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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's yours?
Mine is I wake at an ungodly time..check phone for time ..toilet ,wash hands of course then go feed the cats as the kettle boils and then back to bed with my green tea, pop on here to perve and flirt... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wake at whatever time body clock decides.
Espresso, chill for 20 then either bag, bike or run depending on how I feel.
Then shower and a perve  "
You Perv...never |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower breakfast shave and teeth. If I'm on my own all naked. "
My shower comes later if I'm alone if I'm not alone my shower comes when I drag him in there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gallons of tea 
Your going to need the loo
Good job it's only 3 yards from ma chair, and I'm gonna soak some of it up with a bacon & mushroom butty in a bit  "
Way too early for food but if you do one about 10 then I will have a dippy egg on mine ty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Alarm goes off - snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze - eventually stagger out of bed - toilet - shower - coffee - breakfast - makeup - hair - dress - eventually leave the house 2 hours after alarm first went off. |
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1) Wake whenever Sprog decides he wants breakfast.
2) Feed him.
3) (Depending on the time) put him back to bed.
4) Go back to bed.
5) wake up when he next wakes me.
6) Act like a Zombie until coffee kicks in.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.
Blimey your fast "
I've got it down to a fine art!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.
Blimey your fast
I've got it down to a fine art!!!"
You sure have id still be faffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get up, wake mutant teenage daughter, go for tea, then shower. Get mutant teenage daughter in shower. Make breakfast. Harras mutant teenager to move her arse, make her breakfast, tell mutant teenager to get a move on. Make my lunch, inform mutant teenager that she hasnt brushed her teeth. Pack my bag.
Leave house with darling mutant teenager...
The end (until tomorrow) - love mutant teenager really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It used to be wake up whenever i felt like, have breakfast then decide what to do with the day
Now
Wake up to small puppy sat on my head biting my ears and hair until i get up to let him go for a wee and give him a feed then its back up to bed so he can play with his toys and get cuddles off me until we fall back to sleep for a few hours (if im lucky)
Then its walks, work, walks, clean up garden, mop floors and play with him when im free!
Today is a lazy day so might go down ti hickorys for breakfast in a bit |
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Alarm goes off. Next alarm goes off. Next alarm goes off. Next ala.....
Finally wake up just before the time I'm supposed to leave for work, panic, wee, wash face, brush teeth, scrape hair into bobble, cleanse tone and moisturise, realise no time for make up again.
Dress, feed cats, go to work (which is where I finally get my coffee and breakfast and do my makeup!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wake up, pee(wash hands), perve, breakie, perve, shit, shower, perve, brush teeth, perve, get dress, perve.
 Umm.. I think I see a pattern. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My routine at uni was wake up to a grumpy shit in the morning, about 8 am, sometimes later, got some breakfast, felt sick, was sick, went to uni feeling really sick (it was exam time), do my exams, come home and cry. Rinse and repeat.
Now I'm free of uni and everything associated with it, and moved to the countryside, I want to try and be up with my little brother to take him to school!
But the deal normally is wake up, check phone, stagger to the loo, come back, spend a few minutes in bed. (this is prime cuddling opportunity right there  ) then go and make a venti coffee in my starbucks mug, sip it slowly and check fab, or whatever else, maybe if there's yesterday's paper, read that too. Get dressed and carry on with my day. Today I'm very busy and I've got lots of work to do! :D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wake up, pee(wash hands), perve, breakie, perve, shit, shower, perve, brush teeth, perve, get dress, perve.
Umm.. I think I see a pattern."
PERV |
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depends on if alone or not
wake up hopefully before lady get up go for pee wash hands back to bed snuggles up to lady kissing her shoulder and back of her neck start to tease and play for morning sex
on own alarm goes off snooze snooze snooze get up go for pee wash coffee x 2 out the door unless slept in then its one coffee out the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes. "
Please teach Mrsdpt this art form |
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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago
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"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.
Please teach Mrsdpt this art form "
I'd like to second that motion lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wake up, get my son up and ready for school. Go back to sleep once he's set off.
Wake up again later, make a brew, start playing game son my phone and drink my brew.
Do all the housework.
Find other shit to do, maybe go out, maybe not.
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Wake up
Make coffee
Prayer & meditation
Quick 15 min workout with stretches
Check email
Shower & shave
Make/drink another coffee
Change for work
Pack my shit
Make breakfast smoothie and drink en route to work
But if I'm really tired, it goes: Shower, coffee, change, pack and leave. |
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