"It has been a difficult few weeks that started with being burgled, then one of my uncles died and finished off with being dumped.
Give me some jokes so I can find my smile again  "
Difficult is an understatement!
I don't know any jokes but I could sing you a song, you'd be grateful when it stopped  .
Hope things turn round for you soon |
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By *adyGarden OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It has been a difficult few weeks that started with being burgled, then one of my uncles died and finished off with being dumped.
Give me some jokes so I can find my smile again
Difficult is an understatement!
I don't know any jokes but I could sing you a song, you'd be grateful when it stopped .
Hope things turn round for you soon"
I do love a good terrible singer that doesn't give a shit that they sound bad.
Made me giggle reading that |
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over a year ago
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joined a club for anti-social people last year- we've not met up yet.
My daughters rabbit died last week- the grieving process was delicious.
I bought a second hand time machine next week-They don't make them like they're going to any more.
RIP errol brown-Unless you believe in miracles.
Bought a new thesaurus. Its rubbish. Or to put it another way, its rubbish.
Why did princess di cross the road?- No seat belt (too soon?)  |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"joined a club for anti-social people last year- we've not met up yet.
My daughters rabbit died last week- the grieving process was delicious.
I bought a second hand time machine next week-They don't make them like they're going to any more.
Very good cheered me up
RIP errol brown-Unless you believe in miracles.
Bought a new thesaurus. Its rubbish. Or to put it another way, its rubbish.
Why did princess di cross the road?- No seat belt (too soon?) "
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
As I was putting the garden furniture away for winter storage....
I said to my wife "I don't know why I bother getting this out you never sit on it.!"
She said.." put your cock away and put that table in the garage.!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M
If you find farts funny?the farting nun organ is quite funny"
Just had a look and now i'm in fart remixes. This is cool. |
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