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Most intelligent forum members?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Having noticed a handful of names mentioned on another thread in relation to this question, I thought this might be different from the usual 'hottest/sexiest/biggest boobs' topics.

Who in your opinion, do you find to be a noticeably intelligent person on here? Personally, I often find blackspice to be well grounded but sharp in some of his _iews.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me of course

Miss tress , she is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexybrain. End of.

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

Think I know which thread you mean

Fabio, wasp hunter and Harley Quimm spring to mind for various reasons there are others but those are 1st that spring to mind

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

I'm fairly confident in my intelligence

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

is there a scratches head emoticon or whatever they are called..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ligeia and _iew strike me as intelligent people

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Having noticed a handful of names mentioned on another thread in relation to this question, I thought this might be different from the usual 'hottest/sexiest/biggest boobs' topics.

Who in your opinion, do you find to be a noticeably intelligent person on here? Personally, I often find blackspice to be well grounded but sharp in some of his _iews."

Well I gotta be up there near the top I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one really, a lot of people like to think they're above average intelligence when google is at hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one really, a lot of people like to think they're above average intelligence when google is at hand "

Is it not intelligent to use google though?

I'm perceived as some sort of IT whizz in the office yet I just use google, the same resource which is available to everybody. It actually gets annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Pooch . I am as daft as a brush !!!!

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Intelligence is highly overrated. Surely better to live in ignorant bliss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence. "

Being able to emote well can give off an impression of intelligence too when none is there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone who isn't in the clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence. "

I disagree the intelligent person can post something controversial but do it in way so as not to offend.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

No idea i just perv their pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence. "

That's actually a rather intelligent observation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence.

I disagree the intelligent person can post something controversial but do it in way so as not to offend."

And therefore not be perceived as an idiot.....i, on the other hand, am a blethering idiot who presses the post button too soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon GCHQ have the most intelligence on Fab, passed on/shared with the 5 eyes partners of course.

Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are some who are intelligent but who don't seem to understand humour on the the forums & take everything so seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think its more about being perceived to be reasonable on these forums than intelligence.

Someone may be extremely intelligent, yet post a controversial post and be perceived to be an idiot.

Sometimes I think the ability to be a rationale un-emotive person is more important than intelligence.

I disagree the intelligent person can post something controversial but do it in way so as not to offend."

They can, but the point I am making is that regardless of someone's intelligence levels if they state something controversial they get referred to an idiot.

You are quite right though, there is an art to wording something which doesn't cause hell on these forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think black spice as well. Fabio.

Sophiesslut, love what they have to say a lot of the time.

Some other people that don't have such memorable names, might remember later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

The clique being what it is (you know, the one the same few people will turn up and claim doesn't exist every time someone mentions the clique?), will ensure that the most intelligent former will be among them, or at least, they'll claim it and back each other up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon GCHQ have the most intelligence on Fab, passed on/shared with the 5 eyes partners of course.

Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?"

Doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There may be some intelligent people on here who are constipated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon GCHQ have the most intelligence on Fab, passed on/shared with the 5 eyes partners of course.

Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?"

You can if you want to. Intelligence is pretty subjective though.

I appreciate people with experience of life who don't talk shit and can discuss things without being dicks, as well as those knowledge of how things work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?"

What do you define as the difference?

Personally, I say it comes down to knowledge and wisdom/intelligence.

Knowledge is what you know, intelligence is how you use it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't find anyone in particular who stands out as being noticeably intelligent.

What I do see are different skill sets, some who can argue their point well and put foward a reasonable case.

However these are not always the people I will agree with.

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Fabio I think his name is stands out to me.

Always well thought out intelligent posts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't even spell it let alone own it!!!

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Just username searched and I was right, _abio.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And yet your reply misses the entire point of the thread..... How funny

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Some of us are quite aware of our intelligence without having to be validated, whether by friends or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lickety splits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here, you can spend longer writing your response. In a face to face situation, your _iew may change. How do you rate intelligence? It's difficult to do.

There are many on here that are witty, sharp, funny, measured when needed and logical.

