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If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire
(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)
Mr ddc |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire
(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)
Mr ddc"
might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with.... 
that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)  |
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"We had a bit of rain that lasted about 15 seconds then sunny again "
So very short, a bit of an anti-climax, hardly worth the build-up and ultimately not very satisfying.
Yep, sounds like sex with me
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I'm at my daughter's sports day.... And there was the lbrightest flash of lightening and loudest clap of thunder and all the kids have gone in scared lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire
(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)
Mr ddc
might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with....
that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!) "
Why did this make me excited.  Must be because I'm Welsh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)
Mr ddc"
No. And neither are those rubber strips people used to hang from the back of their cars. If the lightening can get from the clouds to your car, it can make the few inches to the ground.
And in any case, your car is the safest place to be, as it forms a faraday cage |
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might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with....
that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!) "
You use a wellie for protection instead of a condom?
Bloody show-off, I KNEW it was true what they said about you having a humongous knob!
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"Sorry, whose about to start moving their furniture?  "
Come now, what did they tell you it was back when you were little?
Next you'll be trying to tell me rain isn't Mary crying because she saw that bad thing I did.... |
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Mr ddc
No. And neither are those rubber strips people used to hang from the back of their cars. If the lightening can get from the clouds to your car, it can make the few inches to the ground.
And in any case, your car is the safest place to be, as it forms a faraday cage"
Buggar, Mrs ddc has the car. I have a laundry basket, it looks a bit like a cage?
Not sure it would take two people though
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"that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)
Why did this make me excited. Must be because I'm Welsh. "
You mean the Welsh have even trained the sheep to go on top now?
What's that, the Kama S-ewe-tra?
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"that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)
Why did this make me excited. Must be because I'm Welsh.
You mean the Welsh have even trained the sheep to go on top now?
What's that, the Kama S-ewe-tra?
(Sorry )"
We shag em ewe eat them |
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