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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe the girls you are fucking are very inexperienced. Why not try telling them what you like? I couldn't imagine someone giving me crap oral without having to say what turns me on. Of course this can be done with tact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There should be compulsory classes for women to attend. A certificate will be awarded upon completion of the "How to suck cock properly" course and said certificate must be produceable upon demand by me, the blowjob inspector (kind of like a policeman asking to see your driving licence) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Just print this out and post it on your lower abdomen. If you're committed to the idea you might get it tattooed at strategic points around your body.
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/396789 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just print this out and post it on your lower abdomen. If you're committed to the idea you might get it tattooed at strategic points around your body.
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/396789"
now that's someone who knows what she's doing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't have to tell them it's crap to tell them what you like, surely. A bit of positive encouragement always goes a long way with me.
Or maybe they just don't want to do it, in which case it'll always be a bit rubbish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"
Flip them over and rammed it up there arse dry, that'll teach him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere. "
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care."
umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some girls need to be told how to do it if they are inexperienced!
One of my favourite blow jobs ive done recently i spent ages teasing his cock with little kisses and licking but not making full contact til he begged me to suck it.. Oh ive got myself horny thinking about it! I need to do that again x |
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"
Isn't there a saying about bad workman and blaming the tools?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mr tends to either change what he is doing with a meet if she isn't good... Or ask me to come help.... I can then direct in a bossy but nice way and will encourage..
I always watch how a partner does it first..but do do it for my enjoyment as much as the guys so wouldn't find it pleasurable if the guy only wanted it a certain way...
I think everyone should feel they can guide no matter what when it comes to someone giving oral on you but don't be insulting ... |
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It's hardly bloody rocket science..but you either do or you don't want to do it..Sounded like it was more your idea than theirs...also there's not a right way....my guys all like it different...
Find a woman like me who specialises in oral...
Happy blows.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they just need to be taught how to do it right. "
Could this be a new occupation for you Biscotti? I reckon I give a pretty horny blowjob so maybe I could lend a hand training up the bad b/f girls out there |
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"
You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe they just need to be taught how to do it right.
Could this be a new occupation for you Biscotti? I reckon I give a pretty horny blowjob so maybe I could lend a hand training up the bad b/f girls out there"
Please see my above post about a "training course" - the pair of you can be the tutors  |
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?
You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done "
I'll temporarily make public one of my pics to show what i'm talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?
You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done
I'll temporarily make public one of my pics to show what i'm talking about "
Beautiful, just like you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.
umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction"
If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......
Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.
umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction
If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......
Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive."
it's bad etiquette right to say your doing a bad job - do this or do that plus i think she thought she was doing a good job. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and accept your fate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.
umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction
If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......
Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive."
I've just had a rather pleasant mid afternoon daydream thanks to that comment Miss CL..... |
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The best lovers don't need to be told what to do, they know what is good and sense your responses and needs.
In general it's ideal to communicate verbally, before and during fun, so that you all understand talents, needs and get feedback.
On fab then many will be clear that we deep throat, rather than gingerly tongue the very end of a throbbing cock. Pick some deep throaters as respite service now. Settle for nothing less. Plenty to choose from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr tends to either change what he is doing with a meet if she isn't good... Or ask me to come help.... I can then direct in a bossy but nice way and will encourage..
I always watch how a partner does it first..but do do it for my enjoyment as much as the guys so wouldn't find it pleasurable if the guy only wanted it a certain way...
I think everyone should feel they can guide no matter what when it comes to someone giving oral on you but don't be insulting ... "
Exactly the same for us ... my wife will always make sure it's done how I like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can just hint at what you'd like rather than telling her she's not doing it right, position her head differently or encourage her to go deeper, you really don't have to lie there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe the girls you are fucking are very inexperienced. Why not try telling them what you like? I couldn't imagine someone giving me crap oral without having to say what turns me on. Of course this can be done with tact."
I agree amd in addition different guys like different things. So these girlsnmay have made their last meets go wild with this technique
Feel free to guide your meets to what u like. I would be more than happy if a meet did that to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course I say something....how they gonna learn if you don't? Surely it is common courtesy.... They all have to start somewhere and some need more teaching than others.
In the end you get a good BJ.
If I was not doing something right I would expect a woman to say so.... Some like it differently and I would hope they will tell me so they get the best too....
Ffs it isn't hard to talk....shouldn't we all do this?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.
Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.
umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction
If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......
Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive.
it's bad etiquette right to say your doing a bad job - do this or do that plus i think she thought she was doing a good job. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and accept your fate"
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You don't have to say with words....use your body to direct the play.
And lets face it her technique may have driven the last guy she was with wild, everyone is different.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"
Girls suck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It does take practise and sometimes nerves play a part for women and inexperience. You need patience for those mind blowing moments and if you talk about what you want before hand that works too. A description of how the perfect bj is for you and what you are going to do to her can help set the scene too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex"
I wouldn't last 15 minutes if it was that crap, Either tell/show them or move on to something else |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?
You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done "
My gag reflex is too sensitive! |
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