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Phrases that rub you up the wrong way

By *urvymama OP Woman over a year ago

Doncaster

Mine is "can I ask you something?" I always think technically haven't you just asked me something, oh yes you have so just ask the damn question your wanted to ask in the first damn place!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Discuss.

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Believe you me , it doesn't make sense

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

End of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When someone says its " totally unique " its either unique or it isnt !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Americanisms such as 'period', 'you do the math' (without the 's' on the end) and when products on the UK market use American spelling (I first got wound up when I bought a Gameboy Color as a kiddie)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'I'm not being racist, but'

That really winds me up, as it's often the prelude to something racist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not rocket science." No, it isn't.

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By *iscomanMan over a year ago

Solihull

What are you doing at this precise moment in time?

Wasting my time prat!!!!!!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

""It's not rocket science." No, it isn't."

Rocket science is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'trust me'....

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"'I'm not being racist, but'

That really winds me up, as it's often the prelude to something racist."

hey... some of my best friends happen to be white... however.....

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

New and Improved... It cannot be both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my sons says 'can i ask you something' every time he wants to ask you something lol. I think school trained him to not keep butting in with questions or summat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just hate it when someone calls you duck wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speak to the hand gets on my tit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quality over quantity

Not here to shag the whole site

Only here for the social side

Not meeting

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

101per cent

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By *eltintomysmileMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"lets touchbase" no fuckers touching my base lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back in the day.

What's that all about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muuuuuuum

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

I don't bite ...unless you want me to..

Hate it. Hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take your word for it" really winds me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't bite ...unless you want me to..

Hate it. Hate it"

I was about to post the very same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello trouble - where did that expression come from? For some reason I can't abide it.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

A black hole is a mathematically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such a strong gravitational pull that no particle or electromagnetic radiation can escape from it. The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass can deform spacetime to form a black hole. The boundary of the region from which no escape is possible is called the event horizon. Although crossing the event horizon has enormous effect on the fate of the object crossing it, it appears to have no locally detectable features. In many ways a black hole acts like an ideal black body, as it reflects no light.Moreover, quantum field theory in curved spacetime predicts that event horizons emit Hawking radiation, with the same spectrum as a black body of a temperature inversely proportional to its mass. This temperature is on the order of billionths of a kelvin for black holes of stellar mass, making it essentially impossible to observe.

Hate it when people say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't bite ...unless you want me to..

Hate it. Hate it"

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A black hole is a mathematically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such a strong gravitational pull that no particle or electromagnetic radiation can escape from it. The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass can deform spacetime to form a black hole. The boundary of the region from which no escape is possible is called the event horizon. Although crossing the event horizon has enormous effect on the fate of the object crossing it, it appears to have no locally detectable features. In many ways a black hole acts like an ideal black body, as it reflects no light.Moreover, quantum field theory in curved spacetime predicts that event horizons emit Hawking radiation, with the same spectrum as a black body of a temperature inversely proportional to its mass. This temperature is on the order of billionths of a kelvin for black holes of stellar mass, making it essentially impossible to observe.

Hate it when people say that

Me too. Why oh why do these people keep on insisting on repeating it over and over again??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wow my new fave thread lol.

I hate it when I get asked 'wanna fuck' erm well yea but seriously bad pick up line , not even a hello LOL

Another....

'il pay you to watch me on skyle' erm no thanks I earn money decent way and I ain't trashy

Another....

'bareback' haha you kidding? You ever heard of STDs

Another....

'can you deepthroat' erm nope lol

Another....

'what you wearing' FUCKING CLOTHES YOU MORON

'let me ring you for phonesex' no thanks, I prefer real sex

'i am a dom, but have lil experience' errrm well you ain't a fucking dom moron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Muuuuuuum"

Daaaaaad can I have

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

My Mum always says "you won't get there any faster!" at drivers who bomb past us at 90 mph....

Yes Mum. They will. A lot fecking faster

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

'Going forward' meaning in the future sorry going forward is a direction 'the England scrum is going forward'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your loss usually in response to declining a meet. How is it their loss, they didn't want to meet you ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Muuuuuuum

Daaaaaad can I have "

No ask ur mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a customer is asked what he would like and replies "can I get a xxxxxxxx"

I want to say "no you can't get it, that's his job".

