"I hate this heat..
Whinge over
get naked
up north..
it'll be scorchio darn sarf come Wed so anyone who isn't keen best stay indoors..  "
I'm down south now.. And packing up all my stuff in a van on Tuesday and then driving up north and unpacking on Wednesday! I may have to lay across the front seats of the van naked with the air con on |
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"I bit into a juicy tomato and it's squirted all down my white vest top...it's gonna be bitch of a stain to remove... 
Lucky tomato"
I'm still finding seeds.... |
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"I hate this heat..
Whinge over
get naked
up north..
it'll be scorchio darn sarf come Wed so anyone who isn't keen best stay indoors..
I'm down south now.. And packing up all my stuff in a van on Tuesday and then driving up north and unpacking on Wednesday! I may have to lay across the front seats of the van naked with the air con on "
you'll probably get pulled by the fuzz for causing a distraction.. |
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"I bit into a juicy tomato and it's squirted all down my white vest top...it's gonna be bitch of a stain to remove...
Lucky tomato
I'm still finding seeds.... "
I can help if you want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm using the tube and buses later.Only a few stops but the heat exacerbates the smells of people who don't wear deodorant
Take a gas mask! The smell on a cold day is bad enough! "
I have a very weak stomach where smells are concerned. I've got off and waited for another train before. |
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"I bit into a juicy tomato and it's squirted all down my white vest top...it's gonna be bitch of a stain to remove...
Lucky tomato
I'm still finding seeds.... "
I'm sure its not the only seeds that have been lost down there and will not be the last either  |
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"I like it, the shorts and flip flops are on x.
Shorts and flip flops aren't a good look for me "
I've seen some sights today! 
For my future sanity I think hot days should come with a public service announcement that tells people "just because you can fit into it doesn't make it a good choice of outfit" 
One woman was in a really badly fitting bra so she had four boobs and over the top was a cutaway tunic that had a polo neck and splits up the sides practically to her armpits! And jeggings a size too small that she kept hoicking up.
I am going to need extensive therapy and some bleach for my eyeballs.  |
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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago
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"I bit into a juicy tomato and it's squirted all down my white vest top...it's gonna be bitch of a stain to remove... "
OMG... I would love to squirt all down your white vest top!! That is one luck bastard tomato..  |
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"I bit into a juicy tomato and it's squirted all down my white vest top...it's gonna be bitch of a stain to remove...
Lucky tomato
I'm still finding seeds....
I'm sure its not the only seeds that have been lost down there and will not be the last either "
Oooh I have no idea what you mean.... |
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"It's not the heat that's a bitch, it's the hayfever!  "
Swearing and sneezing and watering eyes that make the sweat on my face look worse, and sinus ache. It's definitely a combination of the two xD |
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"I hate this heat..
Whinge over
(*tuts)
Rant over 
Tut all you like  wanna come do my washing for me? I keep sweating all over the clean stuff so..! "
Er no ta, sounds like a bit too much effort in this heat. I'd be happy to hose you down in the garden though x
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Need to get a car with a/c 
I'm in need of a cold shower 
So make the most of tomorrow, when its supposed to be the coolest day for a short while. 