaving in 5 minutes love....I think you should be on it"
She calmly but clearly replied...
..."Why...is your nose bigger than your dick "  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was in my then local pub ( many years ago) When a very attractive lady walked in and sat at the bar. My group of mates and I all noticed her and the usual testosterone fuel chat started amongst us.
It was quite a ropey boozer that rarely saw anyone but the regulars so this lady was the topic of conversation for the next hr as she sat alone nursing a drink, checking her watch and watching the door....stood up possibly.
My mate, brazen and tipsy, decided to make his move and play up to the lads.
" My face is leaving in 5 minutes love....I think you should be on it"
She calmly but clearly replied...
..."Why...is your nose bigger than your dick " "
Touche. That's a good response lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Some years ago I was in a pub with 3 workmates whilst we were staying away on a job. The only single guy there got horny after half a bitter and started staring at a shapely blond sitting at the bar with 3 friends. Eventually as the bar filled up he built up the courage to go talk to her.
The rest of us knew he would fail but the beer had blinded him. He went up and said "Hello". He later told us she said in a firm quiet voice "I am glad you came over. You have been leering at me for nearly an hour like some fucking pervert. You are ugly, poorly dressed and appear to have an IQ around room temperature. Please go back to your seat, never speak to me again and stop looking at me."
We saw his face fall before a shocked look appeared on his face and he said in a loud voice. "£100 for a blow job!!! You have got to be fucking joking!!" He turned and walked back with a grin.  |
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