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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a Man called scrummy
Some people found his arse rather yummy
He lived in the northwest
got turned on by big breasts
when excited his cock went right up to his tummy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a Man called scrummy
Some people found his arse rather yummy
He lived in the northwest
got turned on by big breasts
when excited his cock went right up to his tummy
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 I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be impressed if you do me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be impressed if you do me "
There was a young woman called Plaything
She liked sticking things up her tight ring
But one day she fell and screamed "fucking hell"
I can't think of a last line, someone finish it off for me please.....! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a walker called Taff
Who loved to giggle and laugh.
Went for a muddy mooch
With his pal the pooch
Then both needed a bath
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Kelly
Who's belly wobbled like a jelly
But this lovely.miss
Really knows how to kiss.......
I know its not great but o tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Kelly
Who's belly wobbled like a jelly
But this lovely.miss
Really knows how to kiss.......
I know its not great but o tried "
There was a young lady called Kelly
Who's belly wobbled like a jelly
But this lovely miss
Really knows how to kiss
And loves to watch porn on the tele....   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do one for me please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a girl called S
She likes meeting in a dress
But prefers being in something less
And hates being covered in mess
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a woman called innocent,
she certainly was magnificent
on a website forum.
she chatted with decorum
and they fell at her feet in a second
xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do one for me please "
Their was a lady call Miss innocent
Who's breasts were rather magnificent
She hails from reading
And is quiet proud of her bedding
But the last word you would call her is innocent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do one for me please "
There was a young woman from Reading
Who made quite a mess on her bedding
She thought "bloody hell" I don't like that smell
But fuck it, we're late for the wedding...
I'm sorry, I'll leave now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Miss Innocent
Who was told her boobs were quite large
She said they were just a mirage
And from Tina Titz they were lent.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a woman called innocent,
she certainly was magnificent
on a website forum.
she chatted with decorum
and they fell at her feet in a second
xx "
Love it Thank you xxx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"there was a woman called innocent,
she certainly was magnificent
on a website forum.
she chatted with decorum
and they fell at her feet in a second
xx
Love it Thank you xxx"
you're welcome xx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a man on today
who wanted to be cougar prey
he wanted inside her
she put her legs wider
and saw that her pubes were grey
so the man offered to shave her
she said yes,giving him a razor,
he liked her so smooth
and she started to move
and she rode him, and rode him, all day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be impressed if you do me "
There was a young woman - youngplaything
On the hunt for a lovely hung gay* king
She joined up on fabswingers
Found too many mingers
She deserves better, that far flung fey bling
*meaning HAPPY! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a man on today
who wanted to be cougar prey
he wanted inside her
she put her legs wider
and saw that her pubes were grey
so the man offered to shave her
she said yes,giving him a razor,
he liked her so smooth
and she started to move
and she rode him, and rode him, all day
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How the hell did you know what I did today??  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
There once was a wily old fox
Who liked pussy much better than cocks
So much did he like them
He fashioned his own one
And now he walks round with a box!
...I'll get my coat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady named amber
She always danced naked the samba
She once did the splits
And kissed her own tits
So all she does now is the mamba |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a man in a den,
a wily ole fox, with a pen
the ladies got wet,
and when asked, if they'd get,
hed answer, "not an if, it's a when...
hehe x |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"there was a man in a den,
a wily ole fox, with a pen
the ladies got wet,
and when asked, if they'd get,
hed answer, "not an if, it's a when...
