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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farted on a meet? If so was it silent …..or did you drop a ripper???  "
Ermmmmmm yes and thats all im gonna say on the matter... 
I is a lady dont ya know   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going back to the OP's original question..
My friend Allen (a Mackem, so we will let him off) met a lass in a Brum hotel for a night of passion.
They went out shortly after meeting up and had a nice night with a few beers and a curry.
Now Allen loves his Vindaloos, "the hotta tha betta" he would say.. and he didn't hold back this night, that's for sure.
End of the evening sees them back at the hotel, quite inebriated and horny.. they retire for the night, shag the night away, she's brought lots of toys and they have a great time.
11:00am the next morning.. "HOUSEKEEPING!!", they are both startled awake by an old lady coming in to their room.
His bed-partner bolts for the bathroom with the sheet, leaving Allen stark bollock naked on the bed.
Now most Housekeeping ladies have seen this all before, a fat Mackem wanker, bleary eyed with his cock out.. who hasn't for that matter?
What poor Allen hadn't realised was that the bed was still strewn with all his ladyfriends sex toys, including a massive black dildo.. things have now gone form bad to worse..
The pièce de résistance was the fact that Allen was covered in his own shite from the waste down and so were most of the sheets.. the Vindaloo had decided to escape in the middle of the night..
He never did say what happened next, but needless to say.. he's never seen the lass again nor returned to that hotel in Brum! hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never done it myself but two "ladies" have farted on me while riding me in cowgirl position
Nooooooooooo i hope they didn't follow through!  "
No, one just said "ooops, hark at me" and just carried on, the other one just smiled and said "sorry" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it can happen (just a little one) and it is usually a sign that I am really enjoying and totally relaxed. Hate it if it does happen tho but not something you can control at that point in the game. |
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