A few that stand out to me are View, Fabio, Scarlet Seduction, Scarletstars and Femme. Plus a few more but they know my thoughts as they're on my friends list.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

the most intelligent members on fab totally are the fecking ones that can and do actually read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooh just realised sexy bum seems intelligent.

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Oh, flik and Paul are often the voice of reason especially on threads beginning to heat up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On here, you can spend longer writing your response. In a face to face situation, your _iew may change. How do you rate intelligence? It's difficult to do."

The difference between prolonged, deep insight and fast, on the spot accuracy.

"the most intelligent members on fab totally are the fecking ones that can and do actually read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it IS very hot today, phew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anna Anon is very good at putting her point across.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

also the guy who hardly posts but i think he's called taoist?

and the guy who gets into discussions with sexy bum, idk his name but he's fair young.

and that guy who started off a really intelligent conversation in the forums months ago and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about so started having a go at him like he was thick but really they didn't understand him, i advised him to find a better forums to discuss intelligent stuff on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me its sexy_bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Thick as.... I am. That's what I was told at school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

Some of us are at least intelligent enough to use the reply and quote button so others know who we are responding to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thick as.... I am. That's what I was told at school

Which means nothing! School success really isn't the ultimate measure of intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In what way are we meant to valuate intelligence ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabio has my vote, no one else seems to have much apart from sawdust in their skulls most the time !

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

As often as not though, those who have been named as amongst the notably more intelligent on here, and I agree with the nominations btw, don't necessarily spend a long time, but make their contributions and depart.

No need to spend all day at the desk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

You have my vote (I hide my intellect behind a pair of tits)

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Polymath with IQ of 167 here......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

Some of us are at least intelligent enough to use the reply and quote button so others know who we are responding to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see I'd agree to an extent, but not everyone's got the time to sit here all day arguing the toss over something that ultimately doesn't matter.

I'd much rather get to the point quickly and crudely than waste my time sitting at a desk

No need to spend all day at the desk."

Fair enough. I've never really noticed a standout candidate, but I don't spend much time on this forum.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

"Some of us are at least intelligent enough to use the reply and quote button so others know who we are responding to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

View

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Thick as.... I am. That's what I was told at school

funny enough that what I was told as well...

i think what we are almost talking about here are two things... being academically smart... and being street smart..

my sister was always way more naturally academically smarter then me.... for me it was something I had to work at... and the thing that drove me was proving people wrong

street smarts was always what i was better at... the basic common sense scale and learning and taking in and having a hunger for information and how that makes me better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr ddc definitely.

Find his comments far more intelligent than most on here.

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Anna Anon is very good at putting her point across."
Of course, how could I forget.

While we've had our differences of opinion I think highly of Annas due to the way she puts them across.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The most intelligent are those who show their tits and arse and take the piss.

Wasting leisure time attempting to change the mindset and conventional wisdom of a bunch of people on an internet chat room seems to be more egotistical than intelligent.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

View

Soxy

FemmeFatale

Granny crumpet for us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

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Minxie left months ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most intelligent are those who show their tits and arse and take the piss.

Wasting leisure time attempting to change the mindset and conventional wisdom of a bunch of people on an internet chat room seems to be more egotistical than intelligent."

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

Minxie left months ago

bwahahahahaha!

Bless her, I miss that gal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?

What do you define as the difference?

Personally, I say it comes down to knowledge and wisdom/intelligence.

Knowledge is what you know, intelligence is how you use it."

I'd say intellect is what you have, intelligence is how well you use it.

Even a village idiot has some knowledge. As exemplified in this feeble joke :

Tourist driving down through Devon approaches a ford and seeing the village idiot, asks him how deep it is likely to be.

4" says the Village Idiot.

Five minutes later as the driver gets out of his stalled and saturated car, stuck in 4ft of water, he turns on the village idiot, "i thought you said it was only 4" deep, you ****"

"Arr well", said the Village Idiot "it only comes half way up the ducks."

That last part is knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

ahem..... don't forget us average people ~ we're always being missed out!

Never see a thread about who has the most average tits n arse on fabs / who likes average size bodies / height....

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most intelligent are those who show their tits and arse and take the piss.

Wasting leisure time attempting to change the mindset and conventional wisdom of a bunch of people on an internet chat room seems to be more egotistical than intelligent."

