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If You Want to Wave to Mrs ddc....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Look out for her on the front row of number 2 court if it's on the telly.

Sadly she'll be neither topless nor wearing her tennis dress, but she should be waving a big Union flag.

And don't, any of you men going, be offering her some cream on her strawberries...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet she will have an ace day. Who's playing on that court today ?

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

thats mean but can we offer ice cream instead on the stawberries and some loverly cream on the melons

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I bet she will have an ace day. Who's playing on that court today ? "

James Ward, plus a lot of other people with complicated names with lots of consonants

Just pray it stays dry, you don't want to hear her singing....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"thats mean but can we offer ice cream instead on the stawberries and some loverly cream on the melons "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thats mean but can we offer ice cream instead on the stawberries and some loverly cream on the melons

"

New balls please

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"thats mean but can we offer ice cream instead on the stawberries and some loverly cream on the melons

New balls please "

Oi! I'll have you know she (pretends she) quite likes mine. You know what they say:

Once you have ginger, you're never a whinger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What should we be waving at her ?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What should we be waving at her ? "

Whatever you think will best get her attention....

(Though admittedly I find chocolate works better than my todger.)

(Not that I let that stop me)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What should we be waving at her ?

Whatever you think will best get her attention....

(Though admittedly I find chocolate works better than my todger.)

(Not that I let that stop me)

"

I'll get my Crunchie out for her

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"thats mean but can we offer ice cream instead on the stawberries and some loverly cream on the melons "

I dug out a pic from last year of the last time someone offered her some cream.

If the ladies on here play their cards right, there may be another one of the men's semis for next week.....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Rain?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ha ha ha,

Saw her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rain?

"

wet t-shirt ?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Rain?

wet t-shirt ? "

Sadly not, I did tell her to flash her boobs so I could get a pic for here, but she's settled for waving a pair of little flags instead.

Bloody coward

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Anyone spotted her yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone spotted her yet?"

I've had the telly on but as I've been working too it's more listening to the commentary and looking up when it sounds juicy.

Sorry Mrs DDC - I forgot it was your day. I will keep my eyes peeled for the next 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not allowed to watch Wimbledon at work, it's a bloody cheek!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not allowed to watch Wimbledon at work, it's a bloody cheek! "

I really should ban it here.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Anyone spotted her yet?

I've had the telly on but as I've been working too it's more listening to the commentary and looking up when it sounds juicy.

Sorry Mrs DDC - I forgot it was your day. I will keep my eyes peeled for the next 10 minutes.

"

She's on court 2, so red button Berdych v Mahut, same side as umpire, to his left, front row, behind base-line judge, wearing blue top.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm not allowed to watch Wimbledon at work, it's a bloody cheek! "

But they allow you to flash ya bum, so swings n roundabouts I guess

(On here obvs, don't mean your sitting at your desk wafting your woowoo at all and sundry )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not allowed to watch Wimbledon at work, it's a bloody cheek!

But they allow you to flash ya bum, so swings n roundabouts I guess

(On here obvs, don't mean your sitting at your desk wafting your woowoo at all and sundry )"

I'd probably be cooler if I was, tis a bit sweaty in here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is she the lady in the blue spotted top and straw hat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell her to flash her boobs so we know which one she is

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Is she the lady in the blue spotted top and straw hat?"

No, no hat.

The baseline judge is currently sitting down, blue shirt white trousers. She is immediately behind him, her top is a darker blue. Blueish patterned skirt

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Tell her to flash her boobs so we know which one she is "

That's what I said!

She also.wasn't allowed to take in the giant Union Flag we bought for Olympics.

(I told her just to wear that )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I spotted her just

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope she's having a great day

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I spotted her just"

I managed to get a pic of her mum, but they haven't done a close-up of her yet.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I hope she's having a great day "

She is Tina, thanks

(And I'm getting two snore-free nights sleep!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking, I think I can see her from afar.

Zoom in camera!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm looking, I think I can see her from afar.

Zoom in camera!!"

That's the trouble! She's in every service shot, under the 'u' in Mahut, but it never gets closer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I've seen her from afar too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

have spotted hope she enjoys the rest of the day to

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Match point?

Oh buggar, I'm gonna have to tell her to streak after all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hope she got some good photos and some balls signed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That it for court 2 today?

I was enjoying staring at your missus from afar! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I spotted her just

I managed to get a pic of her mum, but they haven't done a close-up of her yet.

"

It's one heck of a way to out yourselves as swingers.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It's one heck of a way to out yourselves as swingers. "

Lol, I'll let you know if she manages ro get Johanna Konta's Fab-name

(But knowing my luck it'll just be the elderly line-judge)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

I have had the best of great days today, up close with the tennis pros, tight fitting tops, shorts, white pants galore, lots of bare flesh, nipples through tops....

Oh, yes, and some great tennis.

Thanks to James Ward, my newest crush and the rest on court 2.

Advantage who?

Mrs DDC

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have had the best of great days today, up close with the tennis pros, tight fitting tops, shorts, white pants galore, lots of bare flesh, nipples through tops....

Oh, yes, and some great tennis.

Thanks to James Ward, my newest crush and the rest on court 2.

Advantage who?

Mrs DDC"

I'm glad you had a good day.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have had the best of great days today, up close with the tennis pros, tight fitting tops, shorts, white pants galore, lots of bare flesh, nipples through tops....

Oh, yes, and some great tennis.

Thanks to James Ward, my newest crush and the rest on court 2.

Advantage who?

Mrs DDC

I'm glad you had a good day.

"

(Ask her if she got any good pics Lickety)

(He said, looking at the camera on the shelf beside him....)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have had the best of great days today, up close with the tennis pros, tight fitting tops, shorts, white pants galore, lots of bare flesh, nipples through tops....

Oh, yes, and some great tennis.

Thanks to James Ward, my newest crush and the rest on court 2.

Advantage who?

Mrs DDC

I'm glad you had a good day.

(Ask her if she got any good pics Lickety)

(He said, looking at the camera on the shelf beside him....)"

Grrrrrr!

Where's the two fingered emoji when you need it?

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Check out Daily Telegraph sports section, main photo of James Ward has me between him right arm and line judge!

A twist on the usual 'look at me' threads but wish I'd sucked my belly in.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"A twist on the usual 'look at me' threads but wish I'd sucked my belly in.

Mrs DDC

"

Ya shud've kept away from those M&S triple Belgian chocolate cookies

(Bring me one back )

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