hehe x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a woman called Red
A lady it has to be said
Until behind closed doors
She's an absolute whore
Who'll fill your pencil with lead
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a young lady called amber
and all the young lads wanted to have her,
she said not today,
im going away
to the place, where all the real men were
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a woman called Red
A lady it has to be said
Until behind closed doors
She's an absolute whore
Who'll fill your pencil with lead
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Give her my number!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a woman called Red
A lady it has to be said
Until behind closed doors
She's an absolute whore
Who'll fill your pencil with lead
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"There was a woman called Red
A lady it has to be said
Until behind closed doors
She's an absolute whore
Who'll fill your pencil with lead
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There once was a broad named RedHot,
Who promised she give me a slot,
I had a good wash
And felt really posh
But when she looked at my willy
All wrinkled and silly
She frowned and made off like a shot
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a woman called Red
A lady it has to be said
Until behind closed doors
She's an absolute whore
Who'll fill your pencil with lead
Give her my number! "
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a young lady from dublin
whos flaming red hair, passed her chin
the boys thought shes hot,
the bi girls, pouted a lot,
for they couldn't offer a thing
xx hope you didnt mind redhott x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a young lady from dublin
whos flaming red hair, passed her chin
the boys thought shes hot,
the bi girls, pouted a lot,
for they couldn't offer a thing
xx hope you didnt mind redhott x"
Ha love it thank you x |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"there was a young lady from dublin
whos flaming red hair, passed her chin
the boys thought shes hot,
the bi girls, pouted a lot,
for they couldn't offer a thing
xx hope you didnt mind redhott x
Ha love it thank you x"
youre welcome x |
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There was a young woman called LPP,
Who said 'I'm horny, come satisfy me',
Lick me, suck me, be a tease,
Make me gush right up to my knees... |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a man with a factory
who's cock had a certain trajectory
his body so hot,
that at 12 on the dot
he melted all the confectionery
xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do one for me please
Their was a lady call Miss innocent
Who's breasts were rather magnificent
She hails from reading
And is quiet proud of her bedding
But the last word you would call her is innocent
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Love it!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there was a man with a factory
who's cock had a certain trajectory
his body so hot,
that at 12 on the dot
he melted all the confectionery
xx
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a little pocket pervy
a lady so gorgeously curvy
on fab, every day
they swoon and theyd sway
just because she was so lurvely
xx |
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"there was a little pocket pervy
a lady so gorgeously curvy
on fab, every day
they swoon and theyd sway
just because she was so lurvely
xx"
Love it, thankyou |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"there was a little pocket pervy
a lady so gorgeously curvy
on fab, every day
they swoon and theyd sway
just because she was so lurvely
xx
Love it, thankyou "
youre welcome x |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a young woman pandora,
who for her one pic, men adored her,
with her little black socks
she turned balls into rocks
and made them cum like water
xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Their was a lady called suzy
Who liked to play in the Jacuzzi
She's five foot four
She will ride you on the floor
But please don't call her a floozy
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Their was a lady called suzy
Who liked to play in the Jacuzzi
She's five foot four
She will ride you on the floor
But please don't call her a floozy
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thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be impressed if you do me
There was a young woman called Plaything
She liked sticking things up her tight ring
But one day she fell and screamed "fucking hell"
Her arsehole had swallowed her G-string.
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Someone try mine lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can someone.do.mine pretty please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone.do.mine pretty please "
There was a young woman caller Kisser
Who liked having cock up her pisser
And when it went right she screamed "holy shite"
And nobody ever dared diss her....
I'm sorry lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a seductive kisser
A lady no one should miss her.
Her pictures are classy
She is always quite sassy
And its a pleasure to make her purr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone.do.mine pretty please
There was a young woman caller Kisser
Who liked having cock up her pisser
And when it went right she screamed "holy shite"
And nobody ever dared diss her....
I'm sorry lol "
tut cheeky devil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone.do.mine pretty please "
Her name was seductive kisser
don't look up or you will miss her
she was looking for day time fun
not up the bum
but it is OK to piss on her
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a seductive kisser
A lady no one should miss her.
Her pictures are classy
She is always quite sassy
And its a pleasure to make her purr
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ohhh I do like this one thank you x. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
a man called makenchi, liked heels
one woman thought he meant wheels
she rolled right around
till she was upside down
and he leaned down to give her a feel
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone.do.mine pretty please
Her name was seductive kisser
don't look up or you will miss her
she was looking for day time fun
not up the bum
but it is OK to piss on her
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oh no its not lol but thank you |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
there was a lady called seductive
whos photos were pretty productive
they made men masterbate
the earth, did it quake
and then the whole forum erupted
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were a couple called Alimark
who your best meeting after its dark
we are quite cuddly folk
but are up for a joke
so lets have a shag in the park |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
alimark are a couple, they swing
with nice people, they do sexy things.
you can tell from their pics
she got nice niks
wouldnt you like, to give them a 'ping'?
xx cheeky i know..couldnt resist, hope you dont mind xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CL was a woman with class
Who liked men to smack her round arse
a man with a bun
said lets have some fun
And play with your dildo of glass!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Pandora
Her box was neat
And ever so sweet
She's a lady I hope some day to meet |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
TheTIG is a man who i like
but he gives me a bit of a fright
for he might hurt me
spank, for being flirty
wouldnt be able, to sit down all night
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Classy is not trashy
Instead she is rather sassy
A lady who likes
to be wined and dined,
Before she's been 69'd
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a walker called Taff
With pictures he liked to faff
Took pictures out doors
To gain your applause
And had a willy just like a giraffe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Pandora
Her box was neat
And ever so sweet
She's a lady I hope some day to meet "
Hahaha!! I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"alimark are a couple, they swing
with nice people, they do sexy things.