Completely agree with this. I find a lot to be condescending rather than intelligent & witty comments seem to go right over their heads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most intelligent are those who show their tits and arse and take the piss.

Wasting leisure time attempting to change the mindset and conventional wisdom of a bunch of people on an internet chat room seems to be more egotistical than intelligent."

Them's the ones who ain't here for the sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

ahem..... don't forget us average people ~ we're always being missed out!

Never see a thread about who has the most average tits n arse on fabs / who likes average size bodies / height....

You know I was just thinking that....w should create one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!"

*spits on hand and holds it out*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Are we making any distinction between intellect and intelligence?

What do you define as the difference?

Personally, I say it comes down to knowledge and wisdom/intelligence.

Knowledge is what you know, intelligence is how you use it.

I'd say intellect is what you have, intelligence is how well you use it.

Even a village idiot has some knowledge. As exemplified in this feeble joke :

Tourist driving down through Devon approaches a ford and seeing the village idiot, asks him how deep it is likely to be.

4" says the Village Idiot.

Five minutes later as the driver gets out of his stalled and saturated car, stuck in 4ft of water, he turns on the village idiot, "i thought you said it was only 4" deep, you ****"

"Arr well", said the Village Idiot "it only comes half way up the ducks."

That last part is knowledge. "

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

ahem..... don't forget us average people ~ we're always being missed out!

Never see a thread about who has the most average tits n arse on fabs / who likes average size bodies / height....

A very valid point. Here's to the much maligned and almost invisible 'normals'. With their averege genetalia and moderate points of _iew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

ahem..... don't forget us average people ~ we're always being missed out!

Never see a thread about who has the most average tits n arse on fabs / who likes average size bodies / height....

You know I was just thinking that....w should create one

What a fantastic idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thick as.... I am. That's what I was told at school

funny enough that what I was told as well...

i think what we are almost talking about here are two things... being academically smart... and being street smart..

my sister was always way more naturally academically smarter then me.... for me it was something I had to work at... and the thing that drove me was proving people wrong

street smarts was always what i was better at... the basic common sense scale and learning and taking in and having a hunger for information and how that makes me better"

I was told that too. That I was thick. Shouldn't bother with further education. Got by on luck. Etc.

Then throughout my twenties I was told I was 'street smart' and had great 'common sense' which always felt like a bit of an insult disguised as a compliment.

Now I'm at uni and averaging 75% in my modules. Which is a high 1st. I just like learning and trying to change the world as I go.

I don't think I'm particularly intelligent - certainly I don't believe I have a high IQ. I just apply myself to things. And practice putting my point across. Which other people don't bother doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

ahem..... don't forget us average people ~ we're always being missed out!

Never see a thread about who has the most average tits n arse on fabs / who likes average size bodies / height....

A very valid point. Here's to the much maligned and almost invisible 'normals'. With their averege genetalia and moderate points of _iew!

And cute,heart-shaped butts

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out* "

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If for argument's sake intelligence on fab is measured by the popularity of a thread then surly the "moaning I can't get a meet single male" is the intellectual one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out*

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*"

*kisses Funkey's arse better*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

Sorry, who were you talking to there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wasp Hunter...she s always got something worth reading to add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having noticed a handful of names mentioned on another thread in relation to this question, I thought this might be different from the usual 'hottest/sexiest/biggest boobs' topics.

Who in your opinion, do you find to be a noticeably intelligent person on here? Personally, I often find blackspice to be well grounded but sharp in some of his _iews."

Most would be to "humble" to admit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out*

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*

*kisses Funkey's arse better*

A lot of arse kissing going in this thread to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If for argument's sake intelligence on fab is measured by the popularity of a thread then surly the "moaning I can't get a meet single male" is the intellectual one

No that just measures the 'vulture/maggot/hyena' mentality of those who turn up on said threads to taunt and troll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out*

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*

*kisses Funkey's arse better*

A lot of arse kissing going in this thread to be fair"

Why is paying someone a compliment arse kissing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out*

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*

*kisses Funkey's arse better*

A lot of arse kissing going in this thread to be fair"

I only kiss cute arses

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for balance can the OP make a 'Most stupid forum members' thread so as not to leave some of us out please!!!?