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By *urvymama OP Woman over a year ago

Doncaster

Yea "what are you wearing" is another classic

just had it now oh I'm a single mum and it's nearly time for the school run so of course I'm wearing stockings corset and a pair of frenchies get real I'm wearing average everyday clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Mum always says "you won't get there any faster!" at drivers who bomb past us at 90 mph....

Yes Mum. They will. A lot fecking faster

That's my mum hate being in a car with her she drives painfully slow developing huge qs behind her except at roundabouts witch she wizzes round in four gear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know who you are"'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you squirt?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oh wow my new fave thread lol.

I hate it when I get asked 'wanna fuck' erm well yea but seriously bad pick up line , not even a hello LOL

Another....

'il pay you to watch me on skyle' erm no thanks I earn money decent way and I ain't trashy

Another....

'bareback' haha you kidding? You ever heard of STDs

Another....

'can you deepthroat' erm nope lol

Another....

'what you wearing' FUCKING CLOTHES YOU MORON

'let me ring you for phonesex' no thanks, I prefer real sex

'i am a dom, but have lil experience' errrm well you ain't a fucking dom moron

:D"

made me chuckle

anything with babe..babes. baby when referring to me..im 43, you are either younger than me..in which case..wtf?? or older than me and you should know better...it like being patted on the head and kept in my place..err no thanks..im a grown woman..and i dont like being kept anywhere...

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By *layfull pairingCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

Well no its not....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quality over quantity

Not here to shag the whole site

Only here for the social side

Not meeting

This^ what some people are doing on a swinging site beats me sometimes. But live and let live.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate it when people say that

Personally I love it.......knickers off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's not rocket science." No, it isn't.

Rocket science is."

I wonder, what do rocket scientists use as a similar phrase?

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By *callycatMan over a year ago

Mid Wales

....'driving up'....usually used by politicians when talking about the performance and standards of other people. And of course 'driving down' eg the cost of benefits to the disabled.

Whatever happened to raising or lowering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quality over quantity

Not here to shag the whole site

Only here for the social side

Not meeting

This^ what some people are doing on a swinging site beats me sometimes. But live and let live.

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

(User no longer on site) that annoys me something rotten

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By *r Man.Man over a year ago

London

"Speak to the hand gets on my tit."

Even the phrase

'gets on my tits'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any sentence that starts with Actually... as you know it'll probably be condecending lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yea "what are you wearing" is another classic

just had it now oh I'm a single mum and it's nearly time for the school run so of course I'm wearing stockings corset and a pair of frenchies get real I'm wearing average everyday clothes"

This really rubs me up the wrong way too ...

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

coffee over my keyboard moment

bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your loss usually in response to declining a meet. How is it their loss, they didn't want to meet you ?!"

That's a huge huge one of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"coffee over my keyboard moment

bullshit

I have done that a couple times along with it out my nose. Not pretty

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

he he he he he : unless you are under the age of eight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yea "what are you wearing" is another classic

just had it now oh I'm a single mum and it's nearly time for the school run so of course I'm wearing stockings corset and a pair of frenchies get real I'm wearing average everyday clothes"

This one annoys me too. I'm wearing clothes ffs!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's not rocket science." No, it isn't.

Rocket science is.

I wonder, what do rocket scientists use as a similar phrase?"

Its not quantum physics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giving a dubious opinion then saying FACT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Effort in = results out what a load of bollox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he he he he he : unless you are under the age of eight"

Yes! I cringe when someone writes this on a message,along with mmmmmmm.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"he he he he he : unless you are under the age of eight

Yes! I cringe when someone writes this on a message,along with mmmmmmm."

yes, that's another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you into , it says on my profile what I think about that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get me started!

"can I get...... "

No, no, NO! come back when you can ask politely in English.

May I have..... Please.

It's not difficult

Half the reason I can't stand queuing, to hear some prat saying can I get....

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

My grandson says "Shall I tell you why?" often...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Effort in = results out what a load of bollox

I used to get B for effort and AA for attainment at all my school subjects except PE.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Each to their own

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am frightened I break them in reference to slimmer ladies...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No offence but...

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

'No funky I don't want sex with you'

Really pisses me off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you going anywhere nice for your holidays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am frightened I break them in reference to slimmer ladies..."

The bags of bones you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"any sentence that starts with Actually... as you know it'll probably be condecending lol"

Actually, it is "condescending."

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"I am frightened I break them in reference to slimmer ladies...

The bags of bones you mean "

yup, them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saying A-SAP!!!

Either tell me u want it as soon as possible or say a.s.a.p

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

those in the vanilla world asking me what ive been upto....

lolol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DFS sale"

Do they ever not have a sale

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By *ll 4 herCouple over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

"Are you going anywhere nice for your holidays."

In a similar vain....

Sat in the gate at the airport, the announcement "we would like to pre-board the passengers in rows ...." Well what does that mean? you get on the plane before you get on?

or as you get off the same plane "Check around your seat for any personal belongings" What as oppose to public belongings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know what I mean . but they haven't even finished telling you what there saying. Or do you get me doe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you please, is another one I've been hearing a lot of lately

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"New and Improved... It cannot be both."

The Samsung Galaxy Ace 4 is not an improvement on the Ace 3

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

More of a written grammatical thing than a phrase that drives me insane, but when folk write "of" when they mean have eg: I should of stuck in at school. (Just write should have or should've).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the end of the day....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any random spelling of the word 'honey'

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Any random spelling of the word 'honey'"

Like miele or mielo or mel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any random spelling of the word 'honey'

Like miele or mielo or mel?

No.

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"At the end of the day....

Is it that time already , seems earlier without that extra second

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Don't get me started!

"can I get...... "

No, no, NO! come back when you can ask politely in English.

May I have..... Please.

It's not difficult

Half the reason I can't stand queuing, to hear some prat saying can I get.... "
have to agree "can I get "

Me "yes you can they are over there "

Blank look from customer

Me " oh you mean may I have "

" well yes I do " hesitates " er er may I have '

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Going forwards..."

As if people can move backwards or sideways in time.

It's just dumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here....

What are you looking for? (read profile!)

What are you up to?

"Here's my number ring me" on 1st message

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

My bad....what on earth is that all about???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Typing wtf after making a statement in a forum post

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Hate it when people say that

Me too. Why oh why do these people keep on insisting on repeating it over and over again??

Hey, it's not rocket science.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Anyone who starts a sentence with: 'Hey, listen!...' - 'gets my goat every time anyone uses that phrase.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quality over quantity

Not here to shag the whole site

Only here for the social side

Not meeting

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Almost exactly

It can't be both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Semi permanent, how the fuck can something be semi permanent? its either permanent or not,

And lunch I fucking hate the word lunch, up north its dinner breakfast dinner and tea, what bugs me even more is when people use it wrong, if your having lunch then its breakfast lunch and dinner, not breakfast lunch at tea, really pisses me off

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Semi permanent, how the fuck can something be semi permanent? its either permanent or not,

Fancy a fish supper

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Hello trouble - where did that expression come from? For some reason I can't abide it. "

I get called this in work....whenever I walk into someone else's office 'uh oh here comes trouble' or 'what do you want trouble?' I am a good girl so I don't know why they would call me that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'm not being racist, but'

That really winds me up, as it's often the prelude to something racist."

Everything before the 'but' is bullshit.

Pre-planning winds me up. Its planning.

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By *r Man.Man over a year ago

London

You know that 'thing'

Can someone explain to me what is a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And s/he was like....y'know

Any management office speak

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

It's got to be a Liverpool thing but I hear and it makes my toes curl 'can you borrow me a *insert random object*'

No I can give or lend you but that's my limit

'She borrowed me her shoes for Saturday night' arghhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Each to their own, fucking hate it hate it hate it! grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here....

What are you looking for? (read profile!)

What are you up to?

"Here's my number ring me" on 1st message

"
I agree with you. Can't they think of anything to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Sweetest tasting pussy' and 'treat her with respect and you will be rewarded' always grind my gears!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! and 'you know what they say' and well, they do say!' Who are 'they'? And what gives them the qualification to say stuff??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mis phrases like "I could care less"

The phrase is "I couldn't care less." thus signifying that you don't care at all

If you could care less it means you do care even if it's just a little bit.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

[Removed by poster at 02/07/15 07:34:04]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My bad....what on earth is that all about???"

that and 'bae' (a word that appeared literally from nowhere a year or so back) really get my back up!

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By *r Man.Man over a year ago

London

Pictures don't do you justice,

So your actually saying, that the lady isn't photogenic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone play "management-speak bingo" in meetings?

Pick out the phrases you expect to hear, "blue sky thinking", " going forward"...you know what phrases you expect to here in your places of work by your grinning suits. Then, in collusion with the other players, work out a signal phrase when you win. But the phrase has to be as ridiculous as said management speak.

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By *ediceTV/TS over a year ago

Wrexham

"I'm not being funny, but..."

Fukkin right yer not, yer having a whinge again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Wrong hole " gets on my nerves lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously...

when used regarding something which is an opinion not a fact, just to suggest that nobody should ever disagree. Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever!!" and then they think they've won the argument.

"I say it how it is!" Just a phrase to justify being a cunt.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"I say it how it is!" Just a phrase to justify being a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone play "management-speak bingo" in meetings?

We call it bullshit bingo.

Win-win which relates they get their own way twice, in my experience.

"I need every bodies input!" which translates that your idea will be ignored, if its any good, it will be implemented at least 6 months later, whilst you're on holiday.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I think - personally - .... etc

If you're talking about yourself, it's already personalised. Everytime I hear the word 'personally' it's inevitably already a duplicated redundant addition to the sentence.

Most of the things in this thread are also dire.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Mis phrases like "I could care less"

The phrase is "I couldn't care less." thus signifying that you don't care at all

If you could care less it means you do care even if it's just a little bit."

Americans are particularly bad at this, almost always getting it wrong.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

'The likes of' - For some reason sports pundits (mostly), like to add 'The likes of' before mentioning someones name.

EG.

You need to look out for the big players in this competition, the likes of your Messi's and Ronaldo's.

Its just fucking wrong, there in one Messi and (currently) one Ronaldo.

Say the paragraph again but without the bullshit 'The likes of'.

Its fucking gets me everytime, right in the fucking japseye

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Just saying - Well thats fucking obvious, you need to remind us that you have just expressed an opinion, we can still read it/remember it

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

No offence but ..... - No this is not some kind of playground cree for saying whatever you like next and because of your little disclaimer you think it's ok.

Well let me tell you, it fucking aint

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Look - This word gets thrown in now before an answer when a lot of sports men and women get asked a question.

For eg.

Micheal Clarke, how do you think the new additions to Englands team will do this Ashes serious?

Ahhh look blah de blah.

Just give your answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When someone starts a sentance with 'I'm not being funny but...'

Totally pointless as you already know they're gonna start being funny with you. Plus there's NOTHING funny about it...so double the bollocks really !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Literally

"OMG... I was so embarassed... I literally died".

and don't get me started on LIKE

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

'to die for'.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'can I get..' is my current pet hate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm guilty of a fair few of these!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm guilty of a fair few of these!

I am going to start using some, now that I know it annoys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Giving a dubious opinion then saying FACT!"

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Suited and booted" gets my goat for some reason.

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By *lanwoodMan over a year ago

Alton

Enjoy. The next waiter that says that to me will get it! GGGRRR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I see comments saying a guy wants to 'slide it in' to a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not three bad.

Oh ha bloody ha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Mum always says "you won't get there any faster!" at drivers who bomb past us at 90 mph....

Yes Mum. They will. A lot fecking faster

Did a prove a point with a young work mate while travelling from Birmingham to Hoddesdon daily over 2 weeks... 1st week was speed limits and caution 2nd was max power and lunatic ... 2nd week was avg 7 min quicker except one day was hour slower due to traffic jam... only thing faster about it really was fuel consumption it doubled...

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By *oo hotCouple over a year ago

North West

'Where are you from?'

'Your English is very good'

Normal response is...

"Yes my English is good, so is my Maths, I am a clever girl and I can count to ten already."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""DFS sale"

Do they ever not have a sale "

DFS =

Doesn't Finish Sale..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Giving a dubious opinion then saying FACT!

96.3% of purplef haired men that arnt here on looking for sex agree!!! FACT

Haha

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"It won't hurt if you just relax....take deep breaths"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I give a shout out....really? Whatever happened to can I say a few hellos to some people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When someone starts a sentance with 'I'm not being funny but...'

Totally pointless as you already know they're gonna start being funny with you. Plus there's NOTHING funny about it...so double the bollocks really !

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By *hechairman18Man over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Usually,American's, who need to go to the "restroom." or take a "comfort break", when it's a TOILET, they need.

It's ok for Eddie Murphy, to call someone a "motherfucker", but TOILET, seems a no no word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"101per cent

Really annoying...

Also ads using percentage to mislead you into thinking something is good , usually beauty products, when it's 79% of 127 people agree... meaning it's not that many and who's the 0.33% ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the end of the day....... all sayings are meaningless when used out of context

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giving it 110%. Apart from it being a physical impossibility you cant give anything that much focus. Besides all the background processing (breathing, blinking, bladder control etc) are you giving your job 100% while you sleep? While you are having a crap, while you are distracted and fantasising about a cracking set of legs....realistically you will be lucky to give any task 40%

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

We work with a woman who says "pacifically" all the time, it's unbearable, we've dropped all sorts of SP-prefix words in such as special, spatial, spiral etc and then when it comes to SPE-bloody-CIFIC here we go again, "pacifically"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright Bruv...No we are not related so no I'm not alright..

Innit... grrrrr don't get me started

Innit Bruv....Holy fing christ...

And relax

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

"Giving a dubious opinion then saying FACT!"

This

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I don't let silly thing like that bother me lifes to short for daft hang up like that....by the way call me son and I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat but that normal isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't let silly thing like that bother me lifes to short for daft hang up like that....by the way call me son and I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat but that normal isn't it

Alright son, calm down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone calling me "pal", its a sure sign that they intend to try to start a fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bubbly, always followed by 'bbw'.

Slim girls can't be bubbly for some reason

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By *lligator3Man over a year ago

Dundee

I'm sorry but....

Usually they are never sorry and can't wait to spit it out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people say MOVING FORWARD after a shitty email or bollocking

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By *lligator3Man over a year ago

Dundee

"Giving it 110%. Apart from it being a physical impossibility you cant give anything that much focus. Besides all the background processing (breathing, blinking, bladder control etc) are you giving your job 100% while you sleep? While you are having a crap, while you are distracted and fantasising about a cracking set of legs....realistically you will be lucky to give any task 40%"

I just about made my peace with the 110% but then the mathematically challenged out there felt that even that wasn't enough and the put in even more effort a million%'s worth...how do they do it?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finishing off with erm so yeah when they have nothing else to say

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By *iceguy 1966Man over a year ago

in pa postcode

Jog on.

I hate that phrase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't get me started!

"can I get...... "

No, no, NO! come back when you can ask politely in English.

May I have..... Please.

It's not difficult

Half the reason I can't stand queuing, to hear some prat saying can I get.... "

I usually reply to this with "I don't know, can you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Literally

"OMG... I was so embarassed... I literally died".

and don't get me started on LIKE"

Inappropriate use of literally is my bug bear. That and overuse of 'lol'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not you it's me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cringe inducing proliferation of the media and politician's coining of "sexing up", all and tedious sundry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At the end of the day....

Boils my piss aswell what does it mean..to me it means it's bed time so be quite and go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cringe inducing proliferation of the media and politician's coining of "sexing up", all and tedious sundry. "

That reminded me, my boss asked me to "sex up" a pie chart a little while ago. I've barely stopped cringing since.

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By *appyguy17Man over a year ago

walthamstow

I hate people who i don't know saying to me "all right geeze" or "all right fella"......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate people who i don't know saying to me "all right geeze" or "all right fella"......"

They are just trying to be nice and friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's not you it's me"

I once had a woman say "it's not me it's you... Your ugly" to me when I asked if I could buy her a drink...

I may well be ugly but... Free drink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nasty some people are really up themselves, ive been knocked back by some horrors but then by some lovely ladies who know how to do it without being such bitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couples who say in a superior way they are "choosy" and have "standards" implying us that enjoy meets don't have standards.

Then you see they have been on the site for well over a year and had one veri by cam. They are not choosy they are just plain not part of the scene!

And breath!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will now in a minute .....

nick and the kids say it all the time

Another one is not being funny but

You just know they are

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're stunning" fucks me off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finishing off with erm so yeah when they have nothing else to say "

"Soo..err yeah" is actually code for

"I've finished taking but it seems like you're so vacant you've not noticed so I'm going to politely nudge you so you know it's your turn to respond cause I'm too British to say 'oi you ignorant twatbag are you listening' "

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By *urvymama OP Woman over a year ago

Doncaster

Hi hate being called babe/baby by complete frigging strangers too!

I need the sone don't call me baby by Madison Avenue as my theme song I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Mum always says "you won't get there any faster!" at drivers who bomb past us at 90 mph....

Yes Mum. They will. A lot fecking faster

Haha brilliant mine says that 2 if only she would learn to drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work hard play harder"

Don't know why but that really winds me up and I roll my eyes every time I see it on a profile (Mainly on dating sites not here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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