you can tell from their pics
she got nice niks
wouldnt you like, to give them a 'ping'?
xx cheeky i know..couldnt resist, hope you dont mind xx "
not at all lol thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Classy is not trashy
Instead she is rather sassy
A lady who likes
to be wined and dined,
Before she's been 69'd
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a lady called seductive
whos photos were pretty productive
they made men masterbate
the earth, did it quake
and then the whole forum erupted
xx "
lol.thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was lady called Sam
Whose knickers would make a twang
With the right kind of stroke
the elastic broke
And they would hit the floor with a BANG !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a girl named Bold Girl
She likes to watch rugby
And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)
Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl named Bold Girl
She likes to watch rugby
And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)
Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day
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Love it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl named Bold Girl
She likes to watch rugby
And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)
Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day
Love it x"
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm loving these.
There was a young girl called Titz,
who swallowed and never spits,
about her lots of lads were keen,
but were worried about being seen,
but that was because they were gits.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there was a young lady called Tina
on the forums you've probably seen her
to cover her junk
you'll need lots of spunk
and to clean it up an extra large pashmina |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
There was a cracking couple called Alimark,
but Mr couldn't keep his pie eating dark,
they both have tons of fun,
though I've yet to see her dressed as a nun,
and I love how they treat life as a lark,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called bold
Whose body was a pleasure to hold
With her legs wide apart
She tried not to fart
And behaved like a very nice tart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Her name is Lady Lick
She liked to lick pussy and dick
She has offers from Men
But not enough from Women
So come on Ladies message this hot chick
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Great thread, you're all very imaginative.
Can't think at mo, have brain fog  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
There was a lady with brain fog,
so she went and sat on the bog,
she cleared her brain,
but blocked the drain,
but it was a huge log |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Their was a Swedish Man called Shag
Blue and Yellow is the colour of his flag
He has a hot six pack
And he will fuck you bareback
For god's sake will some milk this young stag
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called pretty
Who sometimes though things were a bit shitty
But one day she was tied up
Right up to her cunt
And that made pretty less shitty |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Her name is Lady Lick
She liked to lick pussy and dick
She has offers from Men
But not enough from Women
So come on Ladies message this hot chick
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love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an old tranny from frankfurt,
Who had a little willy and tits pert,
The tranny decided to get the chop,
And now she's post op,
Then traded some undies for a mini skirt |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
There is a young man called Scrum
Who all the ladies thought was rather yum
He has a big cock
That gets hard as rock
And they all want it up their bum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Bold,
She's a bit of a stunner I'm told.
Comes from the Emerald Isle
has the most cheeky smile.
I would so like to cuddle and hold
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a young man called Scrum
Who all the ladies thought was rather yum
He has a big cock
That gets hard as rock
And they all want it up their bum.
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Who are these ladies you speak of |
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There's a gorgeous lady called specs
Who's definitely up for some sex
They say blokes don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But I'd certainly pay my respects
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"There's a gorgeous lady called specs
Who's definitely up for some sex
They say blokes don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But I'd certainly pay my respects
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a lady Redhott
Who is always hot to trot
She loves to suck dick
Till it makes her sick
A good gag reflex she has not!
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There's a lovely brunette for Herne bay
With pix taken every which way
Queen of kiss fuck or pass
With a beautiful arse
And she can play and play all day |
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There once was a man called oloving
He definitely had that something
With his ass nice and bare
He'd needn't not care
If you came and gave it a whoopin.
First one be nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lovely brunette for Herne bay
With pix taken every which way
Queen of kiss fuck or pass
With a beautiful arse
And she can play and play all day"
anyone I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a young lady called Suzy
This lady was not a floozy
She like men with big strong thighs and lured them to bed with her sexy brown eyes.
A lady of full of words and rhymes that ignited the far reaches of your mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving this thread "
one night out while pushing a pram
I saw sexyspecs/superman
I thought id say hi
but they passed me bye
coz the girl in the pram was me mam |
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There once was a man called crafty98
Who happened to be a great date
Used the towel round his neck
To mopp up the sweat
That looking at him just creates.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man called olovingman.