I'll vote for you if you vote for me

Deal!

*spits on hand and holds it out*

*goes to shake hand but slips on the over shoot of spit on the floor*

*kisses Funkey's arse better*

A lot of arse kissing going in this thread to be fair

Why is paying someone a compliment arse kissing?

No....the "you're the cleverest" "no you're the cleverest" "noooooo you are" thats the arse licking behaviour I was referring.

You wont win the title of the most intelligent with that your comment there. Ohhhh im joking, im jokinggggg

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By *bbandflowCouple over a year ago

South Devon

Judging by the posts us couples must be thickies...only singles mentioned!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What sort of intelligence? The most recent research suggests there's 9 different kinds of which the sort most associated with intelligence ie. academic is only 1.

I personally am quite happy with my levels of intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

Sorry, who were you talking to there?

Everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

Sorry, who were you talking to there?

Everyone!"

Shut up and show us yer tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

View. The end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

Sorry, who were you talking to there?

Everyone!

Shut up and show us yer tits

Like you, you floozy???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

Some people find intelligence attractive...

But I'd never refer to myself as a sapiophile, as I find the expression pretentious, trite and annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

Some people find intelligence attractive...

But I'd never refer to myself as a sapiophile, as I find the expression pretentious, trite and annoying."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I know which thread you mean

Fabio, wasp hunter and Harley Quimm spring to mind for various reasons there are others but those are 1st that spring to mind "

Aw, bless you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

Some people find intelligence attractive...

But I'd never refer to myself as a sapiophile, as I find the expression pretentious, trite and annoying."

I find other things far more attractive than intelligence, ive been in situations where I have felt that ive been made to look stupid by so called intelligent people. There are some amazing intelligent people in this world but it's how you use your intelligence is the key. I couldn't give a shit what people think about me on here whether I'm intelligent or not, I'm here for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a huge difference between academic and emotional intelligence.

There are so many aspects of cognitive processing too, so you could score incredibly high in some and very low in others.

And, as the education system is starting to realise, we learn in very different ways. Some very bright kids really struggle in a classroom, and some more typical kids thrive. (Wasp Hunter take note.)

I've heard very bad things about the MENSA test and it's accuracy.

The most accurate way to measure IQ is when you are still a child, but even the best tests have a bias.

Short of testing everyone in a standardised way, I'm not sure you will get an answer.

I would say Wasp Hunter probably scores fairly high, even if she's been taught that she wouldn't from past experience. That'd be who my money is on.

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

"Think I know which thread you mean

Fabio, wasp hunter and Harley Quimm spring to mind for various reasons there are others but those are 1st that spring to mind

Aw, bless you

Bugger didn't think about you actually seeing AND replying I'm going to go shyly in to the corner and hide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

I dont think thats petty at all ! I admire People who have the confidence, bravery & intelligence to think for themselves and express their own _iews and opinions. Especially when they are all to often exposed to bullying and being shouted down by the cowards in the herd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

Some people find intelligence attractive...

But I'd never refer to myself as a sapiophile, as I find the expression pretentious, trite and annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Hey these type of threads bring out a range of reactions. More often than not, some unpleasant sniping.

Lots of really engaging posters, intelligence balanced with humility and good grace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I know which thread you mean

Fabio, wasp hunter and Harley Quimm spring to mind for various reasons there are others but those are 1st that spring to mind

Aw, bless you

Bugger didn't think about you actually seeing AND replying I'm going to go shyly in to the corner and hide "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea. Not met that many of them. Id find it very difficult to judge someones level of intelligence by what they write on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey these type of threads bring out a range of reactions. More often than not, some unpleasant sniping.

Lots of really engaging posters, intelligence balanced with humility and good grace

Ok ok...you've already been mentioned numerous times....you have nothing to prove here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No idea. Not met that many of them. Id find it very difficult to judge someones level of intelligence by what they write on here."

Can i PLEASE suck your cock?!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"Hey these type of threads bring out a range of reactions. More often than not, some unpleasant sniping.

Lots of really engaging posters, intelligence balanced with humility and good grace

Ok ok...you've already been mentioned numerous times....you have nothing to prove here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No idea. Not met that many of them. Id find it very difficult to judge someones level of intelligence by what they write on here."

