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10 Very British ways to cope with the heatwave
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1.. If someone says "Oh, you've caught the sun", go immediately to A&E
2.. Unleash your bedroom fan and decide whether to set it to "Hot breeze" or "Warm hurricane"
3.. Ask your bank for a small loan to buy a 99 with a flake
4.. Carry a waterproof jacket at all times as it will definitely rain at some point. Also useful to cover up topless man in supermarket
5.. Replace duvet with thin sheet and spend the night kickboxing it into a small ball.
6.. Turn pillow over repeatably in the night as if harvesting enough energy to power a small mill.
7.. Do not attempt a linen shirt at work in case you spontaneously dissolve into a puddle of sweat or self-consciousness.
8.. Say it's a bit too hot as often as possible.
9.. Wear shorts, thus forcing everyone to rush indoors in disgust at the sight of your legs. Your sacrifice cold save lives.
10.. What ever happen, keep drinking tea. Who knows what will happen if you stop
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"It's warm! Thankfully I've got air con in the house and an ice machine! 
The washing drying pretty quick outside tho lol"
Just seen a 60+ man running at the side of the Thames in a bright pair of orange speedo's no top on does that count.
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