Who loved laying on the beach getting a tan
Sure.he kisses once or twice
But never in a trice
And if he didn't already know....he has a few fans
Sorry but I tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man called crafty98
Who happened to be a great date
Used the towel round his neck
To mopp up the sweat
That looking at him just creates.
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Brilliant love it thanks.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There is a hot lady called Alabama
Who when naked Clarence want's to rama
Her dirty moaning
Will leave you groaning
She is one sexy mamma |
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There once was a man called scrumdiddlyumptious
Who was very very rambunctious
With his wet tshirt on in the shower
He could sing hour after hour
Crooning out those fantastic songs.
That was a tough one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This well traveled couple will have you in trouble.
The lady so sexy and sassy in her spec's which make her look very classy.
With her man by her side the fly through the forums not glide.
Full of fun and mischief and meeting with these two would have to be more than brief.. |
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The man called scrumdiddlyumtious
Put the bum into being quite bumptious
With a thick sturdy cock
It wont come as a shock
The ladies all think he's right scrumptious |
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The guy who calls himself crafty
Has a pad that's certainly not draughty
With a towel barely covering
A cock girls love smothering
With lube they get jiggy and shafty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The man called scrumdiddlyumtious
Put the bum into being quite bumptious
With a thick sturdy cock
It wont come as a shock
The ladies all think he's right scrumptious"
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The fabber called erectjim
I'm keeping my eye on him
One way or another
He's after my mother
But she's way way way way way way. .. Way too old for him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Her name is pourhoneypot
And my change of meeting her is a long shot
She has big beautiful breasts
Which could give you a cardiac arrest
All of her pics are just so dam hot
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"There once was a man called oloving
He definitely had that something
With his ass nice and bare
He'd needn't not care
If you came and gave it a whoopin.
First one be nice "
yay.. Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here is the tale of peach and ess,
They're both obsessed with pussy and dick,
One day they gave fabswingers a click,
On meets they are horny, perverted and wild,
Dont be mistaken and think they are mild,
Be assured that you'll leave in a hot sticky mess!
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
There once was a guy called Thing Two
Who gets us all in a stew
He's got a great set of pics
I'd love him to suck on my tits.
I know I'm not very good at this no need to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now when I look
At lady flick,
Amazing things happen
With a throbbing dick,
She may be a lady
But I'd lick to flick... |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
There was this lass called Highheels.
I bet she looks good when she looks good when she kneels.
She's my girlie crush
She makes me blush
I want her so bad I could squeals |
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A middle-aged swinger named Miles
Was adept at a number of styles
He could lick, he could spank
Or just sit there and wank
And be sure to leave ladies with smiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called bold
Whose body was a pleasure to hold
With her legs wide apart
She tried not to fart
And behaved like a very nice tart"
Lol. Brilliant!
Thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Bold,
She's a bit of a stunner I'm told.
Comes from the Emerald Isle
has the most cheeky smile.
I would so like to cuddle and hold
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Thanks Taff. Love it! x |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I'm a lady called Lick
Who could spend ages sucking a dick.
But I want that to be replaced
With a sexy lady to sit on my face.
I think I'll stop now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is cheeky chappie
a nice smile just makes me so happy
So big and so hard
its nearly a yard
now take it u bitch
slap slappy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a lady called Lick,
Her forte is sucking big dicks,
She has all the men running,
And the ladies cumming,
With that tongue that loves a good lick.
(Poor attempt, but I tried!
) |
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There once was a lady named Bold
Whose lady bits kept out the cold
But a steaming erection
Would cause heat convection
And render her too hot to hold |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"There once was a lady called Lick,
Her forte is sucking big dicks,
She has all the men running,
And the ladies cumming,
With that tongue that loves a good lick.
(Poor attempt, but I tried!
)"
x |
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Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a guy called pops
He loves his toe socks
He has a beard so long
That is just so wrong
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a guy called pops
He loves his toe socks
He has a beard so long
That is just so wrong
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You can piss right off missy! If only you knew what the beard is capable to do.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a guy called pops
He loves his toe socks
He has a beard so long
That is just so wrong
You can piss right off missy! If only you knew what the beard is capable to do.
"
Give me a red rash! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies? "
Theres a woman named NotForSofties
She wasn't keen on lofties
She liked her men clean
She treated them mean
But she had plenty of time for the hotties. |
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"Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies?
Theres a woman named NotForSofties
She wasn't keen on lofties
She liked her men clean
She treated them mean
But she had plenty of time for the hotties."