I'd agtee with that. Forums tends to favour those who are articulate, passionate, opinionated and knowedgable. All are characteristics that I admire, and while they are all indicators of intelligence they are far from a definitive reflection of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually can't be arsed wasting my intelligence on you lot....

Sorry, who were you talking to there?

Everyone!

Shut up and show us yer tits

Like you, you floozy???

One night only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me, I'm a fcinguk geenyus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm intelligent enough to know that when you ask a bunch of idiots who's the most intelligent person in the room they're unlikely to pick wisely... but not intelligent enough to know I should've kept my stupid gob shut and not offended absolutely everyone on the forums with one stupid reply

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

Ooh get you being all Confucius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

These and other quotes are easily searchable, and copy and pasteable if you to would like to play this Tuesdays "look at me" game. Good luck to you all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm intelligent enough to know that when you ask a bunch of idiots who's the most intelligent person in the room they're unlikely to pick wisely... but not intelligent enough to know I should've kept my stupid gob shut and not offended absolutely everyone on the forums with one stupid reply

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one I come on here for a laugh not to have a Mensa assessment...

This....

Some people find intelligence attractive...

But I'd never refer to myself as a sapiophile, as I find the expression pretentious, trite and annoying.

Same. Pretentiousness and fake intelligence are the worst traits! Lots going on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

Ooh get you being all Confucius

If I was intelligent enough to know what that means I'd probably agree with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having studied English and Education at university im thrilled to see this post , finally something I can comment on properly !

Standardised tests are biased ( as someone else has mentioned ) because they are not tested idiographically and rather presume that everyone is on the same wavelength . I don't see how someone's intelligence can be based on the same criteria as someone else's intelligence. There are different levels, if someone isn't academically intelligent, this doesn't necessarily mean they aren't emotionakky intelligent. All academia does is allow the opportunity for those who are academic to excel, when really we should be paying more attention to those who aren't so academic, they are the ones who may have the potential in them but just need a little push to get it out. I work in an educational environment and I can tell you from personal as well as observed experience , that academic intelligence by itself is not enough for you to succeed.

I think that the majority of people on this site are a little too quick to judge, they say don't judge a book by it's cover and yet we find ourselves doing It every day. We have no idea about people's personal lives , I tend to find that the majority of users on here keep their private lives exactly that. This lifestyle that we live isn't supported by academia and if psychologists were given the chance to assess and theorise on our lifestyle they would probably say we all have attachment / abandonment and emotional issues which lead us to use sex as a way of replacing something otherwise lost.

so, because psychologists are intelligent , does that mean their assessments would be true?

There's one to think about .

Personally, I value many things about a person in order to assess their intelligence, far more than their academic ability or knowledge. I concentrate more on their personal experiences, their street wise knowledge , their emotional security, their stability and their ability to show and understand different emotions. Also, their aspirations and motivation.

Everyone has some form of intelligence, not always academic or knowledge, but definitely something .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

These and other quotes are easily searchable, and copy and pasteable if you to would like to play this Tuesdays "look at me" game. Good luck to you all!

Who in their right mind would play a "look at me" game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge. "

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having studied English and Education at university im thrilled to see this post , finally something I can comment on properly !

so, because psychologists are intelligent , does that mean their assessments would be true?

There's one to think about .

Everyone has some form of intelligence, not always academic or knowledge, but definitely something .

There's a spelling mistake riiight up there at the top. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

These and other quotes are easily searchable, and copy and pasteable if you to would like to play this Tuesdays "look at me" game. Good luck to you all!

Who in their right mind would play a "look at me" game

I blame my massive cock. It's to big for most women. A cross i have bear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Affectionate Bitch is someone who is able to empathise with forum posters & doesn't patronise or try & prove she is better than anyone with "intellectual" crap.

I admire that a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha thanks for pointing that out ! I'm not at work now .. And I have an iPhone so predictive text sucks.

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Intelligence is highly overrated. Surely better to live in ignorant bliss?"

Ah you have read about taoism lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha thanks for pointing that out ! I'm not at work now .. And I have an iPhone so predictive text sucks.

