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If you had to have sex with a forumite RIGHT NOW Part 3
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over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?   "
Your subtlety astounds me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
Your subtlety astounds me "
Haha I'm about as subtle as a sledge hammer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
Your subtlety astounds me
Haha I'm about as subtle as a sledge hammer!"
I might have noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there  "
You smooth mother fucker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker "
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....? "
You could watch I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?
You could watch I suppose "
Is this a foursome or a fivesome?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?
You could watch I suppose
Is this a foursome or a fivesome??"
Can I get involved too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?
You could watch I suppose "
Now hey, I begrudge being omitted from my own fantasy. I must ask you to refrain from ostracising me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?
You could watch I suppose
Is this a foursome or a fivesome??
Can I get involved too? "
More of an orgy now I think! We're gonna need more than just haribos! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?
(Carrying on from the previous!)
Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?
very smoothly done there
You smooth mother fucker
Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?
You could watch I suppose
Is this a foursome or a fivesome??
Can I get involved too? "
Nice bum
Hop in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke
Bloody hell
Can I come to stoke too?
You better had
Can I have a stroke too ??
Hell yeah "
Can I come? I'll bring haribo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke
Bloody hell
Can I come to stoke too?
You better had
Can I have a stroke too ??
Hell yeah
Can I come? I'll bring haribo "
You can always cum my dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke
Bloody hell
Can I come to stoke too?
You better had
Can I have a stroke too ??
Hell yeah
Can I come? I'll bring haribo
You can always cum my dear."
Why thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke
Bloody hell
Can I come to stoke too?
You better had
Can I have a stroke too ??
Hell yeah
Can I come? I'll bring haribo
You can always cum my dear.
Why thankyou "
You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on  "
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet "
Think of all the fun that could bring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet "
No disrespect to "A twosome" but make sure it's a return ticket.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring"
I'm already planning how we can modify it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it "
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed "
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that "
Need room for the hot tub as well though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that "
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
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Good point that ol' 33hz vibe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
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Why not, we could turn it into a water party |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe"
What on earth?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe"
Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz
Rib cage rattling behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe
What on earth?!"
Something to do with the subwoofers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex."
That's because you haven't had sex with me.......best 3 minutes of your life guaranteed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex."
And Tina  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe
Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz
Rib cage rattling behaviour "
In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.
And Tina "
For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.
And Tina
For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you "
And I'd want Rachael fun4u too
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.
And Tina
For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you "
Just Tina! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe
Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz
Rib cage rattling behaviour
In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot "
4 15s was that walled by any chance or no back seats, or were they in a sealed enclosure?
I'm running two 10" JL audio W7s in a ported enclosure hitting about 145db for 10" subs they outperform 12s all day
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.
But probably a bus to fit everyone on
National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet
Think of all the fun that could bring
I'm already planning how we can modify it
Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed
I think we'd need a bigger bed then that
Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers
But a water bed could work, no high heels though
Good point that ol' 33hz vibe
Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz
Rib cage rattling behaviour
In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot
4 15s was that walled by any chance or no back seats, or were they in a sealed enclosure?
I'm running two 10" JL audio W7s in a ported enclosure hitting about 145db for 10" subs they outperform 12s all day
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Walled with no back seats
Phoenix gold amps in boot install. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awesome
I was considering a wall but don't want to completely fuck the car.
Spoke to a guy who got 4 18s in a vw polo  wrote the car off but hit around 157db
I'm happy in boot boomers2 category for competitions goes up to two 10s or one 12 and the W7s run rings around most in that category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When yer shagging in these motors do you both just lie back and let the speakers do the work?"
If you got a 20 or 30hz tone and played it continuous it would have the desired effect.
Most people have no idea what's hit them when they first sit in a car running over 140db |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awesome
I was considering a wall but don't want to completely fuck the car.
Spoke to a guy who got 4 18s in a vw polo wrote the car off but hit around 157db
I'm happy in boot boomers2 category for competitions goes up to two 10s or one 12 and the W7s run rings around most in that category "
My mate ran 8 18" Cerwin Vega subs in a Chevy day van used to hit 162db |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One last question, do you guys tow a trailer with the power plant/generator on? "
Ha ha no but I used to run a second alternator and two Optima gel batteries in the boot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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53.5mm cable to power them and a combined fusing of over 300amps
Uprated alternators help too with upgraded wires to the battery
You'd be surprised at what standard car batteries are capable of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen "
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "
Streak? Must of missed it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "
What ? you missed the streak.
This naked woman ran though, big boobs too. Real swinging they were. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "
You should have had your bloody eyes open then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again
What ? you missed the streak.
This naked woman ran though, big boobs too. Real swinging they were. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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As we were guys.
It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.
Start the tape from "
Yeah, as in
Me : i've got a 10" cock.
Wifey (ex) : But you started the tape (measure) from yer belly button. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RUNS THROUGH NAKED
does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft
As you were gentlemen
Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again
Streak? Must of missed it too "
"Don't look Ethel, it's too late she's already got a free shot. Boogie der boogie der"
Classic! Especially over 140db's. |
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As we were guys.
It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.
Start the tape from
Yeah, as in
Me : i've got a 10" cock.
Wifey (ex) : But you started the tape (measure) from yer belly button. "
Ah I was wondering what a tape had to do with speakers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a dream about having sex with a fab forumite last night, does that count? Not even sure why, we've not spoken in months never mind actually met "
really?
Nobody has asked who yet? |
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"I had a dream about having sex with a fab forumite last night, does that count? Not even sure why, we've not spoken in months never mind actually met
really?
Nobody has asked who yet? "
Yeh I was expecting someone nosy to ask..
Ironic who actually did ask the question though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!
Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.
At least I think that's what they meant? 
A"
Haha
Were they being polite in how they said it? |
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over a year ago
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"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!
Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.
At least I think that's what they meant?
A
Haha
Were they being polite in how they said it?"
No.
Just "Go fuck yourself."
Not a hint of a "please"....... 
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"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!
Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.
At least I think that's what they meant?
A
Haha
Were they being polite in how they said it?
No.
Just "Go fuck yourself."
Not a hint of a "please".......
A"
No manners, clearly! |
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