Haha love it! Thank you I couldn't think of anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a girl called Pandora.
Nothing else you can do to but adore her.
Has hair like Frankie.
But stuck with boobs like a guy called Andy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a guy
Howard is his name
He has a lovely bum
and loves pics of cum
And shoots it in his rum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a girl called Pandora.
Nothing else you can do to but adore her.
Has hair like Frankie.
But stuck with boobs like a guy called Andy.
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Hahah! |
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There once was a couple called smoothies
Who liked having sex watching porn movies
But they made better noise
And like playing with toys
Especially after work on the Tuesdays  |
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There's a hard nut near Heathrow called not for
finding victims to give her what for
turning up in black cabs
Whisk her off to abfabs
A lot for the reason she's got for
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A warnings been issued to our local shipping
A large dorsal fin near the beach has been flipping
The coastguard said hark
We think it's a shark
I think it's ****** skinny dipping |
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"I know a guy
Howard is his name
He has a lovely bum
and loves pics of cum
And shoots it in his rum
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Errr...that's...errr...different! |
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Pandora and her sweet furry box
Joined Fab to get her some cocks
But it was all just a scheme
To meet the man of her dreams
Howi and his funky old socks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man called gongbong
Who's cock was incredibly long
With tremendous wide girth
It feels like giving birth
If you think size doesn't matter... You're wrong!
Or
There once was a man called gongbong
Who while having sex sang a song
"Can you feel me yet?
It's as big as it gets"
No one ever called me King Dong!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a couple called smoothies
Who liked having sex watching porn movies
But they made better noise
And like playing with toys
Especially after work on the Tuesdays "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know a guy
Howard is his name
He has a lovely bum
and loves pics of cum
And shoots it in his rum
Errr...that's...errr...different! "
It's all I could think of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pandora and her sweet furry box
Joined Fab to get her some cocks
But it was all just a scheme
To meet the man of her dreams
Howi and his funky old socks!"
HAHAHAHA |
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By *uckMan
over a year ago
Scunthorpe DN15 |
I am a tantric masseur called Puck
My touch makes the ladies I meet buck
With my deft fingers only
I would tickle their Yoni
Til they cry, do please suck Puck then fuck. With any luck! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Their was this place called the Fab Forum
Where some people had no decorum
They all wanted a fuck
The guys tried their luck
And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!
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"Their was this place called the Fab Forum
Where some people had no decorum
They all wanted a fuck
The guys tried their luck
And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!
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Do one for me please $-
Miss Innocent here's a Limerick for you
but i'm already stuck at line two.... |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
There is a couple called Jess and Jay
Who reside in a place called MK
They like the odd club
And visit the hub
They certainly enjoy their play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their was this place called the Fab Forum
Where some people had no decorum
They all wanted a fuck
The guys tried their luck
And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!
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Haha |
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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago
harlow |
There's this couple called P and R
They met whilst fixing a car
He asked her do you like Chinese?
Her answer was oh God yes please
Now several years later here they are! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a Mare called Frisky,
Who had a penchant for whiskey,
The liquor makes her snigger,
All I have to do is figure,
How to ride her and dig her..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their was this place called the Fab Forum
Where some people had no decorum
They all wanted a fuck
The guys tried their luck
And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!
"
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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago
harlow |
"Do me do me do me "
I met with the girl next door
I was hoping she'd be a true whore
She hitched up her dress
You can guess the rest
And now I'm begging for more!
(No offence meant by whore - it just rhymes lol) xxx |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
There once a large lady called Sea
In Midlands chat she would be
but in came the wankers for charm that's a tanker so off to the forums she'd flee |
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"There was a Mare called Frisky,
Who had a penchant for whiskey,
The liquor makes her snigger,
All I have to do is figure,
How to ride her and dig her..? "
Haha, bourbon honey, bourbon!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a woman called KallieJ,
She was a real go-er some say,
Her bum is a wonder,
Yearing for plunder, I wonder?
Alas, I can but ponder. |
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A thread appeared really quite handy
To find the girls who were randy
A new phone app
Measures their thigh gap
And checks if they're only bandy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent |
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Just perved hot and horny
And I don't want to sound too corny
Her delectable body
Would please any squaddie
And the result would be quite porny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent "
Hot n horny love sex in all its glory
Hot likes Hornys bot
Horny likes hots cock
In her frilly frock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just perved hot and horny
And I don't want to sound too corny
Her delectable body
Would please any squaddie
And the result would be quite porny"
Haha love it |
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Provocative Pandora
Could I write a verse just for her
I could if I think
Or just get the wink
From Dora the aura explorer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent "
I tried a couple I'm no.good but had a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And then there was Shikhar,
A wordsmith bizarre,
In batty-ridahs, he covorts,
In order to court,
But denim , it seems, falls short.  |
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"Do me do me do me
I met with the girl next door
I was hoping she'd be a true whore
She hitched up her dress
You can guess the rest
And now I'm begging for more!
(No offence meant by whore - it just rhymes lol) xxx"
I genuinely just laughed really loud! |
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The handsome man called shikhar
Went to a sex club as a licker
It was fancy dress
So just to impress
He went as a tart ..not a vicar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you perv hot and horny
They may seem just corny
Her boobs all hang out
And she looks like a trout
And that is the end of the story
It's a bloody good job I can take the piss out of myself I did warn you my poetic skills were non existent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brilliant some of these.
I'm going go and get my thinking cap on.... |
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That naughty girl next door
Took her clothes off and lay on the floor
She took all the boys
And all of their toys
And the filthy girl still wanted more |
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Watch Lady in the day
As her hips swing and sway
She's got nothing to prove
With her body so smooth
As Eric morecombe said
Wayheyhey
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She decrees, Breakfast Can Wait!,
As she slurps her protein shake,
How I hunger for smoked kipper,
But first I must dip her,
Only then, breakfast she'll make. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Provocative Pandora
Could I write a verse just for her
I could if I think
Or just get the wink
From Dora the aura explorer"
thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She decrees, Breakfast Can Wait!,
As she slurps her protein shake,
How I hunger for smoked kipper,
But first I must dip her,
Only then, breakfast she'll make. "
thankyou |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
This beautiful chick called Pandora
All the guys seemed to adore her
I wish it was me
Over her knee
Before she allowed me to explore her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This beautiful chick called Pandora
All the guys seemed to adore her
I wish it was me
Over her knee
Before she allowed me to explore her.
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brilliant _ady lick! Now get over my knee |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"This beautiful chick called Pandora
All the guys seemed to adore her
I wish it was me
Over her knee
Before she allowed me to explore her.
brilliant _ady lick! Now get over my knee "
Perhaps you should add Northampton to your tour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy on here called shikhar
Seems to have a mind filling repertoire
His remit is plain and simple
His bum seems to have a dimple
For him I would unwrap my peignoir
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pandora and lick
Had boxes to tick
Sitting on lady's face
her juices flowed
TheTiG shot his load
And all involved had boxes ticked |
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samantha is a naughty girl
shes submissive and shes bi
she looks so sweet in stockinged feet
and heels so very high.
yes samantha is a naughty girl
although she looks so sweet
she likes to suck and tease a guy
whilst kneeling at his feet .
samantha is a bad girl
she loves both cock and cum
she likes to be a total slut
and takes it up her bum .
she dresses nice to please you
she'll be your little whore
she'll milk your cock and balls till dry
you'll be drained but still want more .
so come and see this willing slut
cos men she loves to please
she just a little cocksucker
and such a little tease.
slap her arse till nice and red
make her squirm and whimper
pull her silky panties down
and push your cock deep in her.
make her moan and make her groan
and treat her like a whore
and when your done just walk away
and leave her wanting more .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pandora and lick
Had boxes to tick
Sitting on lady's face
her juices flowed
TheTiG shot his load
And all involved had boxes ticked "
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Pandora and lick
Had boxes to tick
Sitting on lady's face
her juices flowed
TheTiG shot his load
And all involved had boxes ticked "
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pandora and lick
Had boxes to tick
Sitting on lady's face
her juices flowed
TheTiG shot his load
And all involved had boxes ticked "
Hahaha brilliant too! I'm thinking of one now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pandora and lick took turns to sit on scrummys dick
Bouncing up and down like it was a pogo stick
With one on his face
It left little space
So TIG before you shot your load
I better move quick
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pandora and lick took turns to sit on scrummys dick
Bouncing up and down like it was a pogo stick
With one on his face
It left little space
So TIG before you shot your load
I better move quick
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here is a quickie
Lady lick is a fine chick
She likes pussy and dick
She has lovely long legs that go on forever
They should be wrapped around pandora to make her feel better
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Here is a quickie
Lady lick is a fine chick
She likes pussy and dick
She has lovely long legs that go on forever
They should be wrapped around pandora to make her feel better
"
Love it |
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