so I was shaving my lady bits in the shower.. And I slipped and landed on my arse. Ouch. Luckily I didn't have the razor anywhere near my bits at the time that I slipped. That could have been painful. And messy!
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"Why on earth do you do such dangerous things? You are the most accident prone person since Minxie to grace the forum.
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Life would be boring otherwise. And how else would you lot feel better about your lives if I wasn't completely accident prone! |
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I was cycling down a country lane earlier when a mini bus came round the bend and I had to brake quickly and ride onto the grassy verge just missing a great clump of nettles when I finally stopped  |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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Today whilst digging a big hole with a mini digger , my t-shirt got caught on one of the levers and nearly pulled the digger over , banged my arm really hard , so thought it best to perv , sorry I mean recover  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Why on earth do you do such dangerous things? You are the most accident prone person since Minxie to grace the forum.
Life would be boring otherwise. And how else would you lot feel better about your lives if I wasn't completely accident prone! "
Separate your activities, for your own safety.
To answer your original question:
I fall over a lot. When it first started I fell crossing the road. The car stopped just inches from me.
Then I fell getting out of a car (after having had my fingers squashed in the car on the outward journey). I missed gouging my eye on a steel rod, cutting my eyebrow instead.
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To add to my lucky escapes..
I was in a crash with a lorry.. The car was fucked but we lived
The plane I was in on the way to Turkey a few years ago flew over a tornado
I choked on a bottle lid and my dad had to hold me upside down and smack my back until I coughed it up
I fell over ice skating and broke my wrist, but as I fell, I was about half an inch away from somebody else's skates so they could have gone over my fingers. That wouldn't have been pretty.
I'm fairly accident prone :-/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today whilst digging a big hole with a mini digger , my t-shirt got caught on one of the levers and nearly pulled the digger over , banged my arm really hard , so thought it best to perv , sorry I mean recover "
Good job it was just the one arm.  |
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"Why on earth do you do such dangerous things? You are the most accident prone person since Minxie to grace the forum.
Life would be boring otherwise. And how else would you lot feel better about your lives if I wasn't completely accident prone!
Separate your activities, for your own safety.
To answer your original question:
I fall over a lot. When it first started I fell crossing the road. The car stopped just inches from me.
Then I fell getting out of a car (after having had my fingers squashed in the car on the outward journey). I missed gouging my eye on a steel rod, cutting my eyebrow instead.
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Counterweight just below your shoulders? |
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"Why on earth do you do such dangerous things? You are the most accident prone person since Minxie to grace the forum.
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I suppose that was a lucky escape, I hosted Minxie for 2 nights and emerged relatively unscathed  |
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I was whistling walking down some train tracks in eastern Germany after a night on the lash and fell down an inspection pit lol I was lucky my elbows stopped me as it was about 20 ft deep.
I fell asleep in the bath once for 2 hrs in winter and collapsed with hypothermia. I couldn't get to a phone to call for an ambulance so I was in an out of consciousness for 2 days, vomiting and sipping water.
When I was 3 months a doctor prescribesd eye drops as I had lots of sleep dust round my eyes. A couple of days later my mum found me blue, I was rushed to hospital and a surgeon popped my eyes out. The severe conjunctivitis had blocked my tear ducts sinus' and airway. I was on a life support for a week.
I'm a Leo though so I've got 6 lives left lol 5 i won't count the diving escapes I've had as they were self inflicted  |
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