Yea yea,fat fingers. I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work with lots of highly intelligent people...

Most of whom are not very smart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

These and other quotes are easily searchable, and copy and pasteable if you to would like to play this Tuesdays "look at me" game. Good luck to you all!

Who in their right mind would play a "look at me" game

I blame my massive cock. It's to big for most women. A cross i have bear. "

You need someone to lift that weight off your shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember "

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

It was just the pure cheese it cracked me up. What a comment!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it."

My money's on the monkey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha thanks for pointing that out ! I'm not at work now .. And I have an iPhone so predictive text sucks.

Yea yea,fat fingers. I know

Pmsl. Yes, exactly that haha !!

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

My vote goes to......MR GOOGLE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no idea who is the most intelligent on here as I'm sure many people use these forums in different ways.

When I want to properly talk football, I go on to the football forums, if I want to engage in intellectual debate I go elsewhere.

I'm not one of those who uses these forums to argue / debate their points at length as that's not my reason for being here (and can be divisive which is surely counterproductive on a site where you're looking for likeminded individuals for adult fun!?)

I see the Fab Forums as a bit of light relief on the whole and nothing too heavy and I'm sure many others do too. So using this forum as a gauge of intelligence is most likely, in part at least, fundamentally flawed.

Those who harp on about how intelligent they are, tend not to be as clever as they think. True intelligence comes with knowing when to be intellectual, and when not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

It was just the pure cheese it cracked me up. What a comment! "

I was trying to be all deep and intelligent sounding too

It worked for that Grasshopper bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Intelligence is highly overrated. Surely better to live in ignorant bliss?

Ah you have read about taoism lol"

I read the silence of the Tao quite often

Maybe I should try to practice it more though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those who harp on about how intelligent they are, tend not to be as clever as they think. "

There. That's the smartest comment on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

It was just the pure cheese it cracked me up. What a comment!

I was trying to be all deep and intelligent sounding too

It worked for that Grasshopper bloke"

Fair does to you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having studied English and Education at university im thrilled to see this post , finally something I can comment on properly !

so, because psychologists are intelligent , does that mean their assessments would be true?

There's one to think about .

Everyone has some form of intelligence, not always academic or knowledge, but definitely something .

I really like this.

But as far as street smarts v. Academia go, I, unfortunately, do like an intelligent guy. Academics interest me. And science geeks. It's personal preference. It's a trait I find very sexy.

But they have to have street smarts too. And muscles. And be really good looking.

AND find me attractive.

I'm never gonna get a meet am I...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.

Good job I was born a woman then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

My money's on the monkey."

No kidding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

It was just the pure cheese it cracked me up. What a comment!

I was trying to be all deep and intelligent sounding too

It worked for that Grasshopper bloke"

Awww Miss Lovely you lived up to your name

(thereby proving that flattery gets you everywhere lol) I liked the "seeking knowledge" thing... it made me think of myself as a dumb mollusc flailing around in the dark, utterly and profoundly dimwitted, but seeking some small semblance of knowledge lol

Just kidding... it was very sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

Or just the majority share similar _iews and opinions on certain subjects?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

Or just the majority share similar _iews and opinions on certain subjects?

Doesn't mean they're right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who isn't in the clique

Wow, how petty do you sound? I don't think there is a clique,(waits to be accused of being part of it)

I think some people have just been here a while, and some know each other in the real world too.

Or just the majority share similar _iews and opinions on certain subjects?

Doesn't mean they're right"

No, but doesn't mean they are in a clique for having similar thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

My money's on the monkey.

No kidding?"

Or the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take myself out of the running on this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist... I love you all really

Do you know what,I thought of you

And I'll tell you why. You question things. You seek knowledge.

Seek knowledge that's hilarious

I beg your pardon sir/madam. Pray tell what it is you find so amusing you felt compelled to throw yourself on the floor laughing?

It was just the pure cheese it cracked me up. What a comment!

I was trying to be all deep and intelligent sounding too

It worked for that Grasshopper bloke

Awww Miss Lovely you lived up to your name

Just kidding... it was very sweet

We are an intelligence unto ourselves,the other plebs don't understand our higher plane of enlightenment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say your good self Mr OP, Walking Taff (though strongly suspect Pooch may be the brains of the outfit) and my old mucker KnightSlayer along with Lady Lick, Tina of course and the common sense practicality of Miss Innocent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

My money's on the monkey.

No kidding?

Or the cat."

Depends. Did you just try and bath the cat?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Clearly me. I'm a fucking geniouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clearly me. I'm a fucking geniouse "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

My money's on the monkey.

No kidding?

Or the cat.

Depends. Did you just try and bath the cat?"

No,I gave it a chilli to eat. Dumbo could fly up quickly.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Haha thanks for pointing that out ! I'm not at work now .. And I have an iPhone so predictive text sucks.

What kind of intelligent I.T. predicts emotionakky ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey."

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have no idea who is the most intelligent on here as I'm sure many people use these forums in different ways.

When I want to properly talk football, I go on to the football forums, if I want to engage in intellectual debate I go elsewhere.

Those who harp on about how intelligent they are, tend not to be as clever as they think. True intelligence comes with knowing when to be intellectual, and when not

So was that you NOT being ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey.

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker"

Cat in a catapult trumps your goldfish in a cherry picker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha thanks for pointing that out ! I'm not at work now .. And I have an iPhone so predictive text sucks.

What kind of intelligent I.T. predicts emotionakky ?"

Like I said...fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way to do it.

My money's on the monkey.

No kidding?

Or the cat.

Depends. Did you just try and bath the cat?

No,I gave it a chilli to eat. Dumbo could fly up quickly."

Dumbo not allowed, you didn't say fictional animals. And flying isn't climbing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey.

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker

Cat in a catapult trumps your goldfish in a cherry picker"

What happens if the monkey has a pogo stick ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey.

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker

Cat in a catapult trumps your goldfish in a cherry picker"

A monkey who finds a felled tree and climbs along it easily, intelligence is thinking outside the box

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey.

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker

Cat in a catapult trumps your goldfish in a cherry picker

A monkey who finds a felled tree and climbs along it easily, intelligence is thinking outside the box

The tree was in a box ? No one said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standardised intelligence testing is like asking a monkey, an elephant, a goldfish and a cat to climb a tree.

They all have to take the same test for it to be fair remember

Well if you want to test their tree climbing ability, that's the only way

Mto do it.

My money's on the monkey.

mine in on the goldfish in a cherry picker

Cat in a catapult trumps your goldfish in a cherry picker

A monkey who finds a felled tree and climbs along it easily, intelligence is thinking outside the box

The tree was in a box ? No one said."

No one asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are an intelligence unto ourselves,the other plebs don't understand our higher plane of enlightenment

lol Absolutely!!!... well that's what we'll tell ourselves right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say most of the forum regulars strike me as being rather intelligent

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've analysed the whole thread carefully and come up with a trustworthy irrefutable answer ....

The most intelligent forumite is me.

Closely followed by all those that agree with me.

Coming close third are all those that share the same sense of humour as me.

Running just behind them all the uncategorisable arse lickers.

Then all the arselickers who don't know why they do it.

Then anyone who challenges anything i've said here in any shape or form.

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By *indys loverCouple over a year ago

Stratford on avon

I know some very intelligent people but they havent got an ounce of common sense and this makes them extremely stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id say real intelligence is the ability to get around the barriers that are imposed on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

View.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I don't _iew intelligence as something that's simple, and particularly measurable. It's partly the application of potential complexity, alongside personal insight and application of that developed meaning into appropriate and straightforward communication - if we were to evaluate it from the forums.

Loads of people on fab stand out for me as having much brilliance, a sharpness of their minds and ability for incisiveness that astounds me.

It's hard not to couple this with people that I also appreciate and value their opinions highly - though there are some who have differences to me but I also esteem as intelligent. Long ramble over.

Naughty and Tina - as well as her wit

are a couple that I eagerly read _iews from - Taoist is outstanding too. I'm hard pressed to consolidate so many people into a small list, as the forums seem blessed with great intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still View. He could have summed all that up in one line!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone would think you fancy him the way you're going on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His intellect is very attractive. As he'd never need to tell you about it.

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