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...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
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over a year ago
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Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible? 
Words she gets wrong:
specific-pacific
Eye vision as opposed to just vision.
She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.
She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??
Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible?
Words she gets wrong:
specific-pacific
Eye vision as opposed to just vision.
She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.
She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??
Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her "
Is she too dim to realise you're looking elsewhere too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible?
Words she gets wrong:
specific-pacific
Eye vision as opposed to just vision.
She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.
She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??
Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her
Is she too dim to realise you're looking elsewhere too? "
Of course she is, but being the bone idle, uncommitted, flakey, compulsive liar that she is, she's probably not bothered.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation. "
Been there and tried that. Its complicated to say the least. 
Anyway i'm not here to meet anyone so its irrelevant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation.
You could just keep out of other people's relationships. "
She wasn't getting involved in other people's relationships. She just didn't want to continue the conversation on here as it was starting to go from a light hearted thread to something quite different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation.
Been there and tried that. Its complicated to say the least.
Anyway i'm not here to meet anyone so its irrelevant."
I hope you sort things for the best for you both and the bitterness subsides. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope you sort things for the best for you both and the bitterness subsides.
I'm not bitter fella, I'm resigned  "
Fair enough. You sounded it with you rant though. There's a lot of unhappy people on here so you're not alone. I'm a great believer in talking things through though. I was at breaking point only three years ago myself. Talking suddenly turned it all around for us.
Ps. In this mode I'm a Miss not a Mr xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
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Why on earth are you making your own lunch?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
Why on earth are you making your own lunch? "
Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
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That's known as a gravy dipper in our household.
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By *abel-30Woman
over a year ago
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Not my partner but my ex had a few.
Is convinced ed Sheehan and Rupert grint are the same person
Adds letters into words.. MatalanD tescoS
Dish soap is always called fairy up liquid
Can't drive, never took a lesson but will tell you how to drive, to ignore signs.. Cos he knew best
Complains the computer is broken, won't tell you what is wrong with it... 20 mins later comes and asks you to fix it. Then goes in a mood cos he tried that and it didn't work
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex used to finish a roll of toilet paper, get a new one out, and just balance it ontop of the old one in the holder or on the rare occasion she changed it, would leave the tube on the floor.
That's why she's my ex.  |
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
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Is the lovely Mrs DDC left handed? If so she will be artistic and the bread knife will be sharpened at the wrong side for her to guide it. Buy her left handed implements, corkscrews are another frustrating tool for intelligent folk too. |
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
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If I wrote the full list it would end up as "thread closed got too big" |
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
Is the lovely Mrs DDC left handed? If so she will be artistic and the bread knife will be sharpened at the wrong side for her to guide it. Buy her left handed implements, corkscrews are another frustrating tool for intelligent folk too. "
I used to have a left handed pastry fork  |
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"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.
About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.
What little, er... foibles does your partner have?
Mr ddc
Is the lovely Mrs DDC left handed? If so she will be artistic and the bread knife will be sharpened at the wrong side for her to guide it. Buy her left handed implements, corkscrews are another frustrating tool for intelligent folk too. "
Thanks Bobby for trying to give me an excuse.
But nope, not left handed, just cack-handed!
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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Sounds like B. When we were first married she would make me sandwiches to take to work for my lunch.
The first day she made me one sandwich delicious but not enough to last a day.
As I was hungry when I got home the second day she made me two sandwiches, doing physical work I was still hungry.
The third day she thought I'll show the greedy pig and bought an uncut loaf sliced it in half and filled it with a pound of ham.
Why was she angry when I replied to her question did I enjoy lunch today and I answered; the sandwich was great but I see you are down to one slice of bread again?
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Why on earth are you making your own lunch?
Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler? "
Oi, I am the chef (though tardy and slightly tipsy tonight) AND butler!
And chauffeur, handyman, child-minder, senior partner and.....
Hang on, what does Mrs ddc do?
{runs to hide in the cleaning supplies cupboard - she never goes in there....}
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Why on earth are you making your own lunch?
Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler?
Oi, I am the chef (though tardy and slightly tipsy tonight) AND butler!
And chauffeur, handyman, child-minder, senior partner and.....
Hang on, what does Mrs ddc do?
{runs to hide in the cleaning supplies cupboard - she never goes in there....}
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Am I invisible???!!!
Or just taken for granted???!!!
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"I thought he was just lighten things up with humour .
Jo x "
Me too. But some folk really can't help themselves when it comes to single men profiles whom they perceive to be cheating. Single female profiles on the other hand...... |
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