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"Here.....and gone again ![]() Good evening and goodnight Mr. Velvet ![]() | |||
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"STOP! Carry on ![]() That's it bloody hammer time it my head now. Can't touch this | |||
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"In and out... then in... then out again. " Good evening Mr. Vanity ![]() ![]() | |||
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"STOP! Carry on ![]() Doo do do do, do do do do. Doo do do do, do do do do. | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() I've done it ![]() | |||
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"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight ![]() Pop round il get the horlicks out | |||
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"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight ![]() Good evening Ms. Ellie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() blame ace hes always meddling in witchcraft ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm surprised I could work it out this time of night ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() Morning ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful you lot may end up with a ban. ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() Good evening Mr. Smoothie ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() ![]() its not morning till toshies thread goes up ![]() | |||
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"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() Tis. So all the windows are open and next door are having a domestic stood on the patio which I'm too engrossed in to go to sleep. He wants her to stay. She says it's awkward. We're at a sex stand off | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm off till Sunday night now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh ok then Evening smoothie ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who moi? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() ![]() ![]() Word ![]() | |||
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"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh Blimey. Jeremy Kyle live ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oui, vous ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that's what I was thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!" Good evening Doc ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() I haven't worked it out ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() nor me ![]() | |||
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"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH! Good evening Doc ![]() ![]() To be fair, after my redundancy package last month, my mates have been bullying me for my money lol. Spent a wee bit of it on my wee baby nephew who's had to have 3 holes in his heart fixed. Bought my big ginger cunt of a brother a big bottle of Malt to cheer the prick up after that. | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful your nose'll start growing ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope, me neither ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but I'm a real boy | |||
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"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH! Good evening Doc ![]() ![]() Beers on me then dude ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() What was ? | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() no your jist late x | |||
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"evening mr smoothie xx" evening _oddy flower ![]() | |||
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"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() ![]() evening Dan, topper ![]() | |||
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"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH! Good evening Doc ![]() ![]() ![]() Yay! | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() The filling up of the first part! ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes..... ![]() | |||
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"evening peoples ![]() ![]() ![]() Good, good..you working or lurking tonight? | |||
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"I'm outa here night all xxx" Nighty night filthy dreams ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() ![]() That's all it takes some nights ![]() | |||
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"I'm outa here night all xxx" Night Mr blade ![]() | |||
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"Me too, eyes are closing, night all ![]() Nighty night filthy dreams ![]() | |||
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"Me too, eyes are closing, night all ![]() Night night | |||
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"lurking as usual ![]() Nowt wrong with that ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() ![]() Funny things can happen when you turn ya back in here ![]() | |||
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"Me too, eyes are closing, night all ![]() we can't go together peaple will talk ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() ![]() ![]() that depends who's stood behind you | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() ![]() ![]() You still here ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() Aw it's a shame, bless ya ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 last jd and a fat 1 ![]() | |||
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"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old. Found a grey hair and all now ![]() Been there, still doing that ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh dear, he won't be happy with that ![]() | |||
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"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old. Found a grey hair and all now ![]() your 31you basterd how do you think we feel. ok I feel ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't do anything...honest ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok he ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() over my knee Now. oooow errrrr I feel all masterful now ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh really ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old. Found a grey hair and all now ![]() ![]() Old? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's it, it was them not me ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with ![]() | |||
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"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old. Found a grey hair and all now ![]() ![]() Well i use a cheapy tesco 3 blade razor so i'm, doing better finacialy than i was with my wallet rapist gillette fusions, and the smoothness is just as good. | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread | |||
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"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old. Found a grey hair and all now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() looks mighty fine to me ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well i'll let you and other fabbers into a wee secret, i used to work for tesco and half the shit they masqueradee as own brand is made or designed by guys working for or who have worked for the big boys.....including the razors like gillette | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the trouble with those threads ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() should I change mine do you think ? | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nooooooo ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Afraid so, what's wrong with that 1 Mr ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I gave ma cock pic an airing earlier for another thread, he's gone back into hibernation now though ![]() | |||
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"Here again x" Good evening Jamie ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YAY! ![]() | |||
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"maybe i have a little 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yesssssss! !!!! ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() You'll have to put up with us then ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() there gona see what you been up to ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() Oh noes that sucks ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The I.t. bit ![]() | |||
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"I am away for a wank" Nice name ![]() | |||
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"I am away for a wank" enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord" fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() guessing football team | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() It is, he came through the op last night, but it was a big thing for a 10w eek old baby, best thing is, i'll make him a Scottish/Celtic/Feyenoord boy. Its for the best. | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You googled that didn't you ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no was I right? ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't be daft ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah I googled it but he answered ^ there too | |||
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"I am away for a wank" Good evening Willy ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad it's sorted dude ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought you'd nodded off Dan ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() so he did. doh | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not yet although I won't be long. Just had to put some more eye drops in ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stay keep me company ![]() | |||
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"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord fantastic news ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll be on for a wee bit longer. | |||
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"I didn't bother with the wank I had a crisp sandwich" Cant beat a good crisp sarnie ![]() | |||
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"I didn't bother with the wank I had a crisp sandwich Cant beat a good crisp sarnie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I once saw a nipple ![]() ![]() no | |||
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"I once saw a nipple ![]() ![]() I was on a bouncy castle for 3 hours once - I think it fucking wrecked me | |||
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"I can't sleep ![]() I never sleep its handy when you want a wank though | |||
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"I can't sleep ![]() Keep me company ![]() | |||
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"I can't sleep ![]() Or a crisp sandwich ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm off to try and catch some z's. Catch you all later ![]() Have a good sleep Night night ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning" Night | |||
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"My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm off to try and catch some z's. Catch you all later ![]() Night night | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night" just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks" ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks" I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks ![]() do you have £35 I could borrow? | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha ![]() ![]() ![]() Tickled me to be fair, need it at the mo - serious insomnia, so it's good to have a laugh ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It sure is, passes the night a lot quicker | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() # I am the walrus | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() I'm 1 of the only 1s left on this thread I think ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning Night just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Agreed! Fancy pm'ing? | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() Hahahaha excellent work | |||
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"wanking while consuming bread products is bit kinky Mmmmmm carbs..... eurrr!" 'A pasta wank' haha | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm still here ![]() | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. " You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PP save me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. " Oh goody ![]() | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. " Are you working too | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x" Aww fanks | |||
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"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh it would be my pleasure ![]() | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. Oh goody ![]() I detect a hint of sarcasm ![]() | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. Are you working too" Nope just can't sleep | |||
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"I'm here.. Still. You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x Aww fanks " You're more than welcome x | |||
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"If Daniel is asleep.. Who's gonna start part 3? ![]() I think you know the answer to that question ![]() | |||
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"If Daniel is asleep.. Who's gonna start part 3? ![]() ![]() Actually I don't, that's why I asked! Silly ![]() | |||
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