Click send message on the persons profile, type some words in the message box then send. Make sure the words make sense and are not just random words !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im new to the site what is the best way to message a woman

Brave fellow. I will absent myself."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morse code

lol that's the first thing I thought when I read the topic. how bizarre

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By *ony HardcockMan over a year ago

Shepperton

"Send about a dozen cock pics and say "ur fit wanna fuk""

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im new to the site what is the best way to message a woman "

Are you into bdsm?

If so message her and tell her your a glutton for punishment.

That might tickle her gigglebox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your best approach is to use tx speak... no need for grammar or spelling. Stick to no more than a sentence (don't want to waste your time or come across desperate ) Something crude is best... I like the post above about ruining them... don't forget cock photos... if you don't get a reply, send another. Then just copy and paste to every woman on here. Don't waste time reading their profile... and never send a face pic... ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy some cock snot up yer fart pipe" is a sure fire winner. Never fails with us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy some cock snot up yer fart pipe" is a sure fire winner. Never fails with us

OMG Brilliant never heard that before...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy some cock snot up yer fart pipe" is a sure fire winner. Never fails with us

OMG Brilliant never heard that before... "

You mean you never saw the original thread ? Classic

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

You biatch, wanna get ride the love totem until it explodes?

(funny enough, never had a reply back with that)

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By *tokeyash1991 OP Man over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

Lol all are very good lol will try some now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something along the lines of

Dear fellow swinger ive decided its time i insert my somewhat engorged man sausage into your lady garden , make sure you have the kettle on when i arrive.

P.s make sure the curtains are clean for me to wipe my dick on once ive broke your ass.

P.p.s make sure youve bleached the bog and there are no floaters

Kind regards

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By *etsaroundMan over a year ago

Valley's

Hum,

I would crawl a mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man that entered your vagina?

Works for me every time 60% of the time....

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"im new to the site what is the best way to message a woman "

If you think one type of message is suitable for all you're already on a hiding to nothing. Use the profile as a guide: it really isn't rocket science.

Good luck and welcome to the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im new to the site what is the best way to message a woman "

When you figure that out me and the other 99,036 fellas on fab would love to know too ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im new to the site what is the best way to message a woman "

Every woman's different, and with that, you need to figure out their cryptic passcode. Tried everything.

Good luck

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