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over a year ago
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Hanna-Barbera took the decision to export the popular 1960's cartoon 'The Flintstones' to the middle east.
Reactions were mixed.
Viewers in Bahrain don't like it, but those in Abu Dhabi do |
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Two monkeys are in the bath
One says 'Oooh ooh aahh ahh eee eee'
And the other says 'Well put some cold in then'
Bill and Ben are in Bed.
Bill says 'Flob alob alob'
and Ben says 'If you love me you'd swallow' |
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"Two snowmen chatting.
One says "can you smell carrots"?
Taxi.......
Did the taxi arrive on time?....lol"
Taxi arriving on time? That's a joke all on its own...... |
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What do you call a man with a pig on his head..... Hammed
What do you call a man with a pig and a cow on his head..... Muhammed
What do you call a man with a pigand a cow on his head and a vibrator up his ass..... Sheik Muhammed
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Guy goes to a fancy dress party in his boxers, a girls asks him what he's supposed to be, he replies with premature ejaculation, she looks puzzled, to which he adds... I've just come in me pants!!
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"What do you call a man with a pig on his head..... Hammed
What do you call a man with a pig and a cow on his head..... Muhammed
What do you call a man with a pigand a cow on his head and a vibrator up his ass..... Sheik Muhammed
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A man fucking a pig...Ramaham
A man fucking a sheep...Ramalamb
Or the guy stuck in a jar.....Ramdin |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ...... sold his soul to Santa.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
i'll get me coat!!! |
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Englishman, irishman and a scot are accused of burglary and are found guilty.
In the courthouse the judge says due to new sentencing laws you are allowed one vice for your time inside.
Englishman says I want a lifetime supply of hookers, the scot says I want a lifetime supply of whisky, the irishman says I want a lifetime supply of cigarettes.
They all get locked away and their vices provided.
Years later new evidence comes to court so the judge goes to visitors each man.
The Englishmans shagged himself to death.
The scots drank himself to death.
The irishmans sat in his cell surrounded by cartons of cigarettes, looks up and says
Got a light? |
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"What do you call a man with a pig on his head..... Hammed
What do you call a man with a pig and a cow on his head..... Muhammed
What do you call a man with a pigand a cow on his head and a vibrator up his ass..... Sheik Muhammed
A man fucking a pig...Ramaham
A man fucking a sheep...Ramalamb
Or the guy stuck in a jar.....Ramdin "
A man fucking a sheep and his wife walks in : Ramalambadingdong
Ah, memories of Gene Wilder in Woody Allen